The Little Girl Who Cried Wolf

Remember the Little Boy who cried wolf? Well, there's more than meets the eye See, he wasn't a little boy at all He, I mean she, was a girl who was shy Everyone thought the girl was a dude Maybe cause' her name was Steve It always hurt the little girl's feelings And she wiped her tears on her sleeve Now, Steve had sworn to get revenge The village would surely pay What were they thinking calling her a dude? For they did it most everyday Now, Steve knew a wolf, who lived in the forest And she crafted her master plan She told the wolf she needed his help For she knew he would understand You see, that poor wolf was picked on too So he knew of the little girl's pain He agreed to help her seek her revenge With nothing for him to gain He'd sneak into the village And leave a footprint or two Then Steve would wake up early (You know what she's gonna do) Yep, you guessed it She screamed as loud as she could The villagers all came running Just like she knew they would "Wolf" she cried, "He tried to take me away" The villagers were all in a panic They didn't know what to say This went on for a week or so Til soon, they stopped coming at all Now, of couse, this didn't set good with Steve And she simply thought, "what gall" Now, they really didn't think she was lying They thought the wolf was there But if he ate some dude named Steve Then who would really care Steve grew up and moved away And now lives in New York City But don't feel sorry for Steve at all For she doesn't want your pity Well, that's the end of my story And I thought I'd end it like this Steve decided to become a man And is now some dude named Chris