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Mildred’s Lodger - Mildly Bawdy

My lustful neighbour, Mildred, took a lodger
An old guy with one God-almighty todger
But the bulge he had down there
Was absorbant underwear
Can anybody house a homeless codger

Categories: lodger, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Lodger In My Heart

Lodger in my heart

I found rather strange people in my heart,
among those closest to me,
hiding and peking true white cels of my blood,
stiling all those red one!

Then I thought to myself,

What should I do to them?

They are making me sick to my stomach,
most of all empty,
but ,
then,
I knew,
I was the one to blame
Lleting them in,


There

Categories: lodger, love,
Form: Free verse

Warning - Don'T 'Rodger' the Lodger

Billy's found with the Swedish au pair
His wife caught them in bed – both were bare
Billy couldn’t dodge her -
She cut off of his todger ...
He’s having urgent medical care!

05~29~16

Categories: lodger, anger, betrayal, humorous, lust,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Rodger and His Lodger

There once was a young man called Rodger
Who’s very transfixed with his todger
From morning till night
He gets his delight
Now he shares his bed with his lodger

The lodger her name was Sandy
Was always ready and randy
They’d make love all night
But then they took fright 
When Rodgers legs went all bandy

Submitted to New or Old 5 Contest

Categories: lodger, humorous,
Form: Limerick

The Lodger

Blighted
And strangled
By a parasite-
Heather'slife withered
away


Note:The red threadlike dodder lives upon the heather plant

Categories: lodger, nature
Form: Cinquain