Two Sisters

I’d been out of work for quite some time and let me funds run low,
Of course this meant some favoured treats are first things that must go,
And for me favoured treat that meant the most, I degenerated into fear,
‘Cause if I don’t work, I get no funds; therefore there is no beer!

I mean I’ve done a bit of part time work, like picking fruit and such,
But it was my choice if I partook; therefore it didn’t lead to much,
Now I’m sick to death of being broke with money owing everywhere,
So I bit the bullet recently to dig me out of this despair.

Of course I must admit the government had a little say in this,
With a strongly worded letter telling me I’d be remiss,
If I didn’t take their offer up by putting me back in control,
And attend work interviews or they will take away the dole.   

At first, I was in a total shock; those public servant parasites,
Want to take away my income and destroy my well-earned rights,
I kicked up the dust all right describing how they’re doing harm,
Before I started working Monday planting wind breaks on a farm. 

Two blokes they sent out with me were a bit like chalk and cheese,
Syd declared himself a bachelor; a life that Wal felt ill at ease,
So Wal’s conversations nagged upon the need of married life,
And he kept asking Syd the reason why he never took a wife. 

This debating eased the pressure from the hard work that we do,
Of course I had begun to wonder why Syd hadn’t married too,
But Syd just gave a little shrug, and then he finally concedes,
“I have two sisters back at home, looking after all my needs”.

Wal shook his head and gave a grin, “Syd you live a sheltered life!
All the sisters in the world can never function like a wife”.
Syd gave a nod and added, “Yeah married life it may be fine, 
But when I said ‘two sisters’, I didn’t say that they were mine”.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 4/27/2015 7:41:00 AM
I love humor in a write my friend. This one is a real peach! Punch line I did not expect.. A7 and damn sure put a smile on my face this morn..
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Date: 4/21/2015 3:04:00 AM
Hi Lindsay, A brilliant piece with a fantastic ending. You certainly took me in with the two sisters. Such a clever ending. Very kind regards----John.... PS: from memory Jack Thompson, Australian actor also had an arrangement like that, but his former wife also lived on the property in another house.
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Date: 4/22/2015 6:45:00 PM
G'day John... yep, there was a show on the telly recently interviewing one of the sisters who lived with jack Thompson. The situation didn't end well. Thanks for your comment John - Lindsay
Date: 4/18/2015 1:51:00 AM
Wha...hahaha! What a decadent lifestyle... You're funny!
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Date: 4/20/2015 6:26:00 PM
G'day Kim... its certainly not me Kim; ha-ha. I could only imagine the trouble this situation brings on. Thanks once again for reading and commenting Kim - Lindsay
Date: 4/17/2015 10:15:00 PM
Humorous write. I enjoyed this...
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Date: 4/20/2015 6:13:00 PM
Thank you Nandita... I'm pleased that you got a kick out of this piece of silliness. Perhaps you know someone in this situation. Regards - Lindsay
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