Funny Literature Poems

My pen writes in English
My pen writes in French
Mon stylo écrit en français
My pen writes in Spanish
Mi pluma escribe en español
My pen writes in Italian
La...

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(after Ginsberg)

The words flash across the screen
I think I need a cigarette; it's twilight in the Tauride garden
A real war might start any day as
Venus...

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"The universe is an implacable force sans any intention period."
-- Physics 101, 
Lesson 1: "The Horror!  The Horror!"  
 
*   *...

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The expert hunter doesn't cling.
Not having a dog, he hunts with
his cat... not having a cat,
he hunts with his duck, without
duck hunting with mouse...
- mouse...?
-...

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Jinay sain nahi vaikhya o jamya e nahi,
Jinay zafar nahi vakhya o kamya e nahi.
Q.Zafar kon ay?
Q.Tenu nahi pta?
Ans.Nahi janab,,
Ans.Bara wada don ay..
Q.Kidron Aya ay?
Ans.Vichon...

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I
I must have TEA
Must have been in a state
Mississippi
Must have sipped stale TEA
WENT TO HorsePetal
Flowery Hospital
Recovered Nicely
Re-covered 
Doctored prescribed wisely

II
Missus Have TEA
Tennis T anyone
Yes Tennessee...

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            We made love
          in...

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For crying out loud
I am awesomely proud
To be a Fool in love
With Mother Nature.
I thank the Almighty above
For everything he has done
Hoping that I have...

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Small like a bird
Smart like a nerd
Shining like a beacon
Special like a penguin
Oh! She is sensational
She is humble, universal
And absolutely lyrical
Now everybody knows her name
Like...

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I do not see further meaning 
behind the choice of word
To analyze this is demeaning
I think it is absurd 

Whoever decided to write this 
must...

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E Do not hold your breath.
P take the horse out of the rain...

E Do not look a gift horse in the mouth.
P To the given...

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BADSEEDPRESS is a fabricated enterprise. 
Zoltan Goliath and Otis Trench are invented characters, 
as are all the other players identified herein as having 
had a...

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Said the Cat - this is an earthquake
tumbling down the stairs
I said to my self,
even though I am fluffy
I can still feel pain
I know I...

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Woman who doesn't have
fear of cockroach ...
man who supports
well the pain ...
Nervous to become silent,
shy to be super speaker ...
serious to smile,
unsmiling have
loose laughter ...
Listen...

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The bell on the door woke the vendor mid snore
There seemed to be nobody there
But then when he looked a little bit more
He spotted the...

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