Long Flush it Poems

if you saw me
the way i see myself
maybe you'd get it.

"count your calories,
read the nutrition panels,
diet,
exercise,"
i know. 

believe me,
i know. 

"it's for your health,"
turns into 
a chase
after my...
after your
ideal weight for me.
but you say it's...

Read More

AN APPOINTMENT WITH DR. VIAGRA

Husband: Honey, I consulted a doctor before using this product and my erection has lasted four or more hours so I guess I'm going to have to seek immediate medical attention
Wife:...

Read More

Let’s face facts you’re a motherloving no one
couldn’t find a flow if you were looking at the ocean 
I’ll stand and deliver like I’m living in a river
Your thoughts are all flops 
like the tap...

Read More

Lead me to the place where I can glance at your face, lead me to the place where I can in sit in solitude and reminisce the days of my youth.

 I felt like an...

Read More

What’s In The Urn

Strangers offered me to join them in a drink
I met them on a mountain edge while skiing
They seemed like friendly normal people then
So what could happen in a simple cabin?

Finding that which...

Read More

heres how i see it
and heres how it is
living in this world where half of it is advanced
with indoor plumbing
television
stereos
cell phones
computers
and a huge chunk of the globe is not
part of the world still has a...

Read More

I see the end is near
I see that my freedom is so close
I certainly hope it is
I sure could use a vacation from this

Worthless, cancerous carnival of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless ruined hole I call my...

Read More

Looking for it

Checked the cabinet under the sink, the drawer with miscellaneous tools; even checked the hutch at the bottom of the stove/ it wasn’t in the kitchen.  Checked behind the couch in the...

Read More

share this burn, this cut,
this scrape, the scraps of
fight that’d been experienced 
only yesterday, get it out,
scream it in this direction,
for to be left alone isn’t 
really possible if you 
demand it.

share these tales, your...

Read More

They say 'you've got it kid',
but first you gotta rid
yourself of all that fakery,
the constructed rhyme
like rye and flour primed
to exit out the bakery,
and you cannot, should not
loaf, or doubt anything
you ever wrote, it's progress-
but...

Read More

12 hour phone card...
I found one the other day
sitting there minding its own business
waiting for a phone call.
I picked it up,
he looked at me annoyed,
and I smiled at him
and he tried to bite me.
The 12th...

Read More

Trump the Pump Truck Driver
By Franklin Price
11/09/2019

Trump is who we see he is, doesn't practice to deceive
Won the plumbing job, three years ago, was elected to receive
All the piled up defecation that was spread throughout...

Read More

Feigned love cut you deep,
left your heart bleeding profusely
Blood red, rose-colored stains,
drip, drip, dripping trail leading out the door ...
time to mop up this mess of a relationship
Wring all the tears into the bucket,
flush it...

Read More

I watched her die from the flush, her heart and soul began to crush.
I saw her eyes close my mouth she touched, in my body i felt a blood rush,
love from this person can no...

Read More

The wind is howling like a massive storm inside.
Can’t let it out, can’t hold it in.
Yes, I am fed up but don’t know how to flush it out.
Like I am entangled in the chocking ropes.

I...

Read More

I f***ing hate this life, 
I can't do this,
You leave me in the dark,
I hate the unknown. 
I want to kill myself,
End this f***ing torment,
You wouldn't even care,
You'd be fine without me.
I mean absolutely nothing...

Read More

I would want that all to happen for the first time.
I want all these feelings to be washed away.
I want to feel the warmth of the sun for the first time once.

I wanna cry in...

Read More

feeling to well known
can't hide the hurt 
travel far and wide 
to uncover the splint in my heart
the day after you broke it
i play the morning over 
in my head remembering
what you said 
not that...

Read More

The alarm is sounding, much louder today 
Give it up without even debating 
As a breeze whistles through my window 
Which means of course work is waiting 
In other words, Rise and Shine 
Or there’ll...

Read More

I have never seen a sight
Of someone wound up so tight
Ready to explode and crack
What made you get so off track
From the happiness you had
What was evil and so bad
It turned you from being mellow
To...

Read More

This is the gift God gave me,
The only one I know,
He gave me words,
And the ability to use them just so.

I discovered it,
When I was so very young,
Always speaking of pain, heartache,
And the setting sun.

Emotion...

Read More

This poem stinks.

It doesn't rhyme 
It doesn't do anything 
It has a little alliteration

well...

it will have some

because that's the easiest poetic element to incorporate 
and if it didn't have any poetic elements 
it would not...

Read More

My Evenings With a Mouse

Once I shared my evenings with a mouse
By cliff face tall in tiny house
By Fraser river flow, near Chilliwack
By a truckers’ café I had my shack
One room, kitchen nook, and can,
Not...

Read More

[The Candyman]

Who can take a hairball?
Blame it on the cat
Flush it down the tank
And you laugh a lot for that

It’s the handyman
Yes, it's the handyman
The handyman can
‘Cause you pay him for the laugh
When the laugh...

Read More

This poem stinks.

It doesn't rhyme 
It doesn't do anything 
It has a little alliteration

well...

it will have some

because that's the easiest poetic element to incorporate 
and if it didn't have any poetic elements 
it would not...

Read More