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When I was teenboy, nothing else mattered
Than making out in the back of a Chevy
With a gorgeous young hottie with boobs to die for
Breathing became rather heavy
Now I'll try to behave coz the censors are watching
And your computers will probably short circuit
With the powers vested in me, I'll try to behave
But it'll be quite a challenge I'll admit
All my many friends I have here on the Soup
Are aware of my penchant for the naughty stuff
After all what's life about but to wiggle and jiggle
While parading around town in the buff
So far the censors haven't any reason to complain
I've been relatively prim and proper
But I sure can't keep this up indefinitely though
I'll blow a gasket as I get all hot and bothered
Eventually though, I catch hold of myself
Since a teenboy, I've actually learned self-control
Can now walk down the street without molesting girls
And the drooling I've controlled on the whole
So in closing I'll say this, my very good friends
There should be a law that allows us guys
The freedom to molest hot voluptuous young fillies
And make out in the back of a Chevy as a prize
© Jack Ellison 2016
Notus comes creeping furtively from the south
hot and bothered from the blazing summer sun.
The wind of change...concealed it launches sudden storms
as clouds pile up across the sky, dark and towering,
lightning flashes, thunder drawls, torrential rain descends;
rivers swell to bursting point; fields are swamped, crops destroyed.
Then once again he sneaks away, planning his next move.
His neighbour, Eurus, wants to show he’s no less able.
Bearing his inverted earthen vase he goes along
clumsy in gait and spilling water on dry soil.
His forays from the east tend to be unlucky.
Autumn fades with a sigh on Aura’s gentle wings
as ice-cold winter rushes in impatiently
from northern frozen lands to take its place
goaded by the domineering force of Boreas
who moves ahead with strong, intense authority,
his violent temper uncontrolled. Despite his age
he pushes his galloping stallion to the limit
riding forth relentlessly, cloak billowing behind,
his white beard curled; shaggy hair spiked and frosted.
Roaring, across the land he speeds with utmost haste,
a sacred conch shell grasped firmly in steely hand;
tremendous power he exerts and blows aloud
while humans cower in dark caverns, shivering.
They know his moods and fear his devastating wrath.
In their minds, princess Oreithyia’s forced abduction,
rape, and carnal satisfaction are still fresh.
They yearn for winter’s bitter ally to move on
so that the gentle Zephyr enters from the west
bringing with him rainbows and showers of spring,
calm serenity, greenery, flowers, shades and hues,
romantic feelings, fiery passion and intense love.
Ultimately, all four have to heed and appease
King Aeolus, firm ruler and keeper of the winds.
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*Aura = breeze goddess
*Oreithyia = mountain Nymph
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18th December 2014
Contest: Gods of Winds
Sponsor: Shadow Hamilton
Placed: 2nd
The baker had a busy day,
Making pies, cakes and bread
He was hot and bothered
And was looking forward
To rest his weary head.
He made some gingerbread men
And put them on a tray
He switched on the oven
And cleared his implements away
The cookies smelled delicious,
Good enough to eat
No one was suspicious
Of the effects of that oven's heat
Eventually, the gingerbread men were done,
The baker examined them
Every single one
Some looked perfect
Just as they should
Some were an ugly shape
That was not good.
Some too soft
Others were brittle
Some too brown
And some too little.
The poor weary baker
Felt very sad
As he looked at the biscuit tray
He was upset and mad
Because he did not like to waste
Any imperfect biscuits, cake or bread
They had the same taste
So he crumbled up
The disfigured biscuits instead.
As the workworn baker put his hat on the shelf
At the end of a long day
The perfect gingerbread man mumbled
That is how the cookie crumbles
THE DESENT WAY TO SPEAK
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MEMO: MCCXXiiCCMMX
NUMBER TWENTY 26
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I am at the stage in my life where marrying or a descent co-existence with a partner can be achieved.
A healthy, commitment minded togetherness to began a process of doing,being, and achieving, all in the name of love. I thought he could handle this type of togetherness: not sounding far from center. The things he say's and the things he believes are far from my understanding of men, she told her friend.He told me he wanted to start being around me more so we could be more intimate,:but he said the "p" word, and I thought he was challenging me by calling me a pussy. "Fight Night" ended with us sleeping apart, 2 days apart.Pusillanimous meaning cowardly doesn't it I asked a male friend. He and I talk routinely, it helps me I just hope I aint sending this man off hot and bothered. He's a piccolo player and a flutist and a little light on his feet. But he is kind to wisdom and his insight is often sought by those who illustrate and write in our department.
Days later he was so kind and gentlemen like, we were intimate and we talked afterwards. He complimented my style, he said he appreciated my work,he was in love with my kindness and respected my stances. But he told me retooling his tongue would take some work: he didn't know that each definition of the word was different and what it meant in conversation caused controversy.
the soft dynamic and the instrument he said. Same word two different meanings.Of intelligence, mind you I admire your need for protection and am glad you are whom and who I am in love with!
Appreciation for your love he said: and gifted me with tulip pin, you know the kind you wear on your jacket or dress,, he kissed me and saidin the greatest clarity and confidence, if my words are insulting I apologize, but I enjoy our acts of commitment and value our passionate acts of service to one another< I am in love with you! All that for him to ultimately say, when you let me have some more p@ssy?-
I am a slave to my emotions
When my muse is on the loose,
She cares not what state I'm in.
I know she does not give a hoot.
I start to write not knowing where
she plans to lead me if I dare.
Back in time to my broken heart.
Or leaping forward to a fresh start.
Often she's in her impish mode.
At times like those I really scold.
Occassionally she's hot and bothered,
saying things she knows she oughtn'd.
She plays with words and loves to rhyme.
Mixing and matching until they chime.
To think that I had lost my voice.
With a husband who removed all choice.
My poor little muse suffercating inside.
Go ahead Precious, I've turned the tide.
09/04/2016
A traditional four line rhyming poem with a little twist added.
For MISCHIEF contest.
Light in darkness
Why in the world do you bother? I’ll never be your Prince.
You’re getting all hot and bothered,
But you’ll never get my intimate kiss.
Your lies flow around like a red river;
The bodies are all up stream.
I’ll never be your sinner and you’ll never be my everlasting Queen.
Visions flash by like a drunken night star-ship.
Diamonds fall down from the sky.
Lights scream at me when the world turns dim.
Metaphors talk in my dreams each and every night.
Liver’s continue their dancing; I’m all alone in this place.
Everyone goes to the happening;
Find the truth on my vacant blank face.
I’m dancing inside! Outwardly portraying the end.
You’ll never be my one bride; life has taken away all that ‘Let’s pretend’.
Words are easily manipulated; I write in blood, sweat and tears.
I never claimed I would become the greatest,
But this rock has rolled for years and more years.
Time is a fleeting illusion, I once possessed inside my hands.
I live in a head of confusion, where all I do is all that I can.
Dangerous times call for changes; musical mind clocking in.
Lyrics are filling the empty pages;
Deeper and deeper I’m sinking down in it.
Fires are burning all around, lighting the darkest night.
Earth is The Devil’s playground
And I’m down on my knee’s searching for the right light.
A God in a world of fantasy; imagination my only truth.
You are the drug that I cannot handle.
You keep me moving; you push me through.
(C)2019 Aa Harvey. All Rights Reserved.
Sitting silently from a corner in the room. Watching, plotting, waiting and craving. Demonic thoughts dancing around my head. Toying with my tempting thoughts of painfully making you wish you were dead. Teasing your blood to spill forth from your veins. Playfully enjoying your blood spilling out of that grousum gash I put in your head now exposing your brain. Torturing you by repeatedly bringing you back from the dead. Sickeningly so hot and bothered from lying naked in the bloody space I made my bed. So close to climax then, gone. My eyes were forced open bringing me to f***ing realize it's sadly just one of my sick fantasies playing out in my head. Temper flaring yet again thanks to that trap you wont keep shut in that empty space you call your head. But, mmm, sweetly I think I will help you, I do carry a needle and thread.
Form:
O brother, they closed the brothel!
Beer and barmaid breath is closed.
Banter with corsets and silk stockings
withheld - the downy frown of ‘stache.
The itch of a cattle drive — the rawhide
chaffed and fettered,
all the while driven by unholy sex.
O brother, a frightful fight broke out
like measles planted from head to toe.
when you fantasized her soft skin,
her tongue lash —all those miles and miles -
the special one you call Maisy,
but boards like bandaids hammered
into place. No neon sign to contemplate.
You bring yourself back home, poor soul,
to your hot and bothered bride. There
you find the ride you’d forgotten.
You smile surprised. Only problem is
she makes you bathe and shave,
won’t allow you that chew or that beer.
O brother, they closed the brothel!
2/23/2021
Contest: They Closed the Brothel
Sponsor: Kai Neumann
Think I'm just gonna bum around today
If you don't mind that old expression
Literally, I'm gonna goof off and waste time
Feeling lazy in a state of vegetation
These days are happening a lot more often
Became a senior, then suddenly plonk
Maybe it's because of my afternoon naps
I watch the tube and then zonk
Need to get active like the good old days
A whipper snapper all full of beans
The world was my oyster, yuck I hated oysters
Wearing skin tight faded blue jeans
Love bumming around, it's good for the soul
It also puts hair on your chest
Now ladies, I really love nice smooth boobies
So ya better stay active I suggest
Phew! Got quite hot and bothered for a bit
At my age, better cool it I'd say
Gonna goof off, waste time, vegetate for a bit
Eating bonbons, ogling ladies all day!
© Jack Ellison 2013
Joker:
Sunday dinner had a precursor of momma announcing I'm cooking so don't nobody touch this stove
Then when I got older, they would always say if you can't take the heat stay out the kitchen
But the brain automatically goes against the challenges of free will
And against my better judgement some things I just had to learn the hard way
Hard cover books aren't supposed to feel like pillows, but they do when you become engulfed in the narrative
I was wasting away in Barnes and Noble when the narrative turned the page, and I saw a smile that made the ink-colored leaves feel wet
A fall rain that watercolors the palette of tears from trees
Tears that smear ink from the page onto my skin
Into a smile that is now tattooed to my memory
Like the affirmation note I glance over every morning
This reminder was about 5'3, caramelized cinnamon skin, and a smile that made everyone believe in angels
A smile that hits all the wrong angles because I know you're not the one for me, but my nerves are intrigued
On what that smile looks like as it melts away on my lips
Lava isn't supposed to be comforting
Drips of honey with every kiss, I know I shouldn’t be doing this, but I'm addicted…
To her smile, and the way it looked at me seeing everything others would ignore
It's hard to ignore how hot and bothered she's got me like I'm back in the kitchen
I looked at my hand and could still see the scars from the stove
Momma warned me about girls like you
p.s. but I always liked to play with fire...