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How Much????

Give a man a wife, say goodbye to strip clubs
Wife, give the man a meal = endless foot rubs
If the meal you cook goes to the dog, slap him hard
If the dog also refuses, send it to the yard.

Give a man a car, see him iron his new shirt
If you burn his collar , he’ll be looking for new skirt
That new bit of skirt will be young and wild
That bathroom to be done, will never get tiled!

Give a man a dog and he’s a shared man
Take away the dog, you’ll never be his biggest fan.
The dog he possesses is his second wife.
Unlike you, the dogs no trouble, or strife!

Men are simple beings, easy to please
Pleasing him can be done with ease
To upset a man, can be hard if done with intent 
He would be more upset with how much you spent!!
dog
Form: Rhyme


Premium Member For Buffy Fook

This write is for you I hope that the humor comes through...

See
Rocky
As he greets
Pot Belly Pig
Named Porky__short legs
Rocky sport show dog stance
Abnormally long legs proud
Rocky meets Porky question what
Is this animal?__Sniff butt__Hum__Sniff mouth
Sniff butt__what has he been eating__sniff well  


(We went to my other daughter's home on Sunday for lunch..She has cows, a donkey, and 
now a potbelly pig...Rocky our dog has seen all the others before but his first encounter with 
the potbelly pig...He could not figure out what this animal was...Buffy, I hope that it is 
funny..)
Form: Etheree

The Story of a Fat Black Cat

The fat black cat was lazy.--but he was loved. 
He had a favourite place to sleep--up above. 
High up in the ganghut tree--  on a stump. 
He would struggle up it daily-- he was plump. 

He had several whiskers missing-- due to fights. 
He always preferred darkness--never light. 
His eyes they really sparkled-- they were green. 
Often he"d go missing--never seen. 

He always turned up early-- for his food. 
He purred around your legs -- he was good. 
His rough tounge lapping milk-- it was pink. 
He never went near water-- except to drink. 

He liked to lie on beds-- spread out flat. 
He was very hard to lift-- he was fat. 
He would stare out any window-- he was nosey. 
He loved electric fires-- they were cosy. 

His life was good and rich -- he was happy. 
until the household bought a PUPPY!--it was Yappy. 
It encroached upon his space--that he hated. 
But what to do about it --he just waited. 

He hatched a cunning plan-- he was clever. 
To get rid of that silly dog-- once and forever. 
He would tell him of a meeting-- get together. 
That the dog would have to go there--oh what ever! 

The silly dog went with him-- his tail wagging. 
He did not take much persuading--no, no nagging. 
Come and meet  your fellow friends-- other hounds. 
Fat cat promptly ditched him--in the dog pound. 

There was uproar in the house-- wheres the dog? 
But fat cat he just slept-- like a log. 

He grew bigger in retirement-- rather large. 
But he knew the house was his --i"m in charge!
Form: Rhyme

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