Long Shirty Poems
Long Shirty Poems. Below are the most popular long Shirty by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Shirty poems by poem length and keyword.
ParasiteI
The beggar outside the supermarket
You swore was picked up later
In a flashy car
Sat there in the sun for 8 hours
While you pissed & moaned
All the way home
To your bookless
Mausoleum
With a chlorinated pool
Where one day...
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Categories:
shirty, political,
Form:
I do not know?
Trumpiad Iii - Foreign AffairsIV Foreign affairs
« Putin, I’m rootin to stop the shootin. »
« So am I ; about time you started too. »
« Started too! Me, I’m faster than you. »
« Not start too, you fool, but Start One, Start Two. »
« Start one, start two ? What...
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Categories:
shirty, humorous, political, satire,
Form:
Political Verse
Not being silly is Jamie Smith the new Gilly
5 down..for just 84..what do you do.. try and survive..shut the door..or instead more hardcore jive...out on the lash ..go to town..
On his way to 184..borrowed the crown from the real deal surreal cartwheel...
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Categories:
shirty, sports,
Form:
Rhyme
Thar: the Deserted LandAll men have born desires
garland of the prettiest arm.
Want to meet in the loveliest Place
Where no hurdle no harm.
...
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Categories:
shirty, death of a friend, fantasy, for teens,
Form:
Elegy
Babbling Brook or Dirty Harry
Michelin star cricketing cook…by hook or crook.. so canny..will find every nook and cranny…if you took a look at the record..score or text book ..won’t have forsook ..our dutiful..beautiful babbling Brook
Although the barmy army might...
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Categories:
shirty, sports,
Form:
Free verse
Nell and Berti"Darling, where have you been, Iv'e missed you so!"
"Oh darling, I'm tewibbly sowwy, I forgot to tell you
Where I went! I hijacked a lowwy; just told him to go
Which he did. Awft to the bushes...
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Categories:
shirty, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
307/29/21
"30"
While seeing lifeforms scurry
Heard it all from a little birdie
This morning the birds extra chirpy
Can't take too long, got to hurry
In order to make the best of this journey
Got to hold on sturdy
And stack up...
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Categories:
shirty, dark, deep, heart, life, poetry, rap, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
Grieve
Thirty-nine and thirty-eight…
Let me get this straight.
Thirty-seven and thirty-six…
How can I be in this fix?
Thirty-five and thirty-four…
Are you sure there is no more?
Thirty-three and thirty-two…
What can I do?
Thirty-one and thirty…
Now I'm getting shirty!
Twenty-nine and twenty-eight…
I...
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Categories:
shirty, anger, death, depression, grief,
Form:
Couplet
Acting on ImpulseFriendships, wordy scripts, cameras, microphones and venue blips. Call security, no need to be shirty, let's go again.. scene five, take thirty. Action. Cut. Time for tea. The bar is closed but coffee's free. The...
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Categories:
shirty, film, friendship, home, humanity, moving on,
Form:
Rhyme
Dirtybird MccurdyDirtybird McCurdy…
Driven not deterredy
Young though quite maturedy
Vision crisp not blurredy
Speech smooth not slurredy
On like the horse he’s spurredy
And in like the fish he’s luredy
King of dirty wordy
Success is quite assuredy
Actin’ quite alerty
As well as extroverty
Leaves...
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Categories:
shirty, allegory, dedication, health,
Form:
Rhyme