Mildred’s Lodger - Mildly Bawdy

My lustful neighbour, Mildred, took a lodger An old guy with one God-almighty todger But the bulge he had down there Was absorbant underwear Can anybody house a homeless codger
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Edmonds  Avatar
September 7, 2024 at 8:33 AM
That has given me and hubby the laugh of the day… Beryl
Flood Avatar
September 8, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Nice to get two laughs for the price of one. Thanks, Beryl. Terry
Cunningham Avatar
September 7, 2024 at 3:27 AM
What a letdown for Mildred, he wasn't packing what she thought he was packing lol. Tom
Flood Avatar
September 8, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Certainly wasn’t his lunchbox ;-)
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