Long Funk Poems
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Potpourri of silly poemsIn most of my verse, my simple aim
is just sorta to enter tame.
Then, once inside ~
go completely hog wild ~
showing no reserve,
showing absolutely no shame.
"What do you think of my pup?",
I asked a cop as...
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Categories:
funk, giggle, poetry, silly, writing,
Form:
Light Verse
TaporaLike Hannibal we crossed the pass and crossed
the Alps (okay, the Brynderwyn Hills)
and a bridge too far on north-west passage.
From out of the Valley of Mizpah
to...
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Categories:
funk, nostalgia,
Form:
Free verse
My dog's as smart as a geek and other doggy poemsMy dog's as smart as a geek.
He can bark in English, Arabic, and Greek.
He’s expert in canine mathematics,
can discuss dog-fight aerodynamics,
and is fluent in bow-wow doublespeak.
And yours?
Would it be okay if later today
I brought Bixby...
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Categories:
funk, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, dog,
Form:
Light Verse
Multi-Di-Minstrel Message: Revival
KGOD presents ...
SALUTATIONS!!!
Well. Let’s just get started!
Here at the Ogden! The God den of music and soul!
So, let me introduce myself to thee,
I am DJ Multi-Di-Minstrel Messenger!!!
Thanking you...
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Categories:
funk, celebration, jesus,
Form:
Spoken Word
Long In the Tooth Male Doth Recount Reflect ReimagineLong in the tooth male doth recount, reflect, reimagine...
his woebegone damn dental daze today May 5th, 2021
No particular rhyme nor reason
garden variety indentured flunky (me)
revisits his salmagundi salad days,
when oral blight smote
left...
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Categories:
funk, 2nd grade, absence, age, body, cinco de
Form:
Rhyme
A New MythologyThere is a new mythology emerging,
Howling from the hind end of the pack,
Scorching the composted leavings
Of established orthodoxy as a pillar of flame
Showing the way for true rock & rollers.
It’s...
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Categories:
funk, allegory, mythology,
Form:
Blank verse
RED SEARED SEA
At the mouth I lay splayed
blood trickling, slowly dripping into soft mud or red Akashic ink
mud of my anus, ink of...
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Categories:
funk, allegory, body, color, courage, deep, emotions, imagery,
Form:
Ballad
Laughing Pines, Part TwoWill you, won’t you join the dance,
We like to dance here every night,
Moving slowly at the speed of light.
Won’t you give yourself half a chance,
Even two left feet are alright.
The Bipolar Coaster is an excellent...
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Categories:
funk, adventure, allusion, analogy, imagery, imagination, metaphor, travel,
Form:
Rhyme
JACKS AND THE BOOM BOOM ROOMJACKS AND THE BOOM BOOM ROOM HISTORY AND SPOKEN WORD
Before the Boom Boom Room in San Francisco’s Fillmore District came to be, it was Jack’s. A poppin’ groove organ funk soul jazz club...
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Categories:
funk, history,
Form:
Spoken Word
Christmas Shopping Madness
'Twas the night before Christmas and I still had gifts to buy.
I procrastinated getting it done; a terrible fault I can't deny.
As I juggled bags of presents that cost far too much money,
A sidewalk Santa...
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Categories:
funk, christmas,
Form:
Rhyme
The Miller's DaughterA tale of greed, power,
deception, discrimination and
love.
Miller, daughter, king—
All the actors are present
Except the small man.
The king summons the miller
for some reason. Summons a
humble working man.
Miller, shaken, scared,...
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Categories:
funk, fairy
Form:
Haibun
Jazz Out(Sam Trio stands at the mic, snaps fingers lightly, takes a drag on a Marlboro, and smiles to the crowd) Dig this, we’re going back in time, way back to the smokey jazz clubs and...
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Categories:
funk, spoken word,
Form:
Spoken Word
Incomplete Metamorphosis of Distilled AdolescentIncomplete metamorphosis of distilled adolescent...
therefore he characterizes himself as an anomaly...any idea why?
Mortified, petrified, stultified, et cetera sheltered,
and mortally wounded prepubescent,
I consider myself
analogously buttressed, cocooned,
garrisoned (for bing keeler),
hardened, insulated,
where cell baited jumping frog
o'...
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Categories:
funk, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Rhyme
Pee Yew- CollaborationYesterday I was in a little funk
because I got peed on by a big skunk
took a long shower
...
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Categories:
funk, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Very Weird And Wonderful World Of Place Names: UK And US Edition
I: THE UK
Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop,
Matching Tye and Droop
Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown,
Westward Ho! and Throop.
Hole of Horcum, New Invention,
Boghead, Bath, Cat's Ash
North Piddle, Staines and Pen*stone,
Wash Dyke, East Breast and Flash.
Six Mile Bottom, Mudford...
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Categories:
funk, america, crazy, england, humor, humorous, london, places,
Form:
List
BEN NOLALights dim, and a single spotlight illuminates the stage/Ben Nola has sumptin 2 say/
a page/ a stage/ two worlds were born from the seed of thought/
One, etched in ink, a monument meticulously wrought/...
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Categories:
funk, spoken word,
Form:
Spoken Word
The Spirit of Allah through the Variety of Mediums Part 2II. The Stage is Set
As I slept, I did not dream; when I woke up, it felt like the time had gone from one minute to the next. Restlessness was my rest; all I could feel...
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Categories:
funk, anxiety, appreciation, friendship, love,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Hyundai Sonata Malfunctioning Brake Caliper Bluestweaked to pass inspection broadcast on the double
(alternately titled snafu: ma bell heave hubble
vehicular repairs (prohibitive)
finds me bleary eyed stupefied
and countenance grizzled with prickly stubble
collapsed amidst virtual rubble).
Best sung courtesy rotten dull liver:red worst
after words...
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Categories:
funk, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
House of the Rising SunIn a smokey room, each time I awake, the dream again descends. Deeper into the
abyss I fall to a sea of melancholic funk. Souls waft by on clouds of imagination,
clinging to...
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Categories:
funk, mysteryme, lost, lost, me, universe,
Form:
Prose Poetry
707 BRONX JUMPA street beat… no, a clave/ not just one, but a chorus of Cuban souls, whispering stories of sun-drenched streets/ sugar cane rum, and women of the streets/ Conga lines in the neighborhood/ Fidel Castro...
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Categories:
funk, spoken word,
Form:
Spoken Word
Eye C(written a while back)
What a blast…
Nothing lasts…
So, listen up…
I’m drinking sarcasm’s cup
Can’t stand the envy
Can’t stand the anger
Can’t stand the rage
Can’t stand it
Can’t stand the stubbornness
Can’t stand the hatred
Can’t stand the dread
Can’t stand...
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Categories:
funk, words,
Form:
Free verse
Hate the Way I LieI cant stand there and watch you burn, its my turn
I wont let you get hurt, even if I get burnt
If I hear you cry It will make me die
All this...
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Categories:
funk, confusion, courage, fear, forgiveness, girl, lost, love,
Form:
Free verse
UntitledThere is no greater sorrow then to recall in the most miserable times, when you were happiest.
Only our pillows know the great amount of emotions we hide from this world.
All the pain, hurt and...
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Categories:
funk, anger,
Form:
Free verse
Month End MadnessPanting, running, paying, fuming,
Bumping, swearing, hurrying, driving,
All because today is the thirty first
Of the month, why are we all nigh to burst!
Got to buy groceries, go the butcher
The dry cleaners, the florist, the baker,
Did i...
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Categories:
funk, friend, husband,
Form:
Rhyme
MILES AND POLLOCKThe smoky clubs of thought/ where shadows dance and poets talk of truth whispered low/man, a story without end/ can you dig it, my friend/ improvisation’s the key, always unlocked in time, a jazz riff...
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Categories:
funk, spoken word,
Form:
Spoken Word