Internet Relationships Don'T Do It Trust Me, I Know

Here we go again, Another story of love’s pain I met a girl on the internet The things she said just made me sweat We been doing it for 6 months now And ever time has been mmmm…. Wow Until it happened one day Just after a bit of you know play Me loins were burning as if on fire Not because of her fuelling desire No! Burning, I was in pain Me bit tripled in size, how do I explain? This! to my wife Jane? I got on the chats and shouted at her, “You two faced, low down, dirty little, saboteur.” “At birth they should have strangled you with the umbilical cord,” “You probably had more pr—ks than a second hand dart board.” I was wrath and not holding back, I would give her a piece of my mind before giving her the sack. Then she said, “ It’s not me, it your fault for being in a hurry,” “You didn’t wash your hands and the burning is the remnants of your curry.” “So it’s not me to blame but you are the one,” “This is an internet relationship and you pulling your todger, spoiled the fun.” “We would had not know each other until this day,” “You had a fantasy girl and my relationship was gay.” “Now we can’t go on because I am your lodger.” I said “WHA THE F—K!, I'LL KILL YOU, ROGER?”