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Turn on the telle watch wives with knives
Murder on CCTV, victims lose their lives
Turn on the telle, no one write a script
There’s a post-mortem in a darkened crypt
Cops chasing crims, drunken street fights
Nothing to entertain what a load of ****
Turn on the telle, comedy nowhere to be seen
Instead, Botox tarts and live sex on your screen
Let’s turn on the telle, killer by the sea
A victim in the lift on secondhand TV
Let’s turn on the telle, Katie’s dirty mansion
Faces of the dead and worship of Charles Manson
Let’s turn on the telle, bound to be something good
A serial killers voice over, dating in the nud’
Let’s turn on the telle, bodies in black bags
Dumped in the river, by a couple of psycho lads
Let’s turn on the telle, see how he cut her throat
Battered her to death, on his flash speedboat
Let’s turn on the telle, get some new ideas
How to maim, torture, kill, down through the years
Let’s turn on the telle, see how the Kray's ruled
Sixty-nine channels of murder, has it got you fooled?
David Cox 09/02/22
1-The overall weight of the ants on earth is:
A/more than 10 times the weight of humans
B/ more than 2 times the weight of humans
C/equal to the weight of humans.
Answer: A
2-Only the crocodile is capable of:
A/ Consuming 250 gallons of water in one sitting.
B/Consuming 200 pounds of food all at once.
C/Replacing his teeth and repositioning his top jaw
Answer: C
3-Sleeping in a cold room leads your body to:
A/ Dehydrates your body
B/ Get ill
C/ Burn calories and create heat to stay warm.
Answer: C
4- In Ahata, West Africa, the tenth child of the same mother?
A/ Will be regarded as the tribe's prince.
B/ Will be buried while still alive.
C/ Will be dumped in the bush amongst animals
Answer: B
5/ Belgian Queen Vanden jailed her barber for 3 years.
A/ So that her gray hair will not come out publicly
B/ Since he chopped her hair incorrectly
C/ Because he was late for her daily make-up
Answer: A
6/ What was Jackie Chan's gestation period?
A/ 3 months
B/ 12 months
C/ 6 months
Answer: B
7/ When 80% of bank robberies occurred worldwide
A/ On the weekends
B/ On Mondays
C/ On Fridays
Answer: C
8/ How many people use the Internet in North Korea?
A/ Over 2 million people
B/ Just 605 people
C/ None
Answer: B
9/ The US had a law until 1970 called (ugliness laws).
A/ Pets are not allowed to be seen out in the city.
B/ It is illegal for ugly persons to appear in public.
C/ Eating in public is against the law.
Answer: B
10/ Who is the only animal that dies if it drinks water?
A/ The kangaroo rats
B/ Fennec fox
c/ Rhinoceros
Answer: A
11/ The only animal with a human-like larynx that can talk is:
A/ The Crow
B/ The Parrot
c/ The Raven
Answer: B
Written: February 12, 2023
Halloween Two Oh One Nine
By Franklin Price
10/31/2019
Halloween two-oh-one-nine
Not what it used to be
As when I trick or treated
And the candy was for me
There were no giant super stores
With costumes by the score
No internet, no Amazon
For delivery to my door
I wore a sheet, went as a ghost
For candy took a sack
Did not have an I-phone
That my parents then could track
When young, my siblings took me
Was the youngest of them all
They were too old to trick or treat
So they took me to the ball
They wore masks, just to please me,
To show me how to play the game
When doors were opened, with the candy,
They held their sacks to get the same
No one would refuse them
For they had a tyke in hand
And did not want soaped windows
Or a place for eggs to land
Today is so much different
Trick-or-treaters very few
Might be taken by a pervert
Maybe even poisoned too
Trust is there no longer
To trick or treat from door to door
Back in the day, when we got home,
Dumped our candy on the floor
Was not put there for inspection
But to see how we had fared
From the trick-or-treat providers
Who gave us goodies 'cause they cared
I can see those machines all standing in a row.
That is where so many gullible people go.
All of those fools enter hoping to strike gold.
They come in from the boardwalk and the winter’s cold.
The machines emit alluring sounds and lights.
I see people in front of them during days and nights.
What is dumped into those contraptions causes frights.
Victims insert all their money without regret.
Cash goes in, and promises are what they get.
Those mechanical thieves pay out parsimoniously.
They take advantage of human greed and gullibility.
It seems those gadgets will operate without end.
In time, folks will know they are not a friend.
Your mind games, are my gains, I sense when you play
your blind games, too mind change, Invent what you say
your mind aims, at my claims, too think the same way,
so I'm kind, as I find, we think just the same
and your game, is my gain, you're happy again
but your games, for your gains, I don't like the same,
think my brain, a blind brain, you take without shame,
I don't say, what I see, wait too see what you take,
and you take, all you take, thinking I don't see your game,
and I'm left, through your theft, without much remains
cus you take, and you take, without a thought in your brain,
do I trust, that you just, want the best for me aye
when I'm blind, it's your kind, cheat if you get away
In my hate, I don't wait, you're dumped, good day
Cobblestone Echoes
by Odin Roark
Ancient stone
keeper of darkness
of auras reaped from high seas
vast is your harvest
from earth rumblings beset by molten tears
to charred obsidian made hard
glass reflecting where primates once clamored upon
From paws a running
sniffed calloused drippings in peril
where sandal swathed footsteps
dodged blade and spear
as wash water dumped from high
added slippery footing for predators ever lustful
ever hungry
ever historic
Now the high noon of modern life
the wonder among your melodies
amidst recent fabrications emulating your path
you the wrinkled skin spirit of ancient masons
who served sun-baked feasts
from the past of pasts
Alas…
Genuine micro-canyons of irrigated seed and drift
send the spirits aloft from once grasses high
reminding us that while calendars may crumble
time’s enduring stone of old remains original
transcending the language of vowel and consonant
acknowledging the reach of sentient eye to eye
the whispered caress beneath a Nike sole
sharing the tongues of old
echoing the murmurs of weary travelers
the severed limbs of warriors
the rivers of plasma-red passion
polishing fossils within
within
within
Yet many choose faking Nature’s setting
even making ready counterfeit copies
to pacify the blind living without preference
massaging serpentine monsters of ignorance
whose Gucci laced feet now prance upon this facsimile
sold as make-believe
glittering’s bondage
hidden in fakery
having not a clue of the Carthaginians
or Mediterranean isles of blood and sweat
from whence it all came
For like Rodeo Drive’s cobblestone plazas
where modern celebrity prisons of today
masquerade as credible reality for borrowed tomorrows
knockoff décor identity everlasting
unaware their own history
reaches inevitable fade out
may never know the hidden messages
Perhaps…
The subtle cacophony of shadow and whisper
cobblestone’s enigmatic infernal
made orchestral for those who can hear
those who dare see through the darkness
those who can be moved and touched by
shadowed silence protected with truth
will experience the magic
How few seem to hear the deafening message
A loner walks down lover’s street
Passing by all the vendors where they used to eat
And all the big green bushes where they used to play hide and seek
And lookin at our bench where they carved their initials and kissed
Oh my knees get sooo week
Each time i pass that park adjacent creek
All those years i gave to you were waste
You packed it up and left me in haste
I did nothing wrong
I’m now in agony
All I can do is write a sad song
About how you abandoned me
My momma told me my love’s frivolous
Nobody was good enough for her baby boy
I told her what we had was marvelous
Yet you broke my heart like your old favourite toy
I look through the evidence and cant figure out why
Each night spent with you was such a high
Then you never even said goodbye
You burnt my heart, I take it to the surgeons to debride
But there was no healthy tissue left for them to find
The grass was green and the temp was 24
I breathed in the clean air and picked up my phone
There’s nothing better than being 22 in love
Unless you’re 22 and you’ve just been dumped
I grieved the future i dreamed for us
We would have happiness and been joyous so much
And the three kids we could have had
If only you were better than bad
Our first date you gave me a red rose
We spoke and discovered we shared the same favourite shows
Now that rose has nothing but thorns
Your love bomb has now left me love-lorn
We never worked in tandem
All our supposed fate was quite random
Return my heart, whats your ransom?
I guarantee you’ll never find another quite as handsome
No matter how much you would search
You’ll never find another who’ll love you as much
At night you are the actress starring in my dreams
I see you and then I promptly scream
“Did you even know you were the yang to my yin”
But everytime i see you now I remember how much of you I miss
Daddy says,” Its gonna be ok son”
But how will it be fine if i just lost the one
I see you now and then in our favourite restaurant
You come with your fiance and then your big rock you flaunt
I wish I wouldn’t see your face
But our are simply sooo intertwined
You get married like its a race
I am gonna be eternally behind
His wheelbarrow wobbled
Across the broken sidewalk
Toward the job site
Where the work was
Some girls in yellow taxis rode by and whistled at his tanned arms.
His brown boots got chalked
as he scuttled and scooted
The heavy load
And he thought about her
Again
He was so clean and polished last night
When they sat down for dinner
Around perfect white cloths
So uncomfortable for him
Only to hear her say,”I’m leaving.”
Her skin was like a pond in the morning
Before anything was awake.
Her eyes were like Grecian isles
Even her nose was a perfectly acute angled
Piece of her face.
He was a bricklayer and knew his place.
And he would never ever get to kiss her face
Again.
So today he dumped out his wheelbarrow full of bricks and started building his walls again.
Like winds incessant through the night
and torrents dumped from darkened clouds,
the storm raged on without contrite
my anguish hid ‘neath subtle shrouds.
A storm like this I’ve never seen
in my whole lifetime to be sure
when hot converging airs convene;
‘tis more than one should e’er endure.
But now at dawn an eerie calm
as sun peeks out and shadows cast,
and nature sings its Sunday psalm;
the mayhem seeming to have passed.
Yet as I look around the room
belongings scattered everywhere;
my treasures past have met their doom,
been tossed about without a care.
My heart is crushed, left in a void,
its pieces scattered on the floor;
like trees blown down, my life destroyed
as she walked out and slammed the door.
October 26, 2020
What’s a lovely girl like you doing in a dump like this.
I own it.
That course I took is working well.
Was that the diplomatic course.
It was, have you been on it.
Have I asked you any stupid questions.
Not yet, but give it time.
Ask me another question.
What’s your name.
Sonya.
You’re kidding, did your parents not like you.
Did you actually attend that course?
Well, i sort of started the online application, but this **** site popped up, and I got distracted.
Did anything else pop up.
That’s quite witty, Sonya.
It wasn’t meant to be. I was meaning, did any religious sites pop up.
Well, they do say God works in mysterious ways. So I’m thinking he came through as busty Bertha from Berlin.
Are you a bit rusty chatting up women?
Well, I have just come out of a long term relationship.
Sorry to hear that, how long were you together.
A week.
Wish I hadn’t asked now. Was that a full week.
Well, a week is a week.
Not necessarily, it might have been Saturday, Sunday.
I suppose so.
So was it.
No, it was Wednesday, Saturday.
So technically it was four days.
If you want to be pedantic about it.
What about your relationship before that.
Eight days.
What’s your longest relationship.
Three weeks.
That must have seemed like a marriage to you.
Actually, my wife died tragically.
I’m really sorry, that was insensitive of me.
Only kidding, Sonya, she ran off with the window cleaner. The windows have never recovered.
My God, you’re a train wreck.
You want to be on that train, don’t you, Sonya.
I do, I actually want to go out with you. Why the hell do I want to go out with you.
Well Sonya, if you don’t go out with me. Then one fine day you’ll marry this boring guy, and I’ll be at the back of your mind.
But in my mind, I’ve already dumped you.
Not necessarily Sonya, this could be a match made in heaven.
It won't be, I’ve already known you five minutes, and already you’re doing my head in.
Well that is a sort of relationship, is it not.
I suppose so. I don’t even know your name.
It’s Paul.
Paul, did your parents not like you.
Do you see what you did there, Sonya?
OMG, I’ve become you, how the hell did that happen.
I’m not sure Sonya, maybe we shouldn’t go out together.
No, we must, it’s like I need to go out with you for my sanity’s sake.
Okay Sonya, pick you up at eight tomorrow night...