*** Poetry notes: 04/27/2019 poetry form: Light verse
Image credit: Bad Panda | by Balazs Solti
This isn't a Footle, but it certainly is a Flight of Fancy! (FYI- All of the other pandas are really cute!} ***
China charges 1 million annually For each panda in our zoos If we won't pay in full Then the pandas we will lose Nasty Panda's the exception No one wants him here or there He was paid 1 million dollars To abscond and disappear! Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves I smelled him 'fore I seen 'em That black and white pariah Slippin' slidin' in my kitchen On smooshy mushy pulp papaya I yelled for him to stop And I told him where to go Wink and laugh was all he did With a Homer Simpson "D'oh!" Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves He hasn't bathed in ages Masked by quarts of cheap cologne His furry skin sweat-sticky From the surface to the bone Smelly cigar and boozy breath Plus an air of upper-crust Please keep your kids away Cuz that nasty bear can cuss! Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves If you meet up with Nasty Panda Better turn around and run You're bound to lose your money And your wits before he's done Don't shed tears for Nasty Panda Cuz he likes the way things are Don't forget to hide your keys Else he'll drive off in your car! Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's a scoundrel and a bum He's such a nasty panda ~He's as nasty as they come Beware of Nasty Panda ~He's gonna raise a stink Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He's much nastier than you think
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