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Rodger and His Lodger

There once was a young man called Rodger
Who’s very transfixed with his todger
From morning till night
He gets his delight
Now he shares his bed with his lodger

The lodger her name was Sandy
Was always ready and randy
They’d make love all night
But then they took fright 
When Rodgers legs went all bandy

Submitted to New or Old 5 Contest Sponsored by Eve Roper

29 ~12~14

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Teddy Kimathi

Date: 8/16/2016 5:49:00 PM

Congrats Jan, for your well, deserved top placement in the contest!! ;-)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/19/2016 3:01:00 PM

thanks so much Teddy - sorry I missed replying before!:-( hugs Jan xx

Anisha Dutta

Date: 8/12/2016 9:18:00 AM

Congrats JAN tin top place. Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 8/12/2016 12:53:00 PM

Thanks Anisha:-)hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 8/10/2016 7:30:00 PM

Lol! Jan, Congratulations on your 1st place win. It was well deserved:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 8/11/2016 5:28:00 PM

Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 8/10/2016 3:16:00 PM

Lol...Nice limerick Jan...Congrats on a great win...

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2016 3:30:00 PM

Thanks Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 8/10/2016 12:26:00 PM

Sex Jan..where would we two be without it?

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2016 2:18:00 PM

LOL so true Jean :-):-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Arnone

Date: 8/10/2016 11:20:00 AM

Great limerick -- and I learned two new words: Rodger and Bandy. ;-) Congrats!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2016 11:45:00 AM

LOL Thanks Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 8/10/2016 10:49:00 AM

A 7 for this humorous WINNING poem, Jan! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2016 11:44:00 AM

Thanks Janice:-) hugs Jan xx

Stephen Pennell

Date: 8/10/2016 10:06:00 AM

lol : no let downs here another winner for jan

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2016 11:44:00 AM

Thanks Stephen:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 8/10/2016 9:47:00 AM

Jan, congratulations on your win, very funny poem. Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2016 11:44:00 AM

Thanks Eve , you asked for us to make us smile so I'm delighted you liked my silly limerick:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 1/6/2015 6:54:00 PM

Missed this one Jan...hilarious....I wrote a limerick on the subject the other day...have a great day...hugs Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 1/6/2015 6:57:00 PM

Thanks Tim:-) hugs Jan x

James Fraser

Date: 1/5/2015 1:59:00 PM

Haha, nice follow up Jan. Smiles aplenty here, James :) xx :)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/5/2015 2:15:00 PM

So glad you found it James I was so pleased with the follow up lol:-) Hugs jan xxx

John Fleming

Date: 1/4/2015 2:03:00 PM

Lol...i am still grinning, Jan!! :) john.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/4/2015 3:26:00 PM

I try and write with humour whenever possible:-) hugs jan xx

Don Johnson

Date: 1/2/2015 5:42:00 AM

Love it excellent work here...

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2015 7:10:00 AM

Thanks for dropping by Don:-) Hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/31/2014 6:03:00 PM

G'day Jan... Ha-ha, very good Jan. Is this the same Roger. There was a young girl from Cape Cod, who believed all kids came from God; it wasn't the almighty who lifted her nighty... it was Roger the lodger the sod. Thank you Jan for the giggle-Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 12/31/2014 6:20:00 PM

lol not heard that one! Gad I made you smile:-) Hugs jan xx

Ralph Sergi

Date: 12/31/2014 3:08:00 PM

To be or not to dger. That is the question Great limerick, Jan. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/31/2014 3:10:00 PM

LOl Thanks Ralph:-) happy new year:-) Hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 12/31/2014 2:11:00 PM

Was she Randy because he was handy, or was it because his todger was quite dandy?

Jan Allison
Date: 12/31/2014 2:16:00 PM

who knows lol thanks for your support Richard your comments are always much appreciated:-) Hope you have a wonderful New year my friend:-) Hugs jan xxx

Mama Bear

Date: 12/31/2014 12:56:00 PM

anyone who does not know what a todger is has never seen one!!! LOL I would think it is self explanitary. Glad to see you having fun at this difficult time Happy New Year Love Edith

Jan Allison
Date: 12/31/2014 2:10:00 PM

LOL Mama - had fun with this one:-) Hugs jan xxx

Carol Eastman

Date: 12/31/2014 11:26:00 AM

Oh, Oh!... Looks like you've been influenced by our old friend Jack Elliott... LOL... Happy New Year from the Eastmans' and Dragon, too, of course!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/31/2014 11:37:00 AM

I don't need any encouragement from my dear brother Jack lol thanks Carol - love to you and dragon and get those books published - follow your dream like I will one day:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 12/31/2014 6:45:00 AM

Boy today is going to be a long day. I just found out that midnight isn't coming until next year.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/31/2014 6:48:00 AM

lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 12/31/2014 6:43:00 AM

My new year's resolution is to comment more often on everyone of your poems. I don't think I really comment enough times in each one.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/31/2014 6:48:00 AM

2014 been the worst of my life except for discovering poetry and making wonderful friends - love you too my friend for your friendship and amazing support xxx :-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 12/31/2014 6:40:00 AM

Jan, love you with all my heart, I hope 2015 brings you in the most possitive of ways all the resolutions you desire and deserve. Wishing you and your family all the best now and forever more. Always, Armand.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/31/2014 1:43:00 AM

hahaha, ok, now I get the other one posted from yesterday!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/31/2014 1:49:00 AM

Guess todger isn't a word you use in the US lol - I've got to work on Brenda's challenge now:-) Hugs Jan xx Thanks for your amazing friendship and support in my continued journey into poetry :-) Hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 12/30/2014 2:31:00 PM

heelarious, jan.. fix those legs, lol!.. have a happy new year with huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2014 2:32:00 PM

Thanks Nette I wrote the first limerick and posted it under the title happiness then the second one came to me so I joined them together lol:-) Hugs jan xxx