Tom's Tv Guise (Tb's Tbs)
TV Guise entries from tom.
"Who's the Horse?"- Tony Danza is reincarnated as a mare with an identity crisis.
"Who Wants to be in the Air?"- Regis Dirtbin puts mentally challenged
contestants in unteethered hot air balloons, with no hope of ever returning-much
to his glee.
"The Soup-Ran-O's"- Tony, behind a Campbell's Soup truck, can not avoid the
several cases of soup that fell off the back.
"E.R."-George Clooney suffers from an "extended-rise" ********.
"The Wonder Gears"-An incompetent auto mechanic can't figure out what parts to
use on a transmission.
"Law and Order"-The precinct cops order sandwiches from the deli.
"MASH"- Tale of two ill-fated potatoes.
"Stainfelled"-Jerry drops his jacket in and oil puddle.
"Miami Sink"- A Cuban plummer in Florida cleans drains.
"Oh, Really? Factor"- No one believes Biil O'Reilly's bull.
"48 Hour Mystery"- It's a mystery why anyone would watch this, especially for 2
days straight!
"Hill Street Jews"-A group of Hasidic Jews on Hillside Ave. beat up a Puerto
Rican.
5 A.M.-"Sunrise Sumester"-Education (Geology)- Professor Harry Crud drinks
coffee, complains of his hang-over and declares; "I don't give a d_mn what they
are- as long as I can walk on them!"
"Family Ties"- The Mason family displays their neckwear.
"Bunsmoke"- James Art-less witnesses his bakery burn down.
"Puked"- Anson vomits on a friend for fun.
Ya' didn't think ya'd get away from me that easy,did you?
Copyright © Tom Bell | Year Posted 2007
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