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For as long as I can remember
Me madda was de head voodoo club member
She taught me how to make love potion
To mess with der woman emotion
So me meet dis lovely girl
Seeing ‘er, give me a mighty trill
Me make a love potion I confess
From a piece of ‘er nighty dress
Mix it wit da loose hairs I find spare
From me teet and ‘er underwear
Put a drop a me sista’s joojoo
Me perform de dance from de club voodoo
Throw in me madda’s secret potion
And give me girl as a hand and face lotion
For a year everyting sweet
Me girl an animal love treat
Until one day I notice de hair
Growing on her hands and ‘er face
De one me puck from me teet and her underwear
She look like she not from de human race
‘er back bend, knuckles drag upun de floor
Der woman get a whole lot a chunky
She want me twenty five times a day, me sore
Each day me see her she look more like a monkey
O’ Madda your potion no work, why you lie?
Your son he been abused, he sore and he cry
Dis woman ruin your son life
He wake up to find she is his wife…
There once was a girl name of Hood
who walked tall, as every girl should.
She tossed over her head
a cover of bright red
and ventured out into the wood.
She carried a black riding crop
and critters she’s stop with a pop.
But, Ole Dracula saw her
and made her his daughter
Now, the blood bank is her first stop.
Well, sweet Red, she still loved her Grandma
so, though pale she went with a camera.
But who did she find
that awfull nighttime
in the cottage, was it her Grandma???
Red Riding hood took a look see?
beneath the night cap, who was she?
Long teeth, she had four,
her hands, they were paws
So Red fed, with a “Tee hee hee hee!”
*Little Red Riding Hood spoof for "Happily Ever After?"
Here we go again,
Another story of love’s pain
I met a girl on the internet
The things she said just made me sweat
We been doing it for 6 months now
And ever time has been mmmm…. Wow
Until it happened one day
Just after a bit of you know play
Me loins were burning as if on fire
Not because of her fuelling desire
No! Burning, I was in pain
Me bit tripled in size, how do I explain?
This! to my wife Jane?
I got on the chats and shouted at her,
“You two faced, low down, dirty little, saboteur.”
“At birth they should have strangled you with the umbilical cord,”
“You probably had more pr—ks than a second hand dart board.”
I was wrath and not holding back,
I would give her a piece of my mind before giving her the sack.
Then she said, “ It’s not me, it your fault for being in a hurry,”
“You didn’t wash your hands and the burning is the remnants of your curry.”
“So it’s not me to blame but you are the one,”
“This is an internet relationship and you pulling your todger, spoiled the fun.”
“We would had not know each other until this day,”
“You had a fantasy girl and my relationship was gay.”
“Now we can’t go on because I am your lodger.”
I said “WHA THE F—K!, I'LL KILL YOU, ROGER?”