Trump the Pump Truck Driver

Trump the Pump Truck Driver By Franklin Price 11/09/2019 Trump is who we see he is, doesn't practice to deceive Won the plumbing job, three years ago, was elected to receive All the piled up defecation that was spread throughout the land He has unclogged the toilets and the flushing's not so grand Took the top off of the septic tank, it's not a pretty sight The smell is overpowering, whether middle, left or right Trump's the pump truck driver who was hired for the scene He has gotten down and dirty, for sure he isn't Mr. clean He put the hose deep in the doo, turned the valve, began to suck Wasn't long until 'twas evident that he'd need a bigger truck To clean the tank and drainfield and to make DC a part Of the whole US's treatment plant. I believe he's made a start. Congress fills its bellies, checks are paid for by the rich Eating caviar and lobster; their elected life's a b... When everything's digested and it's time to take a dump They try to flush it all away, and blame the smell all on the Trump For all of you in Washington, who are supposed to be our link Who look down from the Capitol and think your poop don't stink Get that thought out of your head, and quit all of your braggin' Get out and get among us, and smell the honey wagon Perhaps you should return to, that house with moon on door With a wooden seat to hold you and a dirt hole in the floor And after you've contributed to the smell that's evident Move into the basement where all the solid waste is sent