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Lodger Poems - Poems about Lodger


Premium Member Mildred’s Lodger - Mildly Bawdy
My lustful neighbour, Mildred, took a lodger An old guy with one God-almighty todger But the bulge he had down there Was absorbant underwear Can anybody house a homeless codger...

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Categories: lodger, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Lodger In My Heart
Lodger in my heart I found rather strange people in my heart, among those closest to me, hiding and peking true white cels of my blood, stiling all those red one! Then I thought to myself, What should I do to them? They are making me sick to my stomach, most of all empty, but , then, I knew, I was the one to blame Lleting them in, There...

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Categories: lodger, love,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Warning - Don'T 'Rodger' the Lodger
Billy's found with the Swedish au pair His wife caught them in bed – both were bare Billy couldn’t dodge her - She cut off of his todger ... He’s having urgent medical care! 05~29~16...

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Categories: lodger, anger, betrayal, humorous, lust,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Rodger and His Lodger
There once was a young man called Rodger Who’s very transfixed with his todger From morning till night He gets his delight Now he shares his bed with his lodger The lodger her name was Sandy Was always ready and randy They’d make love all night But then they took fright When Rodgers legs went all bandy Submitted to New or Old 5 Contest...

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Categories: lodger, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Lodger
Blighted And strangled By a parasite- Heather'slife withered away Note:The red threadlike dodder lives upon the heather plant...

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Categories: lodger, nature
Form: Cinquain




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