Jan Allison Poet Limerick

Rodger and His Lodger

There once was a young man called Rodger
Who’s very transfixed with his todger
From morning till night
He gets his delight
Now he shares his bed with his lodger

The lodger her name was Sandy
Was always ready and randy
They’d make love all night
But then they took fright 
When Rodgers legs went all bandy

Submitted to New or Old 5 Contest Sponsored by Eve Roper

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Teddy Kimathi August 16, 2016 at 5:49 PM Congrats Jan, for your well, deserved top placement in the contest!! ;-) Jan Allison November 19, 2016 at 3:01 PM thanks so much Teddy - sorry I missed replying before!:-( hugs Jan xx

Anisha Dutta August 12, 2016 at 9:18 AM Congrats JAN tin top place. Hugs Jan Allison August 12, 2016 at 12:53 PM Thanks Anisha:-)hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. August 10, 2016 at 7:30 PM Lol! Jan, Congratulations on your 1st place win. It was well deserved:-) Alexis Jan Allison August 11, 2016 at 5:28 PM Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May August 10, 2016 at 3:16 PM Lol...Nice limerick Jan...Congrats on a great win... Jan Allison August 10, 2016 at 3:30 PM Thanks Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Jean Murray August 10, 2016 at 12:26 PM Sex Jan..where would we two be without it? Jan Allison August 10, 2016 at 2:18 PM LOL so true Jean :-):-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Arnone August 10, 2016 at 11:20 AM Great limerick -- and I learned two new words: Rodger and Bandy. ;-) Congrats! Jan Allison August 10, 2016 at 11:45 AM LOL Thanks Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy August 10, 2016 at 10:49 AM A 7 for this humorous WINNING poem, Jan! Janice Jan Allison August 10, 2016 at 11:44 AM Thanks Janice:-) hugs Jan xx

Stephen Pennell August 10, 2016 at 10:06 AM lol : no let downs here another winner for jan Jan Allison August 10, 2016 at 11:44 AM Thanks Stephen:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper August 10, 2016 at 9:47 AM Jan, congratulations on your win, very funny poem. Hugs Eve Jan Allison August 10, 2016 at 11:44 AM Thanks Eve , you asked for us to make us smile so I'm delighted you liked my silly limerick:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith January 6, 2015 at 6:54 PM Missed this one Jan...hilarious....I wrote a limerick on the subject the other day...have a great day...hugs Tim Jan Allison January 6, 2015 at 6:57 PM Thanks Tim:-) hugs Jan x

James Fraser January 5, 2015 at 1:59 PM Haha, nice follow up Jan. Smiles aplenty here, James :) xx :) Jan Allison January 5, 2015 at 2:15 PM So glad you found it James I was so pleased with the follow up lol:-) Hugs jan xxx

John Fleming January 4, 2015 at 2:03 PM Lol...i am still grinning, Jan!! :) john. Jan Allison January 4, 2015 at 3:26 PM I try and write with humour whenever possible:-) hugs jan xx

Don Johnson January 2, 2015 at 5:42 AM Love it excellent work here... Jan Allison January 2, 2015 at 7:10 AM Thanks for dropping by Don:-) Hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie December 31, 2014 at 6:03 PM G'day Jan... Ha-ha, very good Jan. Is this the same Roger. There was a young girl from Cape Cod, who believed all kids came from God; it wasn't the almighty who lifted her nighty... it was Roger the lodger the sod. Thank you Jan for the giggle-Lindsay Jan Allison December 31, 2014 at 6:20 PM lol not heard that one! Gad I made you smile:-) Hugs jan xx

Ralph Sergi December 31, 2014 at 3:08 PM To be or not to dger. That is the question Great limerick, Jan. HAPPY NEW YEAR! Jan Allison December 31, 2014 at 3:10 PM LOl Thanks Ralph:-) happy new year:-) Hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux December 31, 2014 at 2:11 PM Was she Randy because he was handy, or was it because his todger was quite dandy? Jan Allison December 31, 2014 at 2:16 PM who knows lol thanks for your support Richard your comments are always much appreciated:-) Hope you have a wonderful New year my friend:-) Hugs jan xxx

Mama Bear December 31, 2014 at 12:56 PM anyone who does not know what a todger is has never seen one!!! LOL I would think it is self explanitary. Glad to see you having fun at this difficult time Happy New Year Love Edith Jan Allison December 31, 2014 at 2:10 PM LOL Mama - had fun with this one:-) Hugs jan xxx

Carol Eastman December 31, 2014 at 11:26 AM Oh, Oh!... Looks like you've been influenced by our old friend Jack Elliott... LOL... Happy New Year from the Eastmans' and Dragon, too, of course! Jan Allison December 31, 2014 at 11:37 AM I don't need any encouragement from my dear brother Jack lol thanks Carol - love to you and dragon and get those books published - follow your dream like I will one day:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Maurice Yvonne December 31, 2014 at 6:45 AM Boy today is going to be a long day. I just found out that midnight isn't coming until next year. Jan Allison December 31, 2014 at 6:48 AM lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne December 31, 2014 at 6:43 AM My new year's resolution is to comment more often on everyone of your poems. I don't think I really comment enough times in each one. Jan Allison December 31, 2014 at 6:48 AM 2014 been the worst of my life except for discovering poetry and making wonderful friends - love you too my friend for your friendship and amazing support xxx :-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne December 31, 2014 at 6:40 AM Jan, love you with all my heart, I hope 2015 brings you in the most possitive of ways all the resolutions you desire and deserve. Wishing you and your family all the best now and forever more. Always, Armand.

Andrea Dietrich December 31, 2014 at 1:43 AM hahaha, ok, now I get the other one posted from yesterday!!! Jan Allison December 31, 2014 at 1:49 AM Guess todger isn't a word you use in the US lol - I've got to work on Brenda's challenge now:-) Hugs Jan xx Thanks for your amazing friendship and support in my continued journey into poetry :-) Hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud December 30, 2014 at 2:31 PM heelarious, jan.. fix those legs, lol!.. have a happy new year with huggs Jan Allison December 30, 2014 at 2:32 PM Thanks Nette I wrote the first limerick and posted it under the title happiness then the second one came to me so I joined them together lol:-) Hugs jan xxx

Sandip Goswami December 30, 2014 at 2:03 PM Extension....Very nice ending. Best wishes to you.... Jan Allison December 30, 2014 at 2:04 PM Thanks for reading the follow up Sandip:-) Hugs jan xx

Daver Austin December 30, 2014 at 10:20 AM Quite a wild blade this Rodger. Got a kick out of these. Love, daver Jan Allison December 30, 2014 at 10:22 AM Thanks Daver lol:-) Hugs Jan xxx

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