Long Lamest Poems

Men, this is lame, so, so lame.
That is the poorest, lamest excuse that men have been getting by with for years.
You were not just "being a man," you were just being inconsiderate, selfish and lame.
The...

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“Yeah, all the way. No ride, no bus, just walkin’. I can’t quit till I give you your
message, and finish drawing this sand script so you’ll know I’m not lying.” I was shocked 
by what...

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I draw daydreams devoid of grammar.
Jumble memories with synonyms.
Cook laughter with adjectives.
Flirt with rhymings.
Drool over oxymorons.

My masterpiece is not just another
crushed paper.
Or left stale at the back of a 
hotel bill.
Or a long text message
killed...

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I'm that my words and pen can't express my weakness.
Nobody could have foreseen I felt such happiness.
My bald secret is now included in my poetic liveness. 
I'm at a loss for words to define my...

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5/17/22


Always they scheme
And obsess over memes

Opportunity is there and then it melts like ice cream
I haven't been getting closer to my dreams

Crossed many streams
Climbed a mountain top so I could scream
As well as let off...

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Seen life compared to so many things.
I decided to give it a shot.
My turn for an allegory or simile

Funny, when I sat at the table everyone was shocked.
I wasn't expected though the game had just...

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6/7/22



It's the lamest
I hate it
All these snake pits
Another rapist and racist
You name it
Still to this day it's
The same tricks
And same 
Don't tell me to watch my language

Why's there always gotta be a bailiff and plaintiff
Always...

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based on Elihu Burritt’s “Christmas in Germany” (c. 1850)

You find a hand-built chapel among small homes
constructed by children. But what children – 
vicious young ne’er-do-wells from a Dickens novel, 
pickpockets and worse; if not murderers,...

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On that glorious evening, don't sleep subtly.
Utterly, prime-age ought to portray a furious fire.
Rage for the waning daylight with ferocity.

Even if bold people realize the terrible dire.
Their tirades were drab due to a lack of...

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Because of what society has said
For the reason that there is no because
In light of what once was problematic
The fairness tragic. The drunkard sober.
The numberless inmate dares to say, "free".
A diseased harlot weakness fails to...

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2:00 AM

One last drink
A glass half filled with ice
Golden liquid with the bite of a dragon
That glass has destroyed a million dreams
It has made even the lamest idea sound like genius
It has made even the...

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             Proud to be an American


I live free, in mind and in speech.
Though the horrendous move is on!
The PC police endlessly march, preach...

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So many stars out there dreaming
To someday make it famous
Then I hear them "give it all"
But they all just sound the lamest
Acting oh so flawless
See their names in burned out lights
Making something out of nothing
Here...

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Dance with me 
In the rain
Feel the raindrops falling on 
your face.
Trace my lips before we kiss
Let our bare feet touch the 
earthly floor
Sing in my ear our song that 
only us know
Dance with me...

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