Long Choc Poems
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Enticed by his faceted aspects
Political points show his honour
Policies opposed, David contests
Left wing woke folk admonished
Rawness of broad topics examined
Cowboy stories of recent history
Scenarios derived from within
Issues which play contemporary
David flavoured, his firm essence
Infuses my little with his lot
I honestly struggle to explain this
... never missed what I don't got
.. A man who won't take crap
Shallow hits roll off his jaw
My bull wouldn't just lapse -
He'd bleed it dry, peace restored
Faceless man tells me myriads
Written by unwavered conviction
Marathon stamina poem olympian
I, willing victim to his inflictions
Dreaming of David, strange concept
- exclusive, by myself for eight years
It's a choice to remain alone, heart kept
Relic packed away, oddly he endears
Hard nosed refusal to enter this century
Old school stance pings my deepest vibe
Unreasonable, how much it means to me
To absorb the jib of David 's scribe
Around three years his senior
In virus time, located overseas
I fixate on his strong demeanour
In lurid choc chip fantasies
12th September 2020
I somehow or other inadvertently
found myself watching
The Muppets Most Wanted
movie today
And I tell you what I was genuinely
pleasantly surprised
Because it didn't half really make me
proper belly laugh out loud
So much so I would happily give
it 5 stars
And strongly recommend it to anyone
who currently finds themselves in need
of cheering up
Because it is if nothing else choc full of
childish jokes with a wicked sense of humor
Which should help bring a smile to the
face of whomever takes the time to
watch it
And hopefully in doing so in some
small way
May make your day a tiny little bit better
than it was before
And who doesn't want that
I was sitting in my room,
Looking at the stars,
When all of a sudden,
I thought I saw Mars,
I went out of the house,
And looked all around,
I got into my rocket ship,
Straight off the ground.
Milky Way Dairy,
Here I come,
My pockets are full,
To spend on my tum.
Oh, gosh how many
People are here,
Guess I’ll have to queue,
That’s pretty clear
I got out of my ship,
And saw the rotator,
I turned and saw a
Wow kind of waiter,
A strange looking alien,
And laden with shakes,
And to my relief,
I also see choc. Flakes!
The stools are actually ,
Floating in mid-air,
And the waiters mingle
Around, with such flair.
I say to the waiter I’ll
Have a Sundae, Oh
Never mind,
Make that a Monday!
What a menu this is,
And oh what a choice,
After spending my money
I’ll have no voice!
But truly folks,
The Milky Way is a treat,
And you come by Rocket ship,
Such a cool feat!
Take the family there,
And on arrival you’ll find,
A Drive-thru and menu
That’s One of a kind!
So first take a left,
And then a sharp right,
And the Milky way Dairy,
Is almost in sight!
And there in the skies,
And amongst all the stars,
Lies a dream world of Sundaes,
Flakes and Milky bars.
I entered this contest yesterday as a re-post but noticed today it was not on my list of poems so did the necessary.
Re-entry from a posted poem from APRIL 2019
POEM COMPETITION : Nonsense Rhyme Poetry Contest
Sponsor : Charles Messina
2021/09/12
I do truly love my ice cream
nowadays so much of a choice
so many flavours dark and light
but there's one that's my Rolls Royce
This one's the one I always ask for
not every cafe has it in stock
sometimes very hard to find
when one has it causes me a shock
It's especially great with strong taste
O forgot to say my fav's coconut
real so cool succulent and cold
even helps me talk when I stutt
My fav places to get this speciality
without fail in Southport's Lord street
also at Kilmarnock my old home town
these two can never ever be beat
Don't like the ones mixed with choc
it's got to be real coconut so pure
have to go now feel urge come on
coconut ice cream there's really no cure
(My favourite ice cream is super duper Coconut, Southport and Kilmarnock are in the UK.)
What‘s better than a biscuit?
Hard to debunk
Treasure trunk funk
Should you let
It get wetter
Would you dare risk it?
The trick a quick dunk
Or could flunk..flick..kerplunk..
Mushy chunk sunk..messy junk
Slushy slunk..in the tea you drunk
So at your leisure
Pleasure one’s self
Don’t regret your stealth
Forget your health
Wealth beset on the shelf
So feeling restive?
Yearn for a digestive?
Appealing…suggestive
No shock..dark choc
What else will cut the mustard
With a brew…for a few bob
Recurring theme..does seem
Will always dream
About a custard cream
Almost sob…as I Lob
A hob-nob in me gob
Ta pour more cha
In fine fettle
Be a slob
Turn on the kettle
Bickies in the jar
On the sofa settle
Sins within tins
Spurn concern
Ignore the racket
As
Hats do doff
Knew from the off
On a roll
The sole goal
Quaff another cuppa
Down your cake hole
Scoff the whole packet!
Choc A Little Or Chocolate With Kittens
Warm sweet chocolate, creamy smooth
Cools off in aluminum baking trays
Laid out on the kitchen table on display
Gentle little paws dip cautiously at first
Test the gooey surface
Kittens waste no time, become immersed in brown sauce
Soft fury white things, warm pink bellies, pounce
Jump at the chance for mischief in the deep sweet
Roll around in chocolate
How neat!
Kittens lick their paws; make cute mew sounds with tiny lips
Unable to make mature meow inflections yet
Mother cat watches, stretches in a yawn, meows back
Helps them to master their language skills with another “meow”
As they mew some more, prance about, turning another color
Staring at two white shells
I am wondering on what should ones mind dwell
Saying goodbye to mama wasn't easy
neither was it easy to say hello to you GOD
I've been so loud with not being blamed
I couldn't see my pride before the fall
I am so vain
I just couldn't see the stain
being cynical was suppose to bring relief to the pain
smiling should have brought sunshine after the rain
but crying on the inside of me has stolen my sanity
thoughts of the end of the line has cross my mind
reality wasn't really a good friend of mine
while these crocodile tears gave new life to a lie
my wife could see this fool is about to die
so she threw a prayer out to YOU for me
I didn't see YOU coming
in fact I didn't see YOU in truth
now I am standing at the edge of my youth
at the edge just slipping and lost
why are YOU even concerned with me
the one who cried wolf was in bigger need than me
I am just a disabled prick thinking
of eating away at my guilt
guilt of shelfisness,pride,stubborness and vanity
why didn't YOU wipe me out already
I am just dust
YOU have the whole world in your hands
no need to listen to my petty demands
just let me sink in the quick sands
standing at the cross roads
and it's getting lonely
I miss being really happy
it's like real ice-cream with a choc flake
it will melt away all the hurt for sure
sitting it just moved past three in the morning
what ghastly hour to still be awake
conversations with GOD in it I gladly partake
only HE can spot a brother who is for real from a fake...
There is such colour all around
in this spring time of the year
looking out high above Windermere
indeed these colours are so clear
So many lovely shades out there
among the woods see many a tree
dark and light among the leaves
such beauty there for eyes to see
What contrast this does bring
against backdrop of the lake
sit and enjoy such peaceful scene
hold the moment with nice choc flake
There's so many shades of green
so special in light of midday sun
you can't begin to explain it's splendour
as it leaves you in state of stun
In light of all this beauty
how can one deny God's design?
no man could make all this
it's signature is simply divine
(Having spent a few days around Lake Windermere last year staying in hotel based up high above in the hills behind the lake itself showing such brilliant greenery in the woods and hills around the area, so gave me inspiration to write this as looking out from my room window was breathtaking and inspirational, a real poets paradise)
OLD MA.
Old Ma always gave the kids a nice treat
Always nuts and never anything sweet
But they soon found out why
Nuts were in great supply
Choc nut bars she'd only suck cos no teeth...
NO HIDING PLACE.
An old gangster robbed a bank and he ran
Flew out from Canada then onto Japan
The Mounties tracked him down
In old Tokyo Town
He was caught cos they always get their man...
A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION
Went to a posh restaurant called Vicars
A girl walked out the loo, there were titters
Her face turned a bright red
At what's every girls dread
She'd gone and tucked her dress down her knickers...
DOMINATRIX.
A dominatrix from the state of Maine
Enjoyed hanky panky out in the rain
She'd use a leather fetter
T'would shrink as it got wetter
And her clients would pass out with the pain..
A FRIEND IN NEED.
The outback two mates went to catch a 'roo
One got cut short and said "I need the loo"
A spider crawled up his knee
As he was starting to pee
And bit him hard on his digeridoo...
His mate phoned the flying doctor who said
"Suck out the Poison if it has turned red"
He thought to himself no way
His mate said "well what's he say?"
He said "in 'bout half an hour you'll be dead" ...
LOST THEIR WAY. For Gershon Wolf
Geese flew south they were honking and hinking
Snow storm came they were blinded and blinking
They had no way of knowing
Where the hell they were going
To see them sway you'd think they'd been drinking...
Written 21st October 2020.
Easter time for so many is real fun
well so many think that's so
the real true meaning has got lost
among the choc eggs on the show
To me Easter reminds me of a man
who lived in Israel 2000 years ago
he was human but claimed to be God
having twin natures fully to grow
Despite the good that he displayed
the ordinary man's understanding of him
was zero because of his original sin
having minds that were somewhat dim
This man was Jesus the son of God
who mankind wanted to be dead
so on Calvary's cross was crucified
the one who was the living bread
But after three days in the grave
this Jesus arose in risen power
showing victory over death no less
this indeed was God's finest hour
The power of Christ overcame death
being the true Easter message to me
showing that one day I'll rise from death
in Christ's power face to face Jesus I'll see