Long Pretentiously Poems

{"I wish somebody, some entity would’ve told me, even warned me with the intuitiveness that lies within the motherly instincts, the nature of humanity without malevolent reluctance. 
That lying in the darkness for whom which...

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She looked shyly at him from behind her menu
His eyes were a baby blue that sent chills
Through her whole body; she could melt right here 
And have that waitress he’s talking to mop her up
Typical...

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You, who are so perfect in my eyes, so beautiful- adorable, and I, so flawed, ugly, damaged and crawling with defects; why do you enjoy my company? 

You, who are so sleek and slender, humming...

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I suppose,
as a pretentiously self-uberespecting Wise Elder,
I should be alpha-embarrassed to admit
my youngest son,
unable to speak or even sign,
unable to even successfully chew and swallow food,
unable to walk without warm-embraced assistance,
is also my guardian angel.

Without...

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I think I know myself
At least that's what I used to think,
Till you came and I was overwhelmed
By the things we did together,
I started finding a different me
That I never knew existed
Before it was you...

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I think I know myself
At least that's what I used to think,
Till you came and I was overwhelmed
By the things we did together,
I started finding a different me
That I never knew existed
Before it was you...

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There are places out in space
that beg the question of why,
abiding where dreams embrace
our infinite inner sky.

Stargazers pay attention
to sidereal pathways,
tracing every dimension,
some using astral math ways.

Scientists study each fact
and what their instruments find
of astronomic...

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'Course as a grim teller of tall tales,
(albeit poetic) reasonable rhyming
quasi roundelay I readily admitted to feign
cuz, stringing words together with
pride and prejudice plus
sense and sensibility, jocularity,
and conformity I dissed deign
(spoiler alert) iamb, trochaic,

dactylic, and...

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seminal squirt didst sanctify 
   an anonymous boulder 
when mercury dipped below 
   hashtag mark registering colder

than usual temperatures circa 
   winter of year 2000 in proximity 
 ...

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Bawdy tales of dreams and secret memories
their superficial veil infused with gossip sleeze
its curious listeners deemed  pretentiously deaf to what they mean?
Absorbed in superficial greed,the auction proceeds
quick tempered and tastelessly naughty
laced in gemed jewelry,outrageously...

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I can't breathe
When I see humans defending 
Their meaningless arrogance,
Torturing the vulnerable
With their destructive powers
Merely to be able to appoint themselves
As the supposed winners!

I can't breathe
When I read of animals or even humans
Being killed in...

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Panglossian Perspective 
Pivoting Poze Pretentiously

Pacific, pacifist pampered papa
parading...

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True feelings concealed craftily
beneath the sheath of surfeit psyche, 
fragile fantasy of self sanguinity fostered	
by the colors of chameleon skin,
evoke emotions surreptitious,
pretentiously paraded skillfully
away from the edge of reason,
epitomize cleverly the camouflaged ego.

The chase of...

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Sleep: An act done by oneself.

Almost seems silly to ask for assistance when it is the act of channeling ones
individually unique 
 center-stage by centering ones consciousness. 
  
To be here by myself,
 all...

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The flood waters have receded
The turbulent winds have calmed down
Most of the monsters have been slayed
Things are civil, for the most part, in our small towns

We’ve risen from complete chaos to somewhat order
Many great men...

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Pacific, pacifist pampered papa
parading par excellent paragon
parent (parenthetically parochial
particularly partisan) parvenu
passive, passionately paternalistically patient,

paunchy, peaceably pepped, perfectionist,
perceptive, perennially perky, permissively
persevering, persistently personable, perspicuous,
pertinent, phenomenally philanthropic, philharmonic

picturesquely pious, pioneering, piquantly pithy,
playfully pleasant, pleasurably plucky, plummy,
poetically poignant,...

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Smart and Wise

He says she’s smart
She says he’s wise
Are they one of a part?
Or just talking in soliloquy

Em smart I am not
Bad choice of word
I am from the common lot
Just a little wayward

Em wise you...

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The Whisper of Love
The mild spring wind whispered: I love you and stroked 
my face… but then it clouded over the wind hoarsely 
shouted: I love you. I fled indoors but it howled nonstop 
by...

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The  star  hangs  loosely  above  the  silent  night, 
Gusts  of wind  blow  the  Christian  tide, 
It  is  that  time ...

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WERE I NOT A LOVER BOY

Were I not a lover boy,
I would have thought I had 
Found her of my heart at last.

Were I not a lover boy ,
I would have thought she liked me...

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I cannot wait to be alone
The kind of loneliness to be yearning for no one
My life is living where my heart won’t
Is a life changing for a changing life to ever want?

No age can deal...

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She looked at the words his eyes whispered 
They were so much more louder 
Than his voice 
He struggled to explain 
The confusion he felt on the inside
But his eyes took the echo of chaos
Gave...

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Ideas implanted,
Without my consent.
Holding me in contempt, 
Knowing I need to vent.  

But I don't know how. 
So I, 
Aimlessly prance around,
Smile, but wanna frown. 
Head up, but feeling down.
Pretentiously playing a clown. 

That...

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Handle It!


and thus the dirty hands crept ever close
searching for neither penny nor for pound
kept down by those of class who never rose
above the station birth to them had bound.

cold eyes that deign to gaze...

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