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Premium Member Mayor Cat

Mayor Cat held the alley in high regard.
He rarely went out, it was bizarre in the yard.
Hey Grandpa! One of the disrespectful said.
Maybe you’ll fall out of the window and land on your head!

His grandmother cat boxed that Tom’s ears so hard.
We could hear his dendrites knocking all over the yard.
He had to apologize to Mayor Cat in a kindly way.
It made the rest of us smile a bit the rest of the day.

Mayor Cat had been ruling Cat City for some time.
No one gave him a hard time; he was regarded sublime.
The mama kitties made their young ones behave well
When Mayor Cat was watching them from his window sill.

They minded their manners, they said yes ma’am and no sir.
Mayor Cat watched them silently without comment or purr.
They knew better than to make a bullying meow 
Except for the newest cat who got his ears boxed just now.
cat
Form: Rhyme


The Dive

I wanted to find freedom 
To be all by myself 
To do the things I’d love to do
Put nothing on the shelf 
And then, at last I found her
She was awesome, she was fun
She took me here and overthrew
‘What worries? I had none!’
I did everything my heart craved for
Life was beautiful and cool
But then, I started noticing 
Freedom used me like a tool
She became too disrespectful 
Spoke to me like I was a child
I didn’t like her anymore 
I found her a bit too wild
She left me quite exhausted 
And also unfulfilled 
I got what I was craving 
But my longings were not stilled
I longed for what I needed 
So I took another dive 
But now with a much better goal
The true purpose of my life.

Wendy Nipas
Form: Ballad

Two Types of Idiots

The first type are vulgars.
They think they are different from others.
They are pretty disrespectful.
They think not, but their humour is dreadful.
They are narcissist, who are so full of themselves.
They live in a blur of media,ans think they are superior than everybody else.
They badmouth their friends behind their back.
They want to be accepted and that's their lack.

The second type are the purest and most innocent soups on the earth.
First of all, your act is absurd.
What's the point of pretending to be nice?
I bet this masquerade will cost a heavy price.
Do you think sacrificing makes you look cool?
Let me make this clear, you're just a stupid fool.
You think this is how you were born?
Darling, you're completely wrong.

These were the two types of idiots.
They think their reality is too hideous.
Of course it is, but not as their fake personality.
Stop trying to fit in, and don't hide your bad qualities.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Drunken Sailor

I heard Congress was spending money like a drunken sailor
And I thought this was disrespectful
Congress spends like they are obsessed
For the future they’re neglectful

It’s disrespectful to drunken sailors
It is totally wrong what they say
Drunken sailors never spent 
Assuming their grandchildren would pay

I was once a drunken sailor
And you know what’s really funny
I always stopped spending
Whenever I ran out of money

Congress are elitist bastards
So let this story be known
When drunken sailors spent that money
They only spent their own.

Congress has no conscience
Part of the political machines
They can spell INTEGRITY
But they don’t know what it means

I’d rather be a drunken sailor
And spend only what I amass
Than to spend it like a congressman
And be a horse’s (OH!! You know what I mean) 

BMC Vince Suzadail Jr USNR-Ret.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Watch Out For First Impressions

blonde hair
an immediate impression
for some a happy, marvelous one
others immediately look for prissy, or a snob
Some think she must be a lively dancer

red hair
an immediate impression
for some a wild, crazy, wonton woman
others think she must be a liar, a thief,
some think reliable, dependable, trustworthy 

brunette hair
an immediate impression
For some a disrespectful, mean-spirited wench
others think she must be loving and caring
Some think she’s probably got the best sense of humor

First impressions.
It behooves us to become aware of them.
We immediately have feelings that may in no way
make any sense at all.
Isn’t it time we gave everyone a fresh start
in spite of our first impressions?


Premium Member The Worst Page In the Dictionary

One page of the dictionary is worst of all, 
Every word typed on it is bad.
The words on this page are totally outrageous, 
Leaves us bitter; all hurt, vexed and mad.

The words are disgusting, totally disgraceful, 
They should never see the light of day,
They’re completely dishonest in all that they mean, 
Should be ripped up and thrown away.

Others are disingenuous, distrusted, and disloyal, 
They’re disobedient in how they all sound,
Disrespectful when used, disorganised when needed, 
And disliked right down to the ground.

This page of the dictionary it disses on everything,
Disses all that I like about word.
This page has anti words covering its face, 
This page is completely absurd.
Form: Quatrain

Break Up

Respectfully, I'm about to be disrespectful because my feelings are hurt, being treated like dirt, and stepped on for the last time
It's okay because I know how to turn dirt into soil and plant growth, flowers from the lessons learned
Your savagery won't be used for your advantage this time
On a heartbreak, heartache, heart attack tour but this time my soul cries happy tears
You can be sad and cry since your footstool has been removed
Respectfully, when you fall, I won't be there to pick you up, because I end up getting hurt too
When you reminisce about what you lost over my love letters, I hope you get a paper cut
That cuts deeper than you sliced me open
I opened up the home of my mind and you put your muddy shoes all over everything white
Now little dark footprints are creeping through my thoughts, and you get mad at my villain arc like it's not what you taught me
I'm sorry to everyone who feels the residual residue from my salty tears
But hey, everything tastes better with a little seasoning right
Respectfully, you can eat your heart out and kick rocks
Don't ask me to kick it anymore because you're lonely 
Your independence is showing and everyone can see it's only pretending
Guess I'll give you credit for being such a great actor because you had me fooled
Or was I so broken you didn't see a person just a tool
Well, I'm exciting stage left, I'm not going to wait for you to walk out my life only to return two days later asking for a sequel
I would say goodbye forever but that would be too nice
There isn't anything good about your intentions
So, just bye forever
p.s. your fake smile has taught be how to laugh about the truth...
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Q-U-I Quit

Quiet!
Quotients
Quiz. . .

               ~Quantophrenia!

Quiet!
Quiz—
Quantify
Quotients. . .

               ~Question!

Quest :)

               ~Quantulate
               Quotients'
               Quantuplicity?

Quite!

Quiet,
Quiz—
Quantify
Quotients. . .

               ~Quisquilious
               Quiz!

Quiet,
Quoz!!!

               (laughter erupts)
               ~Quirky
               Quadragenarian
               Quipped
               "Quoz"!!!

Quit
Quackling!!!

               (chanting)
               ~Quirky
               Quasimodo!
               Quelch,
               Quash,
               Quell—
               Quirky
               Queasy
               Quizzes!!!

Quiet!!!
Quiet!!!

               ~Quirky
               Quasimodo!
               Quelch,
               Quash,
               Quell—
               Quirky
               Queasy
               Quizzes!!!

Quiet!!!
Quelch,
Quash,
Quell—
Quisquous
Querulists!!!

               ~Quirky
               Quadragenarian
               Quipped
               "Quisquous
                Querulists"!!!

Q U I E T ! ! !
Q U I E T ! ! !

(school bell rings)

               ~Queue,
               Quicksticks!

Q-U-I. . .
QUIT!





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01/23/2020

Poetry form: Alliteration - Each poem in my Alliterative Alphabet Series describes conversations between two or more people while only using words that start with or sound like the first letter of the title of the poem. I’m publishing the poems as I write them on Wattpad.com, not necessarily in alphabetical order. My goal is to write at least 26 poems to cover each letter of the alphabet. I hope you find the concept interesting, maybe even clever. Most of all I hope you enjoy them :) 

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© Mark Toney  Create an image from this poem.

Angel and a Devil Is With What I Wrestle

10/17/16


Back to the fundamentals
It's been happening worldwide, continental

Wilted leaves and healthy flower petals
Amid Large boulders or tiny pebbles
Among soft to hard metals

The rain at times may be gentle or torrential

Call it quintessential
Way before fishing vessels
Or the use of any mortar and pestle
Since the dawn of time, it's been rather elemental
Regarding anything existential
Some things were on purpose or accidental

On my shoulders an angel and a devil
Is with what I wrestle

Times may get stressful
But If you want to be successful
Focus on what is important, don't be forgetful
Or too fretful
Take some risks and try to reach another level

Buildings and bodies considered temples
Take care of what you love, don't be neglectful

Something special and sentimental
Sat atop a trestle

Eggs and animals with speckles
Humans with moles and freckles

Certain meals cooked with fennel
Or lentils
While using cooking utensils

With or without a stencil
Messages and art done in many ways, some used pencil

Near are far away from where very few or a vast amount of people settled
In some areas are plants like nettles
And many animals currently nestled
When we walk or run by an insect does the ground quake and tremble?

Files stored away classified as "confidential"
Sometimes just one or several

At times events occurred that were coincidental
And rather monumental

Many festivals
Where people revel
During a day so eventful

Materials and so much more being disassembled
For reasons considered scientific and experimental

Continually money being embezzled
In ways that are disrespectful and vengeful

By: Dalton Ogletree
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Mischief

We partake of a sonnet, it soars, it amazes
It can take us on flights that inspire, upraise us
A great sonnet's romantic and beauteous, you see
It is written by Shelley or Donne, not by Stooges, the Three

Lovely damsels, brave heroes ignite our true passion
We all thrill to their exploits, as villains they smash in
The pure rhyme, the bold reason, will cause us to swoon
As we sip lemonade from a straw in a hammock in June...
 
What is wrong with this portrait, you ask -- innocent
It's idyllic and charming, for sure Heaven-sent
Wings of angels are beating in time to its rhyme 
A melodious Harmony, Syncopated in time   

Well, I'm sorry to tell you the news, so sit down
~ There are no sonnets on Facebook, C'mon!


           September 16, 2018
           "Sonnet" - whose last couplet does not actually rhyme
                           and is rather disrespectful to the hallowed form, at best
Form: Sonnet

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