Funny Text Rap

(chorus) So Im just sitting in this rehab class trying to get myself unhooked on ass so then my teacher asked me a question like boy are you over there sexting ha ha OMG LOL KIT Smiley faces X and Os LMFAO my girl went through my cell phone i said my girl went through my cell phone So Im getting treated for my sex addiction in my private clinic and I need you to be sensitive about my condition cos Im in it to win it and I really dont want to further disappoint my fans and my teachers a cougar so I wish shed lend a helping hand damn, calm down, BBC TXT MSG after class come with me and can I get a little bit of TLC she replied what the f-ck FYI youre gonna flunk SMH its such a shame you aint learned a damn thing chorus So Im sitting in the crib just chillin and Im minding my business got a text with a tongue out from a number I didnt recognize I replied who is this quick back got a hit back said this is Stacy and Ive been missing you had to change my number so I went and got a new phone and new tattoo a what, a new tattoo wow, oh yeah, hurry click can you send a nasty pic so I can see right where it is and I promise I wont show my friends (yeah right) she replied, well ok BTW by the way SMH its such a shame that you aint learned a damn thing chorus