Long Chalk and cheese Poems

He fell one stormy midnight clear,
His feet upon his head,
He deaf of mouth and blind of ear,
All purple, green and red.

He dined politely on a rose,
Then with a speckled hen,
He quickly drew himself a nose,
And...

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Ted Weymouth rang me up to see, if I could do a job he had…
‘His trucks broken down’ he said, so I told Ted ‘I’d be glad
to do a favour for a mate’, he said....

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Introspection

The Great Bear looked inward.
Feeling a vast space, within.
He felt that he would walk alone,
A mistake as to really do this

He became aware of nothing.
Nothing clung to him like a bad odour,
Feeding off of his...

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The Armenian and The Liverpudlian 


It’s hard to see sometimes
How chalk and cheese can mix so perfectly
Makes you wonder how the differences of character
Can work together

He, all forthright respect and daily clarity
She, all winsome wishes...

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I’d been out of work for quite some time and let me funds run low,
Of course this meant some favoured treats are first things that must go,
And for me favoured treat that meant the most,...

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I’d love to say that ‘Crusher’ Webb is one good mate of mine,
but old ‘Crusher’s’ temperamental and can act more like a swine,
and it don’t take much to set him off; that’s when we all...

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no mind for losing face

  chalk and cheese and
 white bread, black coffee
we did not make it through without the grind
  no softer thrill 
    to tempest of ill will...

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It began as a day like any other, 
In the oceans deepest depths,
Until a Kiwi and an Ausi,
Decided to have a picnic at the bottom of the Ocean,
In the deepest part of the Mariana Trench.

They...

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Life is a mixture of contrasts and opposite polarities 
North-south east and west 
Sadness and pleasure
Winter and summer
Empty pockets others full of treasure
Female and males
Dark and light
Kittens with whiskers and puppies with wagging tails
Hot and...

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Chalk was bold, pale skinned, and big boned.
A soft souled, porous, sedentary teen.
Bulky, he made a big initial impression,
but seemed to lack in true substance.
And thus, was a temporary friend,
often relied on to help others...

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minimus and maximus,are two special cats of note,
one has short wiry fur,the other a long coat,
mini as you may gather,she's all skin and bone,
maxi on the other hand weighs in at half a stone.
for twins...

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Chalk and Cheese

When you say no, I say yes
When you say skirt, I say dress
When you say lie, I don’t confess
When you say more, I say less

When I say argue you just agree
When I say...

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Just choose cheese please
Cheese choosing is cheasey and easy
Do not cheat, only choose cheese beginning with Ch…
Choose cheese like
Chile jack, Chimney rock, Chaumes, Chavroux, Checkerboard chedder, Cheese curds
Cherekee rose, Chelsea blue, Childwick berry,  Chelsea...

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