Long Chaps Poems
Long Chaps Poems. Below are the most popular long Chaps by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Chaps poems by poem length and keyword.
Gluttonous Connoisseur of Ethnic Culinary Cuisines
Yours truly would never be confused for a gourmand, nevertheless I could enjoy experiencing taste testing select food samples if offered an opportunity of attending a fancy feast viz smörgåsbord, whereby oral indulgence would arouse,...
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Categories:
chaps, addiction, appreciation, birthday, blessing, chicago, dream, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Food glorious food
Food glorious food
Asia generic guy gastronomy (and how gourmet foods eat destructively clearly beyond any) excess enthusiasm, the necessity to feed and clothe this lean mean exercising machine gunning corporeal essence christened Matthew Scott Harris...
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Categories:
chaps, 12th grade, adventure, america, appreciation, blessing, celebration,
Form:
Rhyme
Uncle Arthur
‘She’s on again - the annual campin’ trip regatta,
and we’ve got ourselves together for our plans to Wonnangatta.
The high country; you can’t beat it for the peace and quiet
unless of course some plans get...
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Categories:
chaps, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Alexa echo rocks ages of generations!
Alexa echo rocks ages of generations!
The species and genus
known as Homo sapiens
predominated across the webbed wide world
for tens of thousands of years
until many brain children teamed together,
(though nevertheless select individuals
such as Fred Flintstone and Barney...
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Categories:
chaps, adventure, age, allusion, america, appreciation, atheist, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Call Me Tex
When I was just a teenage lad, and growing up out west
I never wore a cowboy hat or fancy leather vests,
never put on cowboy boots or western shirts with snaps,
never wore tooled leather belts, much...
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Categories:
chaps, home, humorous, me, satire, , western,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Why Dot Won'T Leave the Farm
Dot Blogs she was a buxom lass and hefty heifer too
who married Bobby Eugene Blows when she was twenty- two.
They lived upon a dairy farm alongside Boggy Creek
and milked a hundred fresian cows …...
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Categories:
chaps, humorous, night, old, life, night, old, wine,
Form:
Rhyme
Primrose Hill Remembered
On reflection, I find myself within these walls for having played the game of mans false testimony, I chose to take the blame. I asked a great teacher, one of so many, to share with...
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Categories:
chaps, dream, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Of course Fairy Tales can come true Daws
Have I done something wrong..8 long years..regretted being forsaken not feted..more pong than gong it appears
Charismatic Selectors mistaken..phlegmatic..enigmatic or erratic
Dramatic not pragmatic nor didactic tactic
Despite the fans throng that he does belong
After an en song...
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Categories:
chaps, sports,
Form:
Rhyme
Why We Don'T Visit Jane Anymore
Why We Don’t Visit Jane Anymore
By Elton Camp
We haven’t seen Jane in a year
Her house is fairly close to here
It is getting harder to find a ruse
Her invitations to politely refuse
She tells to us over...
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Categories:
chaps, funnyhouse, dog, dog, house,
Form:
Rhyme
My Dear Little Boy
My dear little boy, I’ve a question, you see
Just what in this world do you want to be?
Mommy, I would like to be,
A little boy high on the sea.
In a pirate ship with adventures...
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Categories:
chaps, adventure, childhood, imagination, me, me, planet, boy,
Form:
Rhyme
Eight Seconds To Glory
The hustle and bustle as I get ready to ride My leather chaps at my side The announcer telling stories about my ride About the only bull that no one can ride Yeah...
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Categories:
chaps, adventure, animal,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Kout Gogga Mogga
we saw nothing
but elbows
and heard the fist pounding
the skin.
their long black and brown
leather coats hide what they
were doing
the cries of the men
on the ground
could be heard all the way
at my room
when I got their
the...
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Categories:
chaps, culture, guitar, music, slam, sports,
Form:
Ballad
The Dancing: Revisited
RIP is what they wrote above me,
But that hasn't put an end to this thing.
The bugger's still up there happily,
Prancing and dancing,
And I can't get any sleep!
If I could get out of this box of...
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Categories:
chaps, allusion, analogy, angst, anxiety, dance, death, metaphor,
Form:
Rhyme
ya'lls bout rassling
Larghissimo
very slowly; slower than largo Capsaicin
protect the legs of cowboys while
riding horses and when walking
through rough...
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Categories:
chaps, film, music, sports,
Form:
Ballad
Wild Woman of the West
I dress the way I do on stage
To transport you to another age
Where wild women of the west
Proved they stood among the best
They rode boot to boot along side the men
Riding broncs to hell &...
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Categories:
chaps, cowboy-western, history, life, people, women, magic, me,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Take Nothing For Granted
Take nothing for granted, little kids,
It was library day for our kids,
Lateral epic lit. for the kids,
The kids' librarian was off her tits,
Reading new wave epic lit.,
Such as "Paddington got Pissed,"
Then there was a new...
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Categories:
chaps, books, children, dog, farewell, children, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Free verse
Learning To Cowboy
He grew one of them bushy mustaches
like Sam Elliot wears under his nose
Bought him some fancy duds from Cabela's
sure looked spiffy in his Buckaroo clothes
Alligator skin boots and silver spurs
thought he looked like all them...
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Categories:
chaps, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Dodging Lighting and Riding Thunder
He’s judged and condemned to take the saddle, yet, still fighting
without surrender, while we slip the bit between his jaws.
This, and ducking feet in dubble time while lashing
the gear to his back, dodging lightning while...
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Categories:
chaps, animal,
Form:
Free verse
Curtain Pulled Back
12/26/21
Time I make a splash
Got to fulfill important tasks
Can't rely on hiding behind masks
It won't always be what you asked
Staying intact or full of bug splats
Broken and cracked windshield glass
The wings of bats
Continuing to flap
Before...
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Categories:
chaps, dark, deep, life, poetry, rap, sad, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
Erectile Dysfunction
On a dark Friday night, creature crawling
The darkness silenced, frogs in swamps shuts
Croaking and the hissing create muted at once
To perceive the whistlers whistling in turns
PaMushika-shika, To board home, Combies
After being dropped...
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Categories:
chaps, allegory,
Form:
Quatrain
Face In the Snow
Sly had him no love for Christmas,
It was just another day—
When the devout celebrated
And weak-willed cowpokes did pray.
Old Sly, he weren’t all that bad—
No, by gosh, he sure was not—
He never did shoot him a...
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Categories:
chaps, cowboy-western, death, faith, life, christmas, old, snow,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Power
Through the heavy hand of solemn quest
Chosen vestibules in relentless jest
Onto the corporate head through exploits support
Just a question of fools spoiling all the rules
Phat cats with blue hats in silver snaps
Chaps
Power of manipulation trying...
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Categories:
chaps, adventure, art, brother, business, childhood, funeral, power,
Form:
Free verse
Quest of the Heart: Chapter One, Cont
Of Ghosts and Fiends in Twilight, Cont.
The battle was joined and I was the victor
But no spoils were I to partake of just yet
The daemon commander was still in my way
His face glowing red with...
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Categories:
chaps, adventure, for her, journey, lost love, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Paper Gangster
I can't handle pretenders.
Something someone is not.
No 'spect for a paper gangster.
Living a fake life until caught.
A lawyer watching Son's of Anarchy.
Blue jeans with vest, will be looking phat.
Uber delivers him to a Harley shop,
wearing...
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Categories:
chaps, image, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Two Cowboys In the Badlands
“Let ‘em loose,” came his bellowing yell,
“I got 3,000 head I gotta to sell,
Goin' 1,000 miles in weather that's hell,
You're all gonna sweat and all gonna smell”-
The boss’s eyes on ten cowboys did lay,
With disdain...
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Categories:
chaps, adventure, character, conflict, culture, judgement, men,
Form:
Rhyme