Long Novocain Poems

Crops cannot survive without some rain,                             ...

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She is tired of fighting, sick and tired of changes
Weary of the battles, the struggles and the challenges
She left so much, just to possess so little
Limping from holding on at every single angle
Faith came from...

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and Par-Policy:  Dump Rotted Produce…
and Pitch-Pit-Grain- Pro-Ruse

It Was Due To Prior-Parent’s Vain-Disobey, 
so They Diminished, That-Dare-Day…
The Delectable…
 and Passed Up The Palatable –
 Main… Held-Accountable
Course (so  not  hard !) 
But They Failed...

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‘Cause, Priests and Prophets Must Pray for The Reign…
and for Pre and Post-Op-Apocalyptic–Novocain ! …

Yet… It Doesn’t Matter, What Distress to You
 On the Planet, however Polluted or Profane
It Doesn’t Matter, What Distress to You
...

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Do we not euthanize our terminally ill
because it is not ethical?..
..or do we not do it because of something MORE unethical still?
It costs more to keep a terminally ill patient alive.
It costs much less to...

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Sometimes it’s like pulling teeth in pain, even with Novocain
Or climbing a San Francisco hill in a Chevy Chevette
Or trying to fly a kite on a none windy day

Words I say, from my heart to...

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Sorry you don’t love me
Sorry I loved you so much I almost killed you 
I didn’t know caring about you was crazy
It only made since cause you didn’t know how to do it like me
Thought...

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Disappointed Tina

Tina was  mad, 
 
thought  she gotten a lad	

that would fulfill her dreams

 turning whispers into screams   

First night in bed under the spread

there was nothing there to grab

That’s when...

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Chorus:
Whatz Love-Does it mean anything in your mind
Tough Times-With that one girl in your life
Whatz Love-So many dayz have passed by
Tough Times-Sleeping by yourself every night
Whatz Love-Baby-Whatz love to you

Verse:
Love is a word
That holds two...

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Tell me, are you turning gray now
It's easy to divine
The timber in your voice tells me
You haven't slept for days

Your weary words are winding
Through the telephone tonight
And their telling all the things
You cannot bare to...

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There’s a girl, a poet, pen in hand
Sitting beneath a maple tree
Trying to find something beautiful
To let her words run free
She spends the hours pondering
While her mind is busy wandering
And each word lingers an hour...

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This is you...
You're causing me to bleed.
And you have no apologies
for which you inflict fear into.
Seeing what isn't here.
I'm begging you to leave.
Can't you see I'm on my knees? 
I've tried and tried so many...

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A skeleton walks into a bar and says
“Gimme a beer and a mop”
Show me where Joseph Stalin is buried
And I'll show you a communist plot

My masseuse rubbed me the wrong way again
Fired her though she...

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(This is a fictional poem)

When I went to the dentist, I was not thrilled.
It scared me to death when he used his drill.
He went in my mouth and started drilling.
He forgot to use novocain so...

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I pass by wispy meadows
That have always lined these roads
I've got a dollar in my pocket
And a dog who will follow me,
      Almost anywhere

I let the sunshine deaden me
With solar...

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Original limerick  written by Jan Allison


A petite ballerina named Tina
Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner
When she got in the sack 
She was on the attack
At the size and the shape of his ‘wiener’

Her...

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To talk that interesting on the bean lingo
Once a time the crime was mine
Loving my logo
I talked that swirl I gave that girl a no show
Playing with the beat of the lovers dojo
Believing no doe...

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super boll
boll weevil twin brothers:     one was great, one the lesser of two weevils

you killed my father, prepare to die 
three-legged dog in a saloon:      "looking...

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I would rather have all my teeth pulled out by a mad gorilla
From the psychiatric ward of a jail house in Manilla,
 With a pair of dirty dingy pliers, and manure and more,
Than have to...

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Fast Lane and Novocain

My thump is sore pure and plain
For it and fast lane need Novocain
Found out without use of my thumb
Was hard to bat and beat a drum
Music playing greatness to sustain.

While at home...

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Anxiety
Sitting in the chair 
Hope they work with care 
Anything to numb the pain 
Fear driving insane 

Numbness 
Novocain takes effect 
From my fear it will protect 
Now with relaxation 
I feel no sensation 

Comfort
They...

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Let’s get lost tonight
Outta my head
Kill all the lights
So sick of it
It’s time for flight
Away off the ledge
To the edge
Below
Into the water
But can’t feel the 
Cold
Cause it ate
To the core
Now I’m back
For more
Cause all I...

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A room, so white, so clean
Smell of medicines, reek sterile
Prim, serene
Two assistants dressed in whites
Both beside me walk
Last meal, last rites?
Long hall, onward down
My frantic patience
Wearing thin
Soon, arriving at the chair
Will they dare to strap...

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