Long Plunk down Poems

Upon Googling Petco
regarding purchasing gift card
for eldest daughter
(she tends two beautiful female felines)
Petsmart website appeared right and center
innocuously distracting purported intent.

The nearest latter named store
approximately a dozen plus miles away
whereas former specialty shop
in closer proximity...

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Upon the day when I was new
You held me at your breast,
And from that day love did accrue
For both I do attest.

You brought me to a place unknown
With slates of painted wood,
Where cheerful circus themes...

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(Thy lovely lasses unwittingly 
unstintingly unexpectedly 
taught me selflessness)

Every Holiday time each year, 
a rocketing increase asper
doling out Uriah Heap ping 
largesse imposed upon each
citizen banker (coerced, forced, 

induced to buy baubles,
bibelot, curios, et cetera...

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It is late at night- we three sit alone-
That is my two brothers and me.
We hear sirens- and automatically think-
 Let’s play firemen.
We put on our gear and headed towards the fire-
It’s cold and windy-...

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It’s Super Bowl Sunday;
Get ready to party.
Have plenty to eat
And prepare to drink hearty.

It doesn’t much matter
If you are a fan.
Just turn the game on –
That’s the start of the plan.

Plunk down bowls of chips
And...

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When I am old I will plunk myself in my wheelchair and wheel it as hard and fast 
As I can to the end of the pier.
I am not telling which one.
It is none of...

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I confidently plunk down a sentence.
Trixie smacks my fingers.  Too blah, too trite, too common.
My confidence rears up, angry at her critique.
Who made you the boss of us?
My other personalities begin to take sides.
Jack...

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