My lustful neighbour, Mildred, took a lodger
An old guy with one God-almighty todger
But the bulge he had down there
Was absorbant underwear
Can anybody house a homeless codger
Lodger in my heart
I found rather strange people in my heart,
among those closest to me,
hiding and peking true white cels of my blood,
stiling all those red one!
Then I thought to myself,
What should I do to them?
They are making me sick to my stomach,
most of all empty,
but ,
then,
I knew,
I was the one to blame
Lleting them in,
There is nothing left to do,
except maybe,
charge them with rent!
After all ,
they are lodgers in my heart,
now it's all up to them.....
Billy's found with the Swedish au pair
His wife caught them in bed – both were bare
Billy couldn’t dodge her -
She cut off of his todger ...
He’s having urgent medical care!
05~29~16
There once was a young man called Rodger
Who’s very transfixed with his todger
From morning till night
He gets his delight
Now he shares his bed with his lodger
The lodger her name was Sandy
Was always ready and randy
They’d make love all night
But then they took fright
When Rodgers legs went all bandy
Submitted to New or Old 5 Contest Sponsored by Eve Roper
29 ~12~14
Blighted
And strangled
By a parasite-
Heather'slife withered
away
Note:The red threadlike dodder lives upon the heather plant
Looking for the formal definition, structure, and history of this poetry form? Visit the Poetry Dictionary entry below. Then return to explore how PoetrySoup members bring the form to life through their own poems.