The Doggone Dog Contest

Doggone it! Can't you believe it, it's happening again! Somone call off them dogs, because it's about to be a murderous sin! My fellow poets, Andrea Dietrich is a poet I admire. But in case you didn't know it, P.D. is a dog-face liar! A few poets soup mailed me and said, "Let sleeping dog's lie." But I just wanted to "Collabo" on a "dark fantasy" and be a poetic samurai! You lie down with dogs P. D., and you'll wake up with fleas. She laughed at my poetry then got strung by my poetic bees! I just wanted to end P.D.'s poetic career, not her death! But something is seriously wrong I fear and I think it's her dog breath! So Nathan Dilts steps in the mix, but his bark is worse than his bite. You can't teach an old dog new tricks, you poetic parasite! I told P.D. , "girl you like my doggy-style." But then again, it would be a sin to sleep with a reptile! Let me seal this with a kiss, so P. D. raise the write flag. I'm throwing Sidney in the abyss and sealing up my doggy-bag! *Wrote for the lovely Andrea Dietrich and her contest...The title will remain the same;)