Long Shampoos Poems

The New World Order

Do not be in the dark. Open your eyes. This will sound shocking to most of you but I challenge you to look into this.There is a secret agenda. They put fluoride...

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Sometimes i hit the store 
purchase oldest pirates wine on the shelve.  
Other times,  
i take me out to a classy restaurant 
dine mercilessly on the delicacies my tummy can handle.  
But...

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To start with I part it and sweep each side back
Tucked over each ear is this guy’s hairstyle hack
Brynner and Willis and Johnson are cool
But I keep my hair on… I’m nobody’s fool

Bald suits some...

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There I was,
In a big store, 
Picking up some VHS tapes,
Have thousands,
Need more...

I espied,
A curious thing,
A "Head Cleaner"
The curiousity bell,
Did ring

Well, I'll be damned,
Now I've seen it all,
I grabbed one fast,
Bought and exited the mall

I...

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I am a woman in a man's world drinking milk to prepare a mustache. 
The struggle to survive is disobedience.

In my garden, behind the weeds, there is a String of Pearls and the skulls we...

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With much trepidation I visited the local "hair stylist" today.
It was a "hair raising" experience as compared to barbers of yesterday!
'Twas thirty years since I'd heard the snip of a barber's shears,
Since my long-suffering wife...

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In a public washroom, can Kings ever be DEthroned?
When a cowboy moves to the city, is he DEranged?
Do photographers wishes sometimes DEvelop?
Are former famous models ever DEposed?
When a ship leave for the Caribbean, is it...

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Baldies of the world, do not despair!	
It's not the end, you just lost some hair!!	
	
Balder men are more virile, thus spake a sage	
And many a woman "testify" to this old adage.. 	
	
Balder men are noted...

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Baldies of the world, do not despair!
It's not the end, you just lost some hair!!

Balder men are more virile, thus spake a sage
And many a woman "testify" to this old adage.. 

Balder men are noted...

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To live is to forgive, 
Asia is larger than a novel by Joseph Kessel.
To the icy ray of moon that crosses the window,
To the bee that stings your honey on the table of abundance,
Forgive the...

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Amazon Order

I ordered some things from Amazon, today.
That cold and wind outside, 
chilled my body and my bones on this sunny day;
  so I chose to shop from the safety of the warm inside.

I...

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I'm stuck in this room, one person, two beds
There always checking my bags
Big window, without a view
I don't want your lotions, shampoos, soaps or creams
I want my own
The one's brought from home
The revenge, I must...

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My hair is thinning
I am going bald
Like a tree in Autumn
my hairs fall
Down the drain
into my comb
Soon I will shine
with a hairless dome
Grow a beard
wear a hat
Do the comb over
a toupee at that
Or damn it...

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  What's in her bathroom?
  Many potions and lotions for face and body.
  Two lighted magnifying mirrors, far from shoddy.
  Many hair shampoos, gels and sprays.
  Plus enough makeup for...

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