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Premium Member Scent of a Woman, Scent of a Man, Bawdy and Poop Warning - Now a Collaboration
Folk purchase this celeb’s new candle
 It’s something my brain cannot handle
 ‘Smells like my v’gina’ 
Could give folk angina
 This fragrance has caused quite a scandal 

Inspired by a comment from a fancy friend...

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Categories: pull your finger out, humorous, senses, wind,
Form: Limerick



Oceans and Winds
Oceans and Winds

I have an obsequious unnatural inclination
To sustain my external compulsions 
And convert them to a pre-text of a sub-text
Of instantaneous conclusions
Bi-Partisan confusions, melted humans and rheuminations
We seem to be caught up in the...

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Categories: pull your finger out, corruption, courage, creation, humanity, visionary, war, weather,
Form: Free verse
My Love Cannot Be Told
My love you are not with me,
My love I am so cold
My love I love you deeply
My love cannot be told…

To come to me and hurry
For I’m wrinkling like a prune
My hair is now half...

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Categories: pull your finger out, love, word play,
Form: Rhyme
Peace Out, Keep the Grease Out:
Words are far from true.
They disguise.
Wise stain eyes until real is all you need, free from salty cries.

This language spoken, only speed bumps the weak for weeks.
Years multiply by division of fear postulating theorems we...

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Categories: pull your finger out, art, baptism, beautiful, journey, wisdom, words, writing,
Form: Carpe Diem
Pull of a Finger
One of my favorite things about you is your smile
But you rob me of it by trying to keep it hid
By covering it up
By trying to refrain
Just seeing you TRY to refrain cracks me up
Seeing...

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Categories: pull your finger out, funny, happinessme, me, smile,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Women and Their Weight
No more dieting women!
Clothes for adipose only, made for wearing
and swimming.
Watch the shopping channels, do they hire
by the most pounds?
Thin models must retire, adipose only?
And must be totally round?

I remember being twenty-one. American Airlines 
considered...

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Categories: pull your finger out, angst, clothes, encouraging,
Form: Free verse
Good Things
Full moons, falling stars
Milky way, candy bars
Chicken soup, ham on rye
A BLT or key lime pie
The good things that life can bring
Can be embedded in anything

Sunny days, day it rains
Banana splits and candy canes
Hummingbirds, a...

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Categories: pull your finger out, friendship, happiness, life, life, candy, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Pull My Finger
We shouldn’t kick a horse long after it’s dead.
The election is now over, let’s just put it to bed.
We can find a new cause for which to spend time.
Swing about your pen and bring forth...

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Categories: pull your finger out, humorous, political,
Form: Rhyme
The Stench
The stench has fallen upon me
Nowhere to run,nowhere to hide
Smells like something crawled up in me and died
Like a gray smog drifting across the night
If you lit a flame it would definitely ignite
Some smell sweet,...

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Categories: pull your finger out, humor, humorous,
Form: I do not know?
Precious Memory
Precious Memory
 
My Dad would give me sixpence if I didn’t wet the bed
He’d ask me to pull his finger, and you know what happened then…
Whenever we went out walking his stride and speed so...

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Categories: pull your finger out, father, funeral, me, memory, me, memory,
Form: Concrete

Book: Shattered Sighs