The Doggone Dog Contest

I took my doggy for a ride.
She looked so cute sitting by my side.

And then she gave a little cough
And couldn't seem to turn it off.

She was sick on the seat, but it got worse
She threw up into my open purse.

She was just as sick as a dog can be,
And oh my word, she's been sick on me.

Should I call 911 or find a vet?
I sure needed help for my little pet.

I saw a veterinary sign.
I hoped he could fix this dog of mine.

The vet was a very handsome guy.
I was such a mess, I wanted to cry.

His amusement, he didn't try to hide.
Being laughed at I cannot abide.

"She's just car sick," he said with a smirk.
"Give her these pills, I'm sure they'll work."

I had the last laugh when I heard him curse.
I had paid with money from my stinking purse.



I used the line "Sick as a dog>"

For Andrea's Doggone conterst.  won 3rd
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Brown Avatar
September 21, 2010 at 3:44 AM
Congratulations Joyce on your win in Andrea Dietrich's contest "The Doggone Dog Contest". Love, Carol
Roberts Avatar
September 20, 2010 at 10:01 AM
good one , congrats on your win in the contest
Sweetheart Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 6:30 PM
Congrats Joyce on your big win in Andrea's contest.. another great poem.. another great win..my friend.. enjoy tonight with luv..
Dietrich Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 3:33 PM
Just like the second place winner, your poem had a great punch line that made me chuckle. I pictured the money with gross stuff on it. haha. Congrats on your third place win. LUv, Andrea
Conway Avatar
August 24, 2010 at 5:40 PM
Fantastic poem Joyce - poor you with your sick puppy!~Tirzah~
Sweetheart Avatar
August 24, 2010 at 7:42 AM
A wonderful entry Joyce.. sad story but a sure winning poem.. my entry has the same title of course... I used the line "putting on the dog" for my piece.. good luck my friend.. with luv..
Culverhouse Avatar
August 24, 2010 at 6:31 AM
Funny write!! I like it...
Mehta Avatar
August 23, 2010 at 10:07 PM
Sick as a dog - Wonderful story you created out of this theme, Joyce. Good luck
Devonshire Avatar
August 23, 2010 at 10:04 PM
"Tainted" money for the vet, eh, Joyce? Good one. His nonchalant demeanor earned him this reward. Maybe he learned something from the experience. Best wishes in the contest, my friend. Love, Carolyn
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