Long Inept Poems
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By How Many Badbyes Can You Measure the Length of Your Day by how many badbyes can you measure the length of your day
first comes...
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Categories:
inept, age, loneliness, memory,
Form:
Free verse
Treasuring the EducatorA former friend of mine
tricked me into becoming
something I am not
The volunteer President
of our condo association,
a position I clearly cannot afford
midst trifling disassociations.
We were starting our Autumn tradition
of arguing about next year's budget
which typically continues
until...
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Categories:
inept, education, health, humor, integrity, peace, political, power,
Form:
Political Verse
My First French KissesMY FIRST FRENCH KISSES
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS
My first french kiss; I was lanky, skinny, barely fifteen
I had the hots for the popcorn girl, she was eighteen
She made and sold the popcorn at the Strand Theater
Our mutual...
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Categories:
inept, first love, girl, girlfriend, growing up, kiss,
Form:
Rhyme
My Daughter's SmileMy Daughter's Smile
By Linda Hays-Gibbs
There is a light, a light so sweet, comes from a smile beaming out from deep-within a soul, of infinite warmth, a burning coal alight with dawn, a tune to...
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Categories:
inept, children, emotions, feelings, inspirational, religion, religious, smile,
Form:
Ballad
Bartender TalesI am Kerris Hakim, bartender trade by night. Here at Fahrenheit Lounge I've heard
Stories of patrons who dared to live, and lovers who had suddenly died.
Graduating from law school without a dime....
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Categories:
inept, baby, beauty, death, heartbroken, hope, , cute,
Form:
Prose
The UndertowThe Undertow
The two could feel the undertow
Pull at them both - then let them go
He wondered if she could know
Or sense it too and let it flow
The undertow in the fast-running tide
Ebbed and flowed at...
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Categories:
inept, anxiety, conflict, confusion, desire, emotions,
Form:
Verse
Gigantic Adventure of Rumblevoice and Samuel PSixteen hundred full moons ago, RumbleVoice, a giant with a mission, and his mighty spy hawk, Samuel P. were up in the Butter Cup Mountains hunting for a young wild bobcat to bring home to...
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Categories:
inept, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, fantasy,
Form:
Narrative
Anomalous Poetic Contrivance EvokesAnomalous poetic contrivance evokes...
googling inept kickstarted lame outré jaunty hokum
(alternately titled:
Random screenshot within me noggin
instantaneously transforming,
née devolving into gobbledygook.)
I got born with poker faced physiognomy,
no matter yours truly doth not play cards
though self same...
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Categories:
inept, 12th grade, adventure, character, dream, fate, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
More Song and Dance PleaseWhat to gladly sing
about our global economic politics
and socially inept monoculturing predation?
divinely self-righteous
missionary terrorist zeal
also known as religious
colonization.
Such global
and national
and local PatriarchalCapitalist
RightWing unhealthy issues
Seem to have started
sometime after we stopped
singing and dancing
together
And before...
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Categories:
inept, christian, christmas, desire, health, integrity, muse, peace,
Form:
Political Verse
Sane Sexagenarian Scribe Seeks Asylum In CanadaSane sexagenarian scribe seeks asylum in Canada...
should Trump swindle electorate by hook or crook,
(1003 days, 9 hours, and
32 minutes until 2024 election),
yours truly steels, girds, braces... himself,
and plots serious outlook
pondering exiting United States
(stage door left)
while...
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Categories:
inept, angst, anxiety, betrayal, conflict, freedom, loss, november,
Form:
Rhyme
Checkmate
Pawn
You've been a peon, lowly pawn your whole life
Never amounted to much,
nothing much ever went right
Grew up dirt piss poor,
never knew the reason why
you were put on this earth for
So you start cyber chasing every...
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Categories:
inept, allegory, allusion, life, metaphor, truth,
Form:
Alliteration
Aha Argh Oh My DogAha - argh... oh my dog...
don't mind me muttering, eh?
Earlier today (May 5th, 2020),
I forget thee exact hour
found me utterly beside mice elf,
matter of fact even at this moment,
yours truly doth feel mad at himself
cuz...
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Categories:
inept, adventure, celebration, fun, heartbroken, husband, nostalgia, sensual,
Form:
Narrative
Mediocre Son Me Crafts Letter To His PapaMediocre son (me) crafts letter to his papa
Impossible mission to escape end of life woe
visit courtesy grim reaper
inevitable for every mortal,
whether he/she alive
yesterday, today or tomorrow
quintessentially senescence tabled
upended wrested status quo
belief, dogma, faith...
(i.e. Unitarian...
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Categories:
inept, 7th grade, abuse, anger, environment, family, father
Form:
Free verse
Alms the PoorAlms For The Poor
~~~~~~ The Clever Beggar ~~~~~~
The not so old beggar stood
before me,with outstretched
arms and a sadden stare
He ask me for sixty-five cent
He was working this side of the street
I started to...
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Categories:
inept,
Form:
Ballad
Glad That God Is HereGlad That God Is Here
Am always glad that God is here;
To me sincere and so very near;
Looking forward to
A life that is new,
And soon His Son will reappear.
Jim Horn
Happy Birthday Again
With God a new life...
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Categories:
inept, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
The Malkavian Part 1 Perfect VersionHis mind has all the meaning of a madman that is screaming
Tortured and tormented, a life lived to be lamented
Drained and defeated, his family finally retreated
Leaving him believing that he was beyond redeeming
The...
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Categories:
inept, confusion, corruption, dark, lonely, sad, violence, drug,
Form:
Alliteration
The First FleetThe First Fleet
by Robert (Bob) Moore
The 26th of January, is called Australia Day
that was when some 10 pound poms, decided they would stay
they had been, for about a week, at a place called Botany Bay
not...
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Categories:
inept, history,
Form:
Rhyme
Caren CarenMiddle of the night Caren is here.
She jumped out of bed, and she blew me a kiss.
My clue to stay put, next to the dog, no small feat
As we share the same body.
I decided to...
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Categories:
inept, introspection,
Form:
Free verse
The Devil's TriangleThree points of ionic invisibility, drawn off the charted map
Of realism or reality, the calibrated compass spins out of
Control, then suddenly freezing at polar northern degree!
Within the gravitational shift, a rippling vibrational influxes
Occurs,...
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Categories:
inept, art, imagination, inspirational, international, science fiction, visionary,
Form:
Free verse
Feliz Cumpleanos La Senora DunningFeliz cumpleaños la señora Dunning
Fifty seven orbitz didst elapse
circling with thee around the sun
and nary sign ye will collapse
anytime soon, I hoop fully reckon
untold massages nervously
await to cross proper synapse.
Foolhardy of me
(doubting Thomas) in previous
years...
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Categories:
inept, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
BoysThere were boys in my life
From the time I was 13
There were boys
Secreted away in journals
Like some sort of forbidden candy
To be written about and savored
In a fantasy world all my own
And in that...
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Categories:
inept, girlfriend-boyfriendme, old, love, me, old, time, drug,
Form:
I do not know?
Rantconsidering the inanity of writing a poem
without any idea of a subject
to write about has not deterred me
from blindly filling the first sentence with words of little or no...
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Categories:
inept, life, natural disasters, work, me, write, me,
Form:
Bio
Select Which Effect Is Correct and MoreShould Select Which Effect Is Correct
What you should do is detect and select,
Which one you want and can be correct,
That does adapt,
Without mishap;
Willl energize an effectice efficient effect.
Jim Horn
Heading for the magic number 666.
Jack,...
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Categories:
inept, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
HomeH -is for Home: a place where one should be able to go when there is no other
place of refuge; a place of love, safety, solace and warmth. A...
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Categories:
inept, family, happiness, life, love, people, family, family,
Form:
Acrostic
The Wanderer of Golders GreenI awake each morning
With fresh hope
And tranquility;
I might go for a saunter
Down quiet London backstreets...
Soon my aimlessness
Depresses me,
And I realise
I'd been deceiving myself
As to my ability
To relax as others do.
I decided on a Special B
Before...
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Categories:
inept, depression, drink, england, friendship, london, lonely, poetry,
Form:
Free verse