Soho's Blues


Simply absurd


Heard the news


Snotty residents


On pedants pews


Clear precedents


Vice do choose


Drive us potty


In arty farty mews


Latte & biscotti


With dotty views


Party always grotty


Spice will lose


A slutty hotty


Putty in her hand


Seedy queues


For smutty totty


Or bit of botty


Plenty of booze


A nutty hinterland


Hear our boos


Us well manned


Against this ruse


So underhand


With their coups


Good times banned


Westminster eschews


In pubs can't stand


Everyone poo poos


That's what's planned


If papers peruse


Chaos canned


Soho's Blues
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