Long Hocus Poems
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Limericks Vii - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd
Limericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd
There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine:
There was a lewd whore from Nantucket
who intended to pee in a bucket;
but...
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Categories:
hocus, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, satire, sexy, smile,
Form:
Limerick
Limericks I - Relatives and Relativity
Limericks I - Relatives and Relativity
The Cosmological Constant
by Michael R. Burch
Einstein, the frizzy-haired,
said E equals MC squared.
Thus all mass decreases
as activity ceases?
Not my mass, my a$$ declared!
A$$-tronomical
by Michael R. Burch
Relativity, the theorists’ creed,
says mass increases...
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Categories:
hocus, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, science, space, time,
Form:
Limerick
My Pentagram Poppet Pt 1
You're so far away from me and I suck trying to go slow when I know
I wanna snatch you up, bail you out, and take us to our new home
It's hard when I'm alone in...
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Categories:
hocus, girlfriend, magic, women,
Form:
Rhyme
Treasuring the Educator
A former friend of mine
tricked me into becoming
something I am not
The volunteer President
of our condo association,
a position I clearly cannot afford
midst trifling disassociations.
We were starting our Autumn tradition
of arguing about next year's budget
which typically continues
until...
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Categories:
hocus, education, health, humor, integrity, peace, political, power,
Form:
Political Verse
Gemini Garden, Silent One
“a mute tongue is a slave to silence” - Silent One
You rouse the proud, sung praise all wowed
Who draws the crowd and plays so loud?
Sway befits a rock star jam
...
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Categories:
hocus, appreciation,
Form:
Lyric
A Bullfrog and a Butterfly
A bullfrog and a butterfly both chanced upon each other.
‘My dear, you are an ugly beast!’ the bullfrog dared to utter.
‘Why froggy,’ gasped the butterfly, astounded by his words.
‘My beauty is unparallel while yours...
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Categories:
hocus, children, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, muse, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Non Labor Relations Day September 1st 2023 Poem
Non labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem
Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din)
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania -
keystone state abbreviated as Pea Yay,
this stupid non huge poem
deployed courtesy scholar
really...a boot nuttin
butta an overrated allay
zee good for...
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Categories:
hocus, 12th grade, adventure, angst, appreciation, autumn, break
Form:
Rhyme
Derivatives With Limits
Working over Birk’s Works and other tunes my saxophonist admires—
Cheesecake, Blackbird—for the theoretical, applied mathematics
inside an abstract, audial harmonization of the Big Bang and The Fall.
The derivative reveals the slope of the tangent along the...
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Categories:
hocus, cancer, funny, god, hero, parents, soldier, work,
Form:
Free verse
Whispering Angel: Strength of the Babes
Whispering Angel: Strength of the Babes
Blubbering baby, newborn to this Earth
Tell me why you wail and blubber at birth?
___________________________________________________
Could you be afraid of this Earthly Circus?
Well, don’t be afraid and don’t be nervous.
I shall...
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Categories:
hocus, autumn, baby, beautiful, for her, innocence, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Be-Whiched
The never ending witching hour or which-thing our.. choices will delude in decisions way...
Either way, with all of the hocus poke-us and...
Smoke from broken mirrors...
it's hard to out-cast the true reflection of these,...
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Categories:
hocus, evil, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Rag Doll
Rag Doll
by Michael R. Burch, circa age 17
On an angry sea a rag doll is tossed
back and forth between cruel waves
that have marred her easy beauty
and ripped away her clothes.
And her arms, once smoothly tanned,
are...
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Categories:
hocus, anger, beauty, clothes, hair, ocean, power, sea,
Form:
Rhyme
Trump Poems and Epigrams I
TRUMP POEMS AND EPIGRAMS I
These days Trump's fraudian slip is always showing. — Michael R. Burch aka “the Loyal Opposition”
Trump seems to prefer demon-crazy to democracy.— Michael R. Burch
Under Trump American democracy is going the...
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Categories:
hocus, america, confidence, corruption, new york, political, presidents
Form:
Rhyme
Yes, I Pier Irma Donned To Crush Mar a Lago Estate
To Crush Mar a Lago Estate, and lower the Economic debt ceiling...
Now that DACA docked amidst
marshy tidal outskirts of Poker flats
(readied to be sunk) off shore
(beach combing divers – ectoplasmic flotsam
glorying...
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Categories:
hocus, america, anger, anxiety, crush, discrimination, future, horror,
Form:
I do not know?
Redemption Lost and Silenced Thanks To Trump 1
Yukon just coon sitter me a copacetic, energetic, ironic language lover (English is ma lingua franca late mother tongue), who waxes poetic, but tall so one babbling, creaking, and dabbling dis arming marine naval (gazing)...
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Categories:
hocus, 12th grade, age, america, conflict, corruption, grave,
Form:
Free verse
1975
“Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.” - Woody Allen
When I was much younger, previous decades seemed so distant, so far away. To me these older and impossible decades existed only...
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Categories:
hocus, confusion, introspection, journey, time, time, time, universe,
Form:
Free verse
Hyperfocus Hocus Pocus
The force of my thoughts is a force to report,
Attention, no Deficit, Hyperactive, no Disorder, call it slaughter
when Hyperfocus onslaughts play hocus pocus with my thoughts,
a tornado, a hurricane a monsoon loom and taunt
a brainstorm...
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Categories:
hocus, fun, nonsense, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Lickety-Split
Lickety-split, I sit up and look at the clickety clock,
oh my gosh, why am I lollygagging in this cozy bed;
I am going to be so late for dance class,...
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Categories:
hocus, funny, humor, life,
Form:
Narrative
Magical School
When I enrolled in magical school
Ma said good luck
Dad called me a fool
He always thought with my IQ
I’d fix people up,
Not saw them in two.
But I had a vision
And my self esteem
Hung on the balance
Of...
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Categories:
hocus, education, father, school, son, day, may, me,
Form:
Ballad
Where Art Sisyphus
Tis quite a beast of burden to bear atlas (shrug off not allowed)
Atlas shrugged an impossibility
tantamount to skinny dipping in the lock nest lagoon
Tantamount to shrugging Atlas off mine bony,
ill suited,...
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Categories:
hocus, absence, allegory, anxiety, deep, faith, fate, heaven,
Form:
Free verse
Mini Drama: Sturmabteilung 2
Nearly ten o'clock, Capitol Hill, inside the SCIF (specially designed for classified purpose): House Intelligence Committee chairman Adam Schiff was hosting an esoteric hearing featuring a deposition with Defense Department official Laura Cooper as part...
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Categories:
hocus, anti bullying, integrity,
Form:
I do not know?
Gregarious Garments
uniting farcical flocks all over the world,
gregarious garments, talismans &
little good luck charms required by religions
to ward off “evil spirits,” to separate man
from “god,” or to just protect the fuzzy sheep
from the rest of...
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Categories:
hocus, life,
Form:
Free verse
The Man With a Paddle and Heart
I guess I was left alone after sixth grade, wandering my way.
You believed in me, offered up openings and let me say
what I would and delve into the sun and world and stay
and even you...
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Categories:
hocus, devotionme, world, heart, star, heart, me, star,
Form:
I do not know?
Curiosity
Still at times I can be an adolescent, a bit of a brat
I'm always questioning things, though I'm suspicious
I admit there's time's I've been ignorant to even chat
Yeah quit a lot of the time I've...
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Categories:
hocus, write,
Form:
Rhyme
Slamming Dakarai Cobb Part 4
Ding. Ding. Goes the sound of the bell.
Soupers see a poetic king emerge from his cell...
You called me a "Whorelock" - define that word punk?!
You're in for a shock - I don't entertain poetic junk!
I...
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Categories:
hocus, slamme, life, me,
Form:
Rhyme
B.R.E.A.K.(Bad Relationship Enters a Koma) Part 1
I gotta be honest I didn't think we'd go good together
From disliking each other to standing in sub-zero weather
Little did I know I was forever in the prescence of my future wifey
I messed up multiple...
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Categories:
hocus, dedication, devotion, girlfriend-boyfriend, lost loveheart, heart, love,
Form:
Rhyme