Hair Today

My hair is thinning I am going bald Like a tree in Autumn my hairs fall Down the drain into my comb Soon I will shine with a hairless dome Grow a beard wear a hat Do the comb over a toupee at that Or damn it all and let it go Shave it smooth wax it to glow Be bald and bold show it proud Save on shampoos and wash less towels I brush my hair it always seems less As a child my hair was a glorious mess Thick and bushy wavy and long And now my hair is all but gone Hair today you know the rest I'm getting so bald is best