Humorous Literature Poems

Doggerels, *raunchy rhyme*
Are what purists call crap.
But who has the time
To listen to those sap?
We Doggerelists,
Rhymers unstable,
Are going to persist,
Whenever able....

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I had leaned on the bar of the balcony, when suddenly
My eyes and my mind have captured, from far away
A silhouette creeping down the steps...

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Limericks are fun on poetry sites
Light-hearted, humorous, a five line delight
Great fun to be sure
Sadness they cure
I may be prolific but I'm still a neophyte...

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The expert hunter doesn't cling.
Not having a dog, he hunts with
his cat... not having a cat,
he hunts with his duck, without
duck hunting with mouse...
- mouse...?
-...

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We made love
          in front of the TV...
        ...

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Charles Dickens walked into a bar quite pissed
Seems in his latest reviews he was dissed
  To eat, 'Side of Linguini'
  To drink, 'Double...

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Small like a bird
Smart like a nerd
Shining like a beacon
Special like a penguin
Oh! She is sensational
She is humble, universal
And absolutely lyrical
Now everybody knows her name
Like...

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tee shirts
drink mugs
published...

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In the winter I realize 
I became a cat moving from one cozy spot to the next. 
I stretch and lay. 

I watch the snowfall...

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Certain countries in our world have adopted
certain practices for development...
This in recent years...
However, some of these practices exist by default...
But the truth is that most...

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E Do not hold your breath.
P take the horse out of the rain...

E Do not look a gift horse in the mouth.
P To the given...

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The Wife of Bath
       She made me laugh
     Can't recall now precisely why

  ...

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There was a charming
bride at the altar,
chance came
and took her from
there....

There was one
 stunning flower here
on the porch,
came a strong wind
  and carried her
to...

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Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...

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I wonder what has happened to our Malvolio.
It looks like this man has gone completely loco.
He's dancing around in double-gartered stockings colored yellow.
This is in...

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