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Warning - Don'T 'Rodger' the Lodger

Billy's found with the Swedish au pair
His wife caught them in bed – both were bare
Billy couldn’t dodge her -
She cut off of his todger ...
He’s having urgent medical care!

05~29~16

angerbetrayalhumorouslustlimerick

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Jean Murray

May 31, 2016 at 5:45 PM

Sex on the brain....again??

Jan Allison

June 1, 2016 at 3:33 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Casarah Nance

May 31, 2016 at 7:43 AM

rightly so... ouchie though... lol

Jan Allison

May 31, 2016 at 8:34 AM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

May 30, 2016 at 4:27 PM

Ut oh....I think im going to put on my athletic supporter

Jan Allison

May 30, 2016 at 4:30 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Daver Austin

May 30, 2016 at 10:30 AM

Ouch! Here is one I never posted. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick...Jack jumped over the candle stick...He didn't jump clear, it slid up his rear...Now he's spittin out wick. Do you think it's too naughty? Love, daver

Jan Allison

May 30, 2016 at 12:52 PM

ha ha ha gone be naughty Daver lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

May 30, 2016 at 5:51 AM

It serves him well! haha! A lesson to learn! Excellent dear, Jan! Moral of the story? It pays to be faithful!

Jan Allison

May 30, 2016 at 6:53 AM

It's a hard price to pay lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

May 30, 2016 at 2:13 AM

Billy kind of deserves what he got. I sure wouldn't have the guts to do it tho'. Lol. Very clever and humorous limerick Jan. You have written so many. I can't even write one! #7 ; )

Jan Allison

May 30, 2016 at 2:56 AM

I'm planning on publishing a humour book Connie :-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

May 29, 2016 at 10:11 PM

G'day Jan ... I can't emphasize 'urgent' enough ... if I was Billy - Lindsay

Jan Allison

May 30, 2016 at 2:55 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Hauser

May 29, 2016 at 8:50 PM

Lol!

Jan Allison

May 29, 2016 at 9:00 PM

:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

May 29, 2016 at 4:49 PM

When I saw the comic I laughed, how could a poem be even funnier? But you did it! Hilarious! Hugs

Jan Allison

May 29, 2016 at 4:55 PM

I found the cartoon after I wrote the poem I thought it was so so funny:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France

May 29, 2016 at 4:12 PM

Funny one Jan, you are so good at these limericks~

Jan Allison

May 29, 2016 at 4:17 PM

Thanks so much Constance:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

May 29, 2016 at 1:02 PM

Hi Jan, Lol! You are so good at these! First thing I thought of was John Bobbit 7:-) Alexis

Jan Allison

May 29, 2016 at 1:06 PM

I thought of him too Alexis lol - gosh that is going back a few years now!:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

May 29, 2016 at 12:41 PM

Hahaha! He'll also need a lot of psychological care! Am running out of funnies, me thinks, so I'm editing many of my translations. This poem of Rilke's is one of my favorite, but then he wrote so many incredibly beautful poems! Enjoying very hot summer weather now. Thanks for the stop by. / M

Jan Allison

May 29, 2016 at 12:45 PM

LOL thanks Maurice - I have to admit I had fun with this one - I changed the title from 'caught in the act' I think the new title is much better lol:-) I can't see you ever running out of funnies my friend you are a joy to read whatever style you write in:-) hugs Jan xx