Long Plummer Poems

Trinbago massive


A lady in America asking me
To tell her something bout Trinidad
She planning a vacation soon
And want to go there real bad

She wants to hear everything
About the culture and the foods
Steel pan and calypso 
And...

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TV Guise entries from tom.
"Who's the Horse?"- Tony Danza is reincarnated as a mare with an identity crisis.

"Who Wants to be in the Air?"- Regis Dirtbin puts mentally challenged 
contestants in unteethered hot air balloons,...

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Joe The Plumber announced he was runnin' fer Congress the other day!
Congratulations, Joe!  You the man!  Fer you I shout, "Hooray!"
Tell 'em like it is as you did with Obama - show 'em...

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Easy Elimination of Stupid People 

By Elton Camp

(Note:  All these are paraphrases of actual product warnings)

For meeting this goal, the best way to go about
Just remove warning labels, let it sort itself out
From the...

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Dad not all should be called by this name, for it is an honor and a duty. Some call us 

father, some say daddy and some just call us pop...no matter how you say it?...

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the evergreen has started to darken as our lips meet
beauty overcomes us while we watch the flames devour the forests
yet nothing burns, only the passion i feel for you
fires end has come once more i...

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Adieu beloved Captain of my cherished dreams, 
                         starry-eyed audience, with...

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~time is the ultimate teacher, unfortunately i kills all of its students~
my footprints indent the sand as i hike towards the structure, darkened by the neglect of human care and the love of the ocean...

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