Muses and Personalities

I confidently plunk down a sentence. Trixie smacks my fingers. Too blah, too trite, too common. My confidence rears up, angry at her critique. Who made you the boss of us? My other personalities begin to take sides. Jack is always on my side, of course. Molly wavers between Trixie One and Trixie Two. Oh, man! I had not even thought about Trixie Too. She heard the thought and here she came to bite me, pinch me, torment me, and tell me how she felt about the sentence. I watched her tear it into bits. She walked away abruptly. That’s all you got? I thought. Trixie slapped me. She is going for the kerosene and a lighter, you idiot. I cannot help but wonder what a world without muses and multiple personalities is like.