Joojoo Voodoo Child

For as long as I can remember
Me madda was de head voodoo club member
She taught me how to make love potion
To mess with der woman emotion

So me meet dis lovely girl 
Seeing ‘er, give me a mighty trill
Me make a love potion I confess
From a piece of ‘er nighty dress

Mix it wit da loose hairs I find spare
From me teet and ‘er underwear
Put a drop a me sista’s joojoo
Me perform de dance from de club voodoo

Throw in me madda’s secret potion
And give me girl as a hand and face lotion
For a year everyting sweet
Me girl an animal love treat

Until one day I notice de hair
Growing on her hands and ‘er face
De one me puck from me teet and her underwear
She look like she not from de human race

‘er back bend, knuckles drag upun de floor
Der woman get a whole lot a chunky
She want me twenty five times a day, me sore
Each day me see her she look more like a monkey

O’ Madda your potion no work, why you lie?
Your son he been abused, he sore and he cry
Dis woman ruin your son life
He wake up to find she is his wife…
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 1/17/2011 8:26:00 PM
hahaha, Now I see why they call you mad poet. HEY, why didn't you write your country's name on the bottom? I bet that is why this didn't rank higher. A 7!! Luv, Andrea
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Date: 1/15/2011 3:44:00 PM
What ya doodoo wit dis voodoo? Congrats to you wit dis work ya do!
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Date: 1/15/2011 2:01:00 PM
Conbgratulations on the well deserved win in the contest Sydney
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Date: 1/15/2011 1:56:00 PM
Would ya give me a bloody limerick?? That's my new contest if a Brit can't do it who can?? Contest name..There Once was a Man from Dunkirk! [Use your own 1st line& people ;)] Light & Love
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Date: 1/15/2011 11:26:00 AM
Congratulations Sydney on your well deserved win in this contest of Deborah!
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Date: 1/15/2011 10:39:00 AM
Congratulations Sidney to you for your win in Deborah Guzzi's contest "Foreign Exchange". Love, Carol
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Date: 1/15/2011 2:56:00 AM
amazing! best CHEERS for bagging a great win in the contest,sidney! :) nette
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Date: 1/14/2011 8:07:00 PM
Congrats Sidney my friend on your wonderful win in Debbie's contest with this exciting entry luv... an enjoyable read .. delightful piece.. enjoy your special win with luv..
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Date: 1/14/2011 2:22:00 PM
Hey you ole mad man! Congrad's on your win wid dis fin bit o dialect! Light & Love
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Date: 1/13/2011 3:36:00 PM
Interesting one..Got a chuckle..Sara
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Date: 1/13/2011 2:54:00 PM
YOU know I'm loving this! Listen Mr. Mad ;) I'm having a contest to HIGHLIGHT poets from out of the USA please enter with the poem YOU like best of yours [any topic or form] The contest is called Foreign Exchange, just put the country you're writing from on the bottom! Luv's and missed ya!
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