Long Quarts Poems

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Premium Member Let's Control Pressure Cookers

For years preachers have ranted and raved to control the activities of hookers!
Well, I'm proposin' that the guv-mint control the sale and use of pressure cookers!

We've seen the havoc these lethal weapons wreaked upon Olde Boston Towne.
Congress should act, now that the furor over gun control is settlin' down!

There should be background checks on little old ladies who have a yen for one,
And there should be a waitin' period to buy one just as there is for a gun!

Even though they may be designed to hold twelve quarts when locked and loaded,
Congress should limit capacity to six quarts so as not to be accidentally exploded!

I'm really concerned that I broached this urgent matter, upon serious reflection.
I fear some politico might read this and make it an issue to help in his reelection!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Form: Couplet


Premium Member Lindsey, Heart Start

Lindsey is Olde English for “Linden Tree by the brook”,
A tree universal, celebrated in many cultures being namely,
Doctor Tree, of Health, Feminine Arts, nook,
Of soothing calm, Light, Truth, an amulet tree,
Its deep shade is a knowing look,
Friends see another, marriages be happy,
For Heart shaped leaves do hook!

A Linden was at village centers,
Parks, Hospitals, court hearings,
Lining many noble’s garden shoulders,
Litigant conciliations endearing,
Testimony credible, curing opponent smolders,
Body ailments, “Quarts of Hurts” rearings,
Colds, skin blotches, spasms not enduring!

Volcanoes of bees, honey exquisite,
Perfume fragrance, edible leaves,
Salad makings requisite,
White or yellow tiny petal cleaves,
Linden shade hosts visits,
Motherly care, compassion sheaveings,
Fidelity, fraternity, matrimony, humble wits,
We need more Lindseys less poet leavings,
Lindens increase peace & alertness,
Be a Lert, we need more Lerts!
Form: Rhyme

Tishoumaren

Aridisol
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Human emotion 
the exploration of 
a
the underlain 
topsoils of
 clayey deposits 
a camera merley captures it's sight
loamy the interconnectedness
beneath our feet
perfection in human sight
the depths of the alluvial outwash
pretty in every measure
quarts agate and gems
the treasures of a cobbled assortment
the perfections I marveled at the
crown jewel of the bunch
meditating on the dirt beneath our feet
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Uhm, uh, ooh, auh, ooh
and Mmmmm,auh,ooh!
her sandles were full of clay and sand
she sat to enjoy agave edible flowers and stalks
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Form: Ballad

Fuctosee Entry Number Hy- Tium

I use to watch my ole man
Make 3 ton piles of sawdust
Into press bricks. He'd go into
Town with his truck loaded and
a concession stand and sell the
wood rocks and rice noodle soup
on the weekends.
He went on vacation after breaking
His collarbone, and that whole winter
My wife and I ran the whole operation.
I loved the company this business made
The noodle soup was delicious.
Here is the recipe.

10 quarts of chicken stock
12 cups of
Dehydrated vegetables
 Onion
Garlic
Broccoli
Cabbage
Sun dried tomato
Carrots
Jalapenos
Dried shrimp
Dried pork
15 cups of rice noodle

I'd mock my Dad smoking a pipe
Wrapped in a quilt, waiting for the
Next customer. I would watch the
News.Football, the folk would
Gather around with live debates
Of sports,God, and politics and
Policies. A fella would park his
RV beside me and offered his
Barbarians services. We started
Making donuts, and this place
Just started becoming a mobile
Weekend spot. Later on people
Started bring mobile laundry mats.
The sold clothes, when the farmers
Started offering greenhouse vegetables
And dairy and meat. We have been doing
This ever since. The backtrack band started
Playing out the back of the truck,
People started swaying and I found
Myself loving doing Dad's work.
He has been here telling what to do
Now for 17 years!
Form: Bio

Premium Member Nasty Panda

China charges 1 million annually
For each panda in our zoos
If we won't pay in full
Then the pandas we will lose
Nasty Panda's the exception
No one wants him here or there
He was paid 1 million dollars
To abscond and disappear!

Here comes the Nasty Panda
     ~He's much more than you can bear
He's such a nasty panda
     ~He leaves cooties everywhere
Beware of Nasty Panda
     ~He do anything he please
Stay clear of Nasty Panda
     ~He eats shoots and leaves

I smelled him 'fore I seen 'em
That black and white pariah
Slippin' slidin' in my kitchen 
On smooshy mushy pulp papaya
I yelled for him to stop
And I told him where to go
Wink and laugh was all he did
With a Homer Simpson "D'oh!"

Here comes the Nasty Panda
     ~He's much more than you can bear
He's such a nasty panda
     ~He leaves cooties everywhere
Beware of Nasty Panda
     ~He do anything he please
Stay clear of Nasty Panda
     ~He eats shoots and leaves

He hasn't bathed in ages
Masked by quarts of cheap cologne
His furry skin sweat-sticky
From the surface to the bone
Smelly cigar and boozy breath
Plus an air of upper-crust
Please keep your kids away
Cuz that nasty bear can cuss!

Here comes the Nasty Panda
     ~He's much more than you can bear
He's such a nasty panda
     ~He leaves cooties everywhere
Beware of Nasty Panda
     ~He do anything he please
Stay clear of Nasty Panda
     ~He eats shoots and leaves

If you meet up with Nasty Panda
Better turn around and run
You're bound to lose your money
And your wits before he's done
Don't shed tears for Nasty Panda
Cuz he likes the way things are
Don't forget to hide your keys
Else he'll drive off in your car!

Here comes the Nasty Panda
     ~He's much more than you can bear
He's such a nasty panda
     ~He leaves cooties everywhere
Beware of Nasty Panda
     ~He do anything he please
Stay clear of Nasty Panda
     ~He eats shoots and leaves

Here comes the Nasty Panda
     ~He's a scoundrel and a bum
He's such a nasty panda
     ~He's as nasty as they come
Beware of Nasty Panda
     ~He's gonna raise a stink
Stay clear of Nasty Panda
     ~He's much nastier than you think
© Mark Toney  Create an image from this poem.


Colortura Differential Scanning Calorimeter

The Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
Melting and Annealing Process Company
was Established in @029

He was no engineer! He thought he
was smart but he was actually foolish.

One of his Gal Companions told
him to stop breathing on her candy bar.
She liked Mars candy bars and he she said to him
to stop breathing on her candy.
He got an idea from that!
He had heard that Moxie was breathing on the Martian
surface. And
a discussion leaned toward finding diamonds on the Martian surface.
Well days went by and he couldn't
stop talking about the woman and her candy.
A guy told him to change the subject
that he thought
man could use a process to man gold and quarts.
He said One ton of sand and 1/2 ton of iron particles 
from the iron grinding industry
mixed with calcium oxide
sodium oxide
and magnesium oxide
he would allow rusted iron and water to form
and would use it to create a reaction
so the oxided slurry would
form over the sand mixture
were a process of quart create and gold
separation could occur. He found the process would take to long to generate wealth: but
he found that a reformation of melted sand could crystalize and create beautiful crystal that would be valuable
in shaping to create valuable pieces.
differential scanning calorimeter
Silver sand
silica- sand
potash and
red-lead.
Referencing to the smallest individual unit a combined entity made up of multiple parts.
Form: Ballad

Karst Material

With light might they sparkle

Karst Experiments which labors and
Chores
Might there mindfulness to produce
For who adores
Folk of value to stem and stern
Together in the name of science which
Lessons learned.

They wanted to create
A stone
A beautiful stone
One to make
Competiters envy.
Envy them into a submissive
Shame.
Might there works then be
Centered around the needs
of people.
Crush the Ego's of egotistical
Men
To stimulate a means of ways to
approach.

Using dissolved carbon they
Wished to create a colorful stone.
They thought using an abundance of
Layered colors from natural materials
The could create something.
The used a still like the one's moonshiners
Used. They disstillated colorful flowers, berries,
Mixed with dissolved clear quarts and carbon.
A super gelitan would allow the colored layers
To form the structure, should the
Blackberries come out black, should the pine berries
Come out white, the blueberries blue, the tulips red
Or purple, or pink, or yellow. The green stems and peels
Needed to be green, all shades of green.
They would layer these thick layers of gelatinous stones
So they could fuse and dehydrate into a solid stoned material then cut and polished to create gems for an inspired world. If this success was made the next experiments would be gold, platinum or silver.
This they prayed and prayed and prayed!

Premium Member HEART THAT THANKS THE LORD FOR HIS GIFT AND INHERITANCE

September 14 Heart for God Bible Meditations Based on Ezekiel 46-48

Key Verse – Ezekiel 46:16 Thus saith the Lord GOD; If the prince give a gift unto any of his sons, the inheritance thereof shall be his sons'; it shall be their possession by inheritance.

HEART THAT THANKS THE LORD FOR HIS GIFT AND INHERITANCE

Our heart thanks the Lord for His gift and inheritance
Making us possess everlasting life’s fullness
Indeed, pardoning us with His merciful forgiveness…
Now, we are cleansed against worldliness’ filthiness
Toward heavenly kingdom of righteous holiness.

Our heart thanks the Lord for His gift and inheritance
Making us whole from iniquities’ defilement
Indeed, healing us with His saving ointment…
Now, we are anointed against vanities’ ailment
Toward sanctified service of eternal investment.

Our heart thanks the Lord for His gift and inheritance
Making us ransomed from hell’s spoilage
Indeed, preserving us with His worthy heritage…
Now, we are separated against fire-fury’s damage
Toward humble surrender of submissive courage.

Our heart thanks the Lord for His gift and inheritance
Making us rescued from selfishness’ destruction
Indeed, restoring us with His loving function…
Now, we are restored against carnality’s destruction
Toward fruitful goodness of compassionate action.

Our heart thanks the Lord for His gift and inheritance
Making us purged from transgressions’ losses
Indeed, helping us with His regenerating forces…
Now, we are transformed against lustfulness’ curses
Toward grateful worship of sincere praises.

Our heart thanks the Lord for His gift and inheritance
Making us protected from Satan’s darts
Indeed, shielding us with His powerful ramparts…
Now, we are guarded against evil’s quarts
Toward continuous obedience of joyful starts.

Our heart thanks the Lord for His gift and inheritance
Making us converted from uselessness’ infirmity
Indeed, valuing us with His gracious authority…
Now, we are directed against meaninglessness’ futility
Toward life-building ministry of everlasting integrity.

September 14, 2026

Imagine That

Imagine That
The sky turned into a dome of solid quarts
Amplified each day in multicolor beams
With an orange sun that dazzled low
Covered in pink edges looming over
The marbled Earth stopped quick
Gravity stepped in thick with cosmic void
Spinning even faster with the lose of gravity
Back on the globe nature took to growth
Grew jungles hard and wild over bridges
To find buildings on the other side
Once consumed with all their flavors
Nature moved on with roots intact
Images of marmaladed toast 
Going over the Cliffs of Moher come through
Change the day from orange to red perfumes
Stretched out over giant submarines 
Ships had to leave the oceans along with water
Seas turned into oval crystal stones 
Birds began to speak in proper English
With French accents they politely spoke 
In that instance feathers drew them up
Wind became like cotton candy strands
With the taste of sand became more or less delicious
Depending on your disposition as a bird when lifted
Children came into existence on their own
For the purpose of inventing combs and brushes
It is important to groom long hair
Scissors will have to wait till later
They created spectacles with deep lenses
To watch the elders in the distance
Some changes can not be predicted
Imagine that
When walking on a land made out of glass

Tarts Ode a L'Amour

Thy arms are opened
                                         to embrace you
                                       to hear them sing
                                  ah-song of love and peace
                                     who calms the shores
                              to create beaches Lord and King
                                       held in high esteem
                                         the sweetness of
                                         a world ah-plenty
                                     the world should know
                                       how sweet the taste
                                            Love lifted me
                                          to great esteems
                                           to make me smile
                                            to make me sing
                                            I taste the sweet
                                           and glorious things
                    

double fired plantains
pan fried and pressed into a muffin pan
filled with strips of pig ears in a tangy spicy sauce
topped with a cilantro green sauce
and toasted sesame seeds

5&1/2 cups of cooked pig ears
cut into stips
and boiled in 
3 quarts of water
1 orange halved and squeezed
3 peppercorns
4 smashed cloves garlic
1 medium onion diced
5 tablespoons of vinegar
3 tablespoons of salt
3 sugar
2 star anise
cook for 1 hour until fork tender
drain and add to a bowl

2 Tablespoons of cayenne pepper
1/4 olive oil
1/4 lemon juice
4 tablespoons of garlic
1/2 teaspoon of fish stock
3 tablespoons of shredded coconut
2 tablespoons of honey
1 tablespoon of molasses
1 Tablespoon of spiced Rum
1?3 cup diced onions
5 tablespoons of toasted sesame seeds
1 teaspoon of celery seeds
2 tablespoon of soy sauce
1/4 cup of diced apples
1/4 cup of diced candied ginger

fry plantains golden brown
press plantains in muffin pan
to create cups fill with pig ears
and bake 15 minutes at 350 degrees

1/2 cup mayonnaise
3 tablespoons lemon juice
1 ?4 cup of chopped cilantro
1 teaspoon of jalapeno pepper
2 tablespoons of crushed garlic
3 teaspoon vinegar

What God has Claned you must not call common!
Form: Ballade

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