Long Inept Poems
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By How Many Badbyes Can You Measure the Length of Your Day by how many badbyes can you measure the length of your day
first comes...
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Categories:
inept, age, loneliness, memory,
Form:
Free verse
Artificial Iris
"Artificial Iris"
Orwell was lurking in the background, somewhere;
the dream was eerily familiar,
the words and their meanings, read in Syntax,
once read between pages of hardcopy in school
were aptly ignored -
however,
our Overlords were...
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Categories:
inept, surreal,
Form:
Narrative
Number forty seven White House occupant against all oddsNumber forty seven - White House occupant against all odds...
regarding President elect
Donald John Trump.
As a cruel joke to self,
I imagined myself as a Republican
for that one glorious day
voting for the candidate
who clinched the nomination
as...
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Categories:
inept, abuse, america, anger, anxiety, betrayal, depression, destiny,
Form:
Free verse
Spirit and sponsor sane sexagenarian scribe and his spouse to a Utopian countrySpirit and sponsor sane sexagenarian scribe (and his spouse) to a Utopian country
He seeks (in tandem with the missus)
legal asylum in Canada...
New Brunswick, Newfoundland,
Nova Scotia, et cetera,
or any other socially
progressive European country,
and...
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Categories:
inept, america, angst, anxiety, betrayal, courage, crush, grave,
Form:
Rhyme
Treasuring the EducatorA former friend of mine
tricked me into becoming
something I am not
The volunteer President
of our condo association,
a position I clearly cannot afford
midst trifling disassociations.
We were starting our Autumn tradition
of arguing about next year's budget
which typically continues
until...
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Categories:
inept, education, health, humor, integrity, peace, political, power,
Form:
Political Verse
My First French KissesMY FIRST FRENCH KISSES
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS
My first french kiss; I was lanky, skinny, barely fifteen
I had the hots for the popcorn girl, she was eighteen
She made and sold the popcorn at the Strand Theater
Our mutual...
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Categories:
inept, first love, girl, girlfriend, growing up, kiss,
Form:
Rhyme
My Daughter's SmileMy Daughter's Smile
By Linda Hays-Gibbs
There is a light, a light so sweet, comes from a smile beaming out from deep-within a soul, of infinite warmth, a burning coal alight with dawn, a tune to...
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Categories:
inept, children, emotions, feelings, inspirational, religion, religious, smile,
Form:
Ballad
Bartender TalesI am Kerris Hakim, bartender trade by night. Here at Fahrenheit Lounge I've heard
Stories of patrons who dared to live, and lovers who had suddenly died.
Graduating from law school without a dime....
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Categories:
inept, baby, beauty, death, heartbroken, hope, , cute,
Form:
Prose
The UndertowThe Undertow
The two could feel the undertow
Pull at them both - then let them go
He wondered if she could know
Or sense it too and let it flow
The undertow in the fast-running tide
Ebbed and flowed at...
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Categories:
inept, anxiety, conflict, confusion, desire, emotions,
Form:
Verse
LondonShoreditch clung to its ruin
Its roughhewn gate staring out at corpses
And the clutch of travellers heading from the fields,
The shepherds rambling onwards,
The herders with their slow-moving cattle, hoofs
Thudding on the stones. Amongst them the knights...
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Categories:
inept, allegory, allusion, angel, appreciation, fate, life,
Form:
Free verse
Gigantic Adventure of Rumblevoice and Samuel PSixteen hundred full moons ago, RumbleVoice, a giant with a mission, and his mighty spy hawk, Samuel P. were up in the Butter Cup Mountains hunting for a young wild bobcat to bring home to...
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Categories:
inept, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, fantasy,
Form:
Narrative
Anomalous Poetic Contrivance EvokesAnomalous poetic contrivance evokes...
googling inept kickstarted lame outré jaunty hokum
(alternately titled:
Random screenshot within me noggin
instantaneously transforming,
née devolving into gobbledygook.)
I got born with poker faced physiognomy,
no matter yours truly doth not play cards
though self same...
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Categories:
inept, 12th grade, adventure, character, dream, fate, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
More Song and Dance PleaseWhat to gladly sing
about our global economic politics
and socially inept monoculturing predation?
divinely self-righteous
missionary terrorist zeal
also known as religious
colonization.
Such global
and national
and local PatriarchalCapitalist
RightWing unhealthy issues
Seem to have started
sometime after we stopped
singing and dancing
together
And before...
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Categories:
inept, christian, christmas, desire, health, integrity, muse, peace,
Form:
Political Verse
A Bird's Eye ViewA little bird has flown the nest
to seek a world of wonder
and spreads...
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Categories:
inept, war, world,
Form:
Rhyme
Sane Sexagenarian Scribe Seeks Asylum In CanadaSane sexagenarian scribe seeks asylum in Canada...
should Trump swindle electorate by hook or crook,
(1003 days, 9 hours, and
32 minutes until 2024 election),
yours truly steels, girds, braces... himself,
and plots serious outlook
pondering exiting United States
(stage door left)
while...
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Categories:
inept, angst, anxiety, betrayal, conflict, freedom, loss, november,
Form:
Rhyme
Checkmate
Pawn
You've been a peon, lowly pawn your whole life
Never amounted to much,
nothing much ever went right
Grew up dirt piss poor,
never knew the reason why
you were put on this earth for
So you start cyber chasing every...
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Categories:
inept, allegory, allusion, life, metaphor, truth,
Form:
Alliteration
Interview With a GoldfishI'm the most unlikely one to interview a goldfish
but we've lived in the same house for a few years.
It's really hard to tell, but I think I've seen her tears.
I wonder what she'd want if...
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Categories:
inept, care, friendship,
Form:
Rhyme
Memorial Day 2024 origin of holidayMemorial Day – 2024... origin of holiday
Strong and brave men and women
gave their level best
crème de la crème
strongest and bravest
leaving grieving significant others
with emotional agony
within treasured chest
o'er the redoubt
the...
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Categories:
inept, absence, america, appreciation, celebration, conflict, howl, memorial
Form:
Rhyme
Aha Argh Oh My DogAha - argh... oh my dog...
don't mind me muttering, eh?
Earlier today (May 5th, 2020),
I forget thee exact hour
found me utterly beside mice elf,
matter of fact even at this moment,
yours truly doth feel mad at himself
cuz...
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Categories:
inept, adventure, celebration, fun, heartbroken, husband, nostalgia, sensual,
Form:
Narrative
Mediocre Son Me Crafts Letter To His PapaMediocre son (me) crafts letter to his papa
Impossible mission to escape end of life woe
visit courtesy grim reaper
inevitable for every mortal,
whether he/she alive
yesterday, today or tomorrow
quintessentially senescence tabled
upended wrested status quo
belief, dogma, faith...
(i.e. Unitarian...
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Categories:
inept, 7th grade, abuse, anger, environment, family, father
Form:
Free verse
A Devil that daredThe return to youth was what he brought me back to, but this was the issue. I've attempted leaps and extensions far away from my youth. From its eternal beauty and ego-driven agility and the...
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Categories:
inept, break up, heartbroken, innocence, loss, lost love,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Alms the PoorAlms For The Poor
~~~~~~ The Clever Beggar ~~~~~~
The not so old beggar stood
before me,with outstretched
arms and a sadden stare
He ask me for sixty-five cent
He was working this side of the street
I started to...
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Categories:
inept,
Form:
Ballad
Glad That God Is HereGlad That God Is Here
Am always glad that God is here;
To me sincere and so very near;
Looking forward to
A life that is new,
And soon His Son will reappear.
Jim Horn
Happy Birthday Again
With God a new life...
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Categories:
inept, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
The Malkavian Part 1 Perfect VersionHis mind has all the meaning of a madman that is screaming
Tortured and tormented, a life lived to be lamented
Drained and defeated, his family finally retreated
Leaving him believing that he was beyond redeeming
The...
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Categories:
inept, confusion, corruption, dark, lonely, sad, violence, drug,
Form:
Alliteration
The First FleetThe First Fleet
by Robert (Bob) Moore
The 26th of January, is called Australia Day
that was when some 10 pound poms, decided they would stay
they had been, for about a week, at a place called Botany Bay
not...
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Categories:
inept, history,
Form:
Rhyme