Long Mcgregor Poems
Long Mcgregor Poems. Below are the most popular long Mcgregor by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Mcgregor poems by poem length and keyword.
Halloween Night In the Apple OrchardYoung Timmy saw Jim walking down the street. Timmy considered a quick retreat, but steadied himself with a shrug. Timmy dreaded the sight of Jim, a teenage bully and wanna be thug, who...
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Categories:
mcgregor, children, fear, scary,
Form:
Narrative
The Drake Curse and Messi's Wizardry‘THE DRAKE CURSE' AND MESSI'S WIZARDRY
Sport fraternity witness the reign of alien curse,
emanating from the music world raising much fuss.
The Drake curse which first came upon us in 2019.
Paul Pogba became the...
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Categories:
mcgregor, 1st grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Halloween HorrorWelcome to the mind of the poetical Michael Myers who doesn't have instructions
you're about to witness a pen cause a horrific Halloween and mass destruction
I'm taking no prisoners
The ones who doubted me...
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Categories:
mcgregor, celebrity, creation, fun, funny, halloween, hilarious,
Form:
Free verse
McGREGOR VINES IN WINTER [Poet’s Note : McGregor is a small rural village in Small Karoo, SA, which experiences extreme winters. It is believed that 8 of Earth’s leylines cross one another in McGregor, making this village a powerful...
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Categories:
mcgregor, earth, environment, farm, fruit, giving, growth, imagery,
Form:
Rhyme
That's Not My Elephant, Miss Ella'That’s not my elephant, Miss Ella. Get to tickets to Cairo tonight.'
I looked up from my desk, picked up the phone and sullenly said ‘alright’.
But before I could make that call, I had to...
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Categories:
mcgregor, funnyheart, heart,
Form:
Rhyme
Clue-Who Murdered the Easter BunnyIt’s been ten days, the Easter Bunny is gone with hardly a trace,
The Missus is inconsolable- an Easter basket-case,
Evidence in plastic bags, some fibers and some fur,
The family suspects foul play, the police, they do...
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Categories:
mcgregor, funny, easter, easter,
Form:
Burlesque
Winning the LotteryWinning the Lottery
Yes, I dream of winning the Lottery,
Hitting the jackpot on a Saturday night.
Oh, it’s so wonderful to imagine,
So, I cross my fingers and hold them tight.
Our George bemoans his bad luck,
All these years,...
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Categories:
mcgregor, dream, funny, happy, holiday, imagination, work,
Form:
Rhyme
Pigman, Pigman, that's us Harrah we Are!
We all headed off from Chingford, from good old London Town
Us the McGregor Brothers, and 'Pigman' our murdering clown
Leaving the 'Turtle and Monkey' very close to 'Dorset Street'
Where 'Mary Jane Kelly' became the last of...
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Categories:
mcgregor, angst, dark, death, destiny, family, fate, history,
Form:
Free verse
Early Influences In LifeBorn in late '53 post Christmas
adopted was I being six weeks old
my new parents lived way out country
enjoyed these formative times like gold
Early on discovered I had stammer
but mother especially showed real care
made my little...
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Categories:
mcgregor, life, youth,
Form:
Rhyme
Michael Mcgregor Nursery RhymeMichael McGregor Nursery Rhyme
Michael McGregor refused to bathe
His mother says: “You’ll be sorry!
A monster you’ll be when you awake!”
Michael thinks “Fun!” – a monster party!
Michael awakens all hairy and gross
Roars when he talks, slobbers...
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Categories:
mcgregor, childhood, fantasy, funny,
Form:
Rhyme