Long Flappy Poems

The scenery was magnificent, and the morning was slightly hot,
Our land cruiser was windowless, and sitting in a lovely spot.

The giraffes were splendid, and much bigger than I'd expected,
One could hardly gaze at the vast...

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These are some interesting shrooms that i have never picked: 

Bay bolete cap looks like brownish blood in color stipe is whitish brown mild flavour Edible 

Black trumpet looks like black sardacenia 
It’s edible.From its...

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It is so hard in this day and age of blurred lines, wrecking balls and falling trees  to challenge students to see the right side of things,
The way Jesus made others see.  
He...

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There’s an old joke, “Procrastinate now, because
the sooner you fall behind, the longer you’ll have to catch up.”
Ha ha.

While a lot of students around here, even the good ones,  
are procrastinators, I’m a diagnosed...

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Dear daughter,I know you tired,
Yeah,you think I got you fired,
You worried why I havent brought you,
To planet earth and grow you,
It isnt my fault please,
Am looking for the best mum with ease,
Who will cherish and...

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There once was a woman named aptly Snappy T.
Happy,  tappy and zappy as a rappy dappy  me.
Diligent and hardworking as a slappy bumblebee.
The envy of most, also proud owner of a nappy chickadee.

Friends...

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The Kalahari 


Kneaded clay
Form creases 
The thirst of desert  
blinding dust and wind 
Collide of wave and tide 

Females carry the tribe 
Their large flappy ears 
Fan them cool 
Muddy pools 
Their sunshade and...

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Now, before my sister 
feels cheated
I have to drop for her 
some lines belated!
You are his honourable 
TQ
The reason he left the 
others on the queue!

As into matrimony you 
go,
Peace and subtlety you 
go with...

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Enter Your Plea

All rise for the honorable judge,
some pimply-faced wiener-teen
with a computer mouse for a gavel,
a keyboard for a bench
and the whole world is on trial.

Welcome to the millennial's millennium
1000 years of cyber-bullying
sworn over oath...

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So, you turned on the news,
   and it gave you the blues,
      and you almost hurled,
         at who's leading the...

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Crystal Waters



Crystal waters
And foreign rain 
Bring 
Fluffy clouds of
wool and tweed 
Cashmere, engineered
Cotton fields of fiber, seed and flappy lobe
Supplying fabric, textured textile 
Thread and string 
Spun into spheres 
Layered and interwoven 
Seamed, stitched and...

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The couch invisible,
 hidden by a body of mass

His gut rises 
His gigantic thighs
His round ankles
His flappy breasts
His chin rests on
a pillow of fat that
jiggles 

         ...

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My form of sonnet modified(Holy Spirit).
Now it entails; An Acrostic form with the rhyme scheme aabbcdeeffcdgg. Enjoy!

         'HE TWO CHERUBIMS
 
'Hewn out of mystery,
Endowed with scary physiognomy.

Tensed...

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Young ones, old ones 
Always seem to know ones
How many good friends do you have?

Happy ones, flappy ones
Indecisive chatty ones
Spending hours talking on the phone.

Forget the ones who bore you
Quite often ignore you
Unless there’s something...

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Sometimes I feel, 
that life is not real.

Sometimes I feel so fake,
like I could use a stake,
to hurt myself but I won't.

Sometimes I feel so happy,
but feel so flappy,
My lips are chappy.

As I turned away...

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On that day my soul grew happy;
The amusement brought such sorrow;
It was flappy;
You warned me about the Pizarro;

I heard a golden, funny pulling;
But in the fact that it was buzzing;
And its eyes have all the...

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My blessed My Love, you inspire me to write.
How I love the way you feed, fly and bounce,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about the dazzy pounce.
Let me compare you to a...

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From a father

It's time to rest your big girl head 
To snuggle in your big girl bed
And gently close those big girl eyes
Dream dreams of big girl butterflies
And flappy bears and dinosaurs 
Who scamper scared...

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I wish ta be happy happy
Not crappy crappy
It's becum easier since becumen a pappy
With a we baby on me lappy 
Some tink me silly and a bit sappy
I don't even mind changin his nappy
It's funny...

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When you don't get 
what you want
You want what you get
That is the golden rule 
of life
Which makes you 
always happy.
If you let go of that 
want
Which you have, I can 
bet
That with it to...

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