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Still wrestling with impasse to contentmentStill wrestling with impasse to contentment
Dispense sing with fidelity blithely agog
just me and mine dark shadow
slinking along outer limits of
the edge of night doth blog
passivity, the path
of least resistance ohm my dog,
shocking...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, abuse, adventure, beauty, body, christmas, desire, father
Form:
Rhyme
How I Got Richer and What I Did NextHow I Got Richer and What I Did Next
I struck a sly deal with some Wall Street investors.
I shorted 'em stocks that didn't exist!
But they got me back (those post-empty-nesters)
by making fake deals I couldn't...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, allegory, funny, heaven, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The Bailout Ballad - the Layman's LamentOne day not long past our economy faltered
And wouldn’t improve if our course were unaltered.
'Cause we buy stuff at Wal-Mart (where things are dirt cheap)
'Cause they buy from China (treats workers like sheep
(So farmers left...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, business, humor, humorous, money, political, satire,
Form:
Couplet
Attitude with latitudeAttitude with latitude
originally written January 19th, 2019
and tension defines the dynamic
Valiant prince sip pulled effort
rebuffed, snubbed, thumbed
courtesy eldest daughter
uncontested vainglorious woke
mine genuine apology,
viz sincerely yours truly
psyche asper paternal overture
toward aforementioned offspring
smitten with opprobrium
figuratively smacked upside...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, abuse, anger, anxiety, betrayal, family, father daughter,
Form:
Free verse
Neigh say being corralled and cult shodNeigh say being corralled & cult shod
"Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis"
translation = thus always I
bring death to tyrants.”
Above the fray of twittering,
squabbling, and madding crowds,
an arrogantly belligerent creature deified,
yet vilified...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, 12th grade, age, allusion, america, fate, history,
Form:
Free verse
My jubilant latent, nascent poetic tribute to black history monthMy jubilant latent, nascent poetic tribute to black history month
Which acknowledgement ought to be year round,
similar to altruistic, humanistic, and philanthropic
unconditional acceptance and respect
crafted with the following words
mostly written January 23rd, 2023,
cuz I, (a...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, abuse, africa, age, america, anger, betrayal, black
Form:
Free verse
Richard Mcgeehan PoemRichard Mcgeehan Poem
Poetic license I employ
to match inventive
wisdom and witticism
regarding (brother in law of mine
husband of eldest sister of same)
interspersing, initiating, incorporating
fabrication whenever possible,
and only the subject himself
can discern fact from fiction
and get a...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, adventure, age, anniversary, appreciation, birthday, celebration, confidence,
Form:
Free verse
Severe Surge Regarding Thou Shalt Not Kill ViolationsSevere surge regarding thou shalt not kill violations
Fifth commandment breached regularly
epidemic of gun violence in America
bullets fly, scream and tear into flesh
senseless rampant mass killings
rip across fabric of society
buzzfeeding, jump/kickstarting,
paradigm of mortality.
Since January first
two...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, 12th grade, 1st grade, age, america, anger,
Form:
Rhyme
Easter as interpreted by oneEaster as interpreted by one...
rebated, rebelled, rebirthed, rebooted,
and rebuked courtesy
one ill shod Unitarian atheist,
who means NOT to affect
any sacrilegious fallout
nor offend devoutly religious
man, woman, or child,
when the most important
Christian holiday notated,...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, adventure, bible, celebration, christian, easter, family, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Urgent Message To Send Mephistophelian Madman Back To Stone AgeThough I wrote no book
attention summoned to look
at following--->>>
Urgent message – to send Mephistophelian madman back to stone age
predicated upon past and present, I gauge
will offer ogre golden opportunity
to rewrite anarchistic playbook...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, abuse, america, bullying, conflict, dark, depression, evil,
Form:
Rhyme
Circa February 12th, 2122 10:30 PmCirca February 12th, 2122 ~ 10:30 PM
Equals twenty one thirty 22:30 military time
future time traveler looks back one century ago,
oceanic waterways overladen with green slime,
yours truly attempted crafting id est feeble rhyme
far from madding crowd,...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, absence, age, celebration, dark, destiny, fantasy, heaven,
Form:
Rhyme
Future Time Traveler Looks Back One Century AgoFuture time traveler looks back one century ago
The following poem tweaked
courtesy original author who crafted
literary endeavor some couple years ago.
Now circa August 20th, 2122,
or 1930 military time,
yours truly attempted
drafting id est feeble...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, adventure, anniversary, appreciation, august, celebrity, crazy, destiny,
Form:
Rhyme
Adolescent infatuations never consummatedAdolescent infatuations...never consummated
Greetings reader from a cross between an aging seventy inch long (ringing ding dong) haired pencil necked geek and a Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe; meaning yours truly actually a virtually married Pennsylvania man,...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Future time traveler looks back one century agoFuture time traveler looks back one century ago
I exhibit health and virility at one hundred and
64 years astride planet earth, whereby spouse,
(who remained married to yours truly for about
one century – which elapsed in...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, absence, adventure, anniversary, birth, celebration, cool, dad,
Form:
Free verse
Espousing Irreverent GreedEspousing irreverent greed
Crafted one year ago today
yours truly – hopefully self plagiarism okay
worse case scenario,
I would meet ill fate re: kenway
named after Assassin Creed
Black Flag's protagonist.
"Yo, I totally Kenwayed that guy."
by...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, abuse, adventure, age, anger, betrayal, conflict, divorce,
Form:
Rhyme
Easter As Interpreted By OneEaster as interpreted by one...
rebated, rebirthed rebooted, and rebuked
ill shod Unitarian atheist
Though avast percentage
of stonehenge temple piloted ghosts,
harking back millennia
constantly zip unseen thru aerospace,
they unwittingly espy
woolly sheep hush fleeced herd
profoundly religious peep pulls
plodding fast as...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, allegory, angel, appreciation, body, celebration, creation, easter,
Form:
Free verse
Lima Describe How Yours Truly Went Peru ZingLima describe how yours truly went Peru zing...
thru truckloads of his personal communiqués broadcast
(methinks quite some years ago) across world wide web,
but now still smarting from selfishness, I feel quite aghast.
Yes practically every word
needs be...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, absence, conflict, emotions, family, heartbroken, horror, integrity,
Form:
Rhyme
Montgomery County Pennsylvania Housing Choice VoucherMontgomery County Pennsylvania housing choice voucher...
eligibility predicated upon mandatory fingerprinting
Courtesy anticipatory anxiety
breeds palmar hyperhidrosis
(i.e. hands adrip
with profuse perspiration)
honest to dog truthfully
most inconvenient malady
holds Earthling (yours truly)
in precarious emotional balance
me silently screaming
against ill fated physiological disorder
also...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, angel, celebration, happy, home, husband, miracle, places,
Form:
Free verse
Children of Entitlement
They won't let us have
the same things ...
things that once was given to them
They say we deserve it not,
because we're of the rejected seed ---
those who drew the accursed lot
They know who they be,
them who...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, black african american, perspective, race, truth, ,
Form:
Narrative
Dear Life, I Love You SoIf anybody ever asks me about my feelings and thoughts about Life,
I would tell them how and when it all started, meeting you, that is.
I would tell them the place where and how and to...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, life, love, thanks,
Form:
Free verse
Overzealousness and AssiduousnessOverzealousness and assiduousness...
now propels yours truly towards restitution
courtesy sophisticated mountebank,
whose criminal mind
filched mine banknotes
rationed for when I exhibit decrepitude.
Cutthroat robber baron
re: newly minted vandal
an alumni matriculated
from school for scandal
a sheep in wolf's clothing
said culprit I...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, angel, anger, anxiety, appreciation, bereavement, best friend,
Form:
Rhyme
Please Do Not Weep For MePlease do not weep for me!
(alternately titled: dost newt expend
precious tears toward pitiful poet!)
Intense passion to read
doth foster divine enlightenment...
Also simultaneously, albeit instantaneously
triggering brutal mind-numbing self awareness
starkly underscoring how existence (mine)
devoid scant trace
positive life enhancing...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, 12th grade, betrayal, grief, irony, perspective, self,
Form:
Free verse
Forever doomed to reside at 2 Highland Manor DriveForever doomed to reside at 2 Highland Manor Drive
A worse fate than death being hull hive,
I just realized after a surprise inspection
our opportunity to relocate cursed
after yours truly and the missus
subjected to vitriolic wrath
(okay hyperbole...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, anger, angst, community, discrimination, fate, fear, grave,
Form:
Free verse
Dis Dada's Dutiful Toothfairy Daze(dirty dental deeds done dirt cheap,
yet...aye value, treasure, revere...those
loosely fading cutting edge com man
dubble size memories.)
(Witch role an
unavoidable mandatory phase),
that nowadays breaks the piggybank
like a dropped...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th grade, absence,
Form:
Epic
Angel of Mercy Please IntercedeAngel of mercy please intercede
Weakest most lame specimen
among human breed
control of my life I willingly concede
wordless son of a gun fires off
following capricious poetic deed
done dirt cheap while
traveling highway to hell
the speed...
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Categories:
dirt cheap, 12th grade, adventure, angel, atheist, blessing, december,
Form:
Rhyme