Humorous List Poems
These Humorous List poems are examples of List poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of List Humorous poems written by international poets.
The Control Connoisseur Categories: humorous,
• She was a control connoisseur.
• Her hair was afraid to move.
• Church ladies called her daily to ask permission
• To move a basket of flowers
• To open the Baptists'...
Permanently on Santa's Naughty List Categories: list, christmas, funny, humor, humorous,
Something happened and my son is pissed.
He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list.
But he's not only on that list this year, he's on...
Your Next Door Neighbor Categories: humor, humorous,
(listening) heavy metal
(voting) Donald Trump
Autocorrect Questions Categories: feelings, hilarious, humor, humorous,
The AutoCorrect Questions
What the ducking duck is going on?
What is up with this ducking duck?
What the he'll are you doing?
What the duck is this biach...
Truth Is Categories: allusion, analogy, deep, humorous,
Truth is whatever you want it to be!
Truth can be both or neither conceptual and perceptual!
Truth can be both or neither objective and subjective!
on the endangered list Categories: list, art, family, humor, humorous,
politics can be
art can be
family can be
life can be
bullshit can be
and can be
on the endangered list
Gratitude List Poem Categories: humorous, satire,
I’m grateful for:
Not seeing any gratitude lists today because I’m usually not on them.
The pinch of a biting mosquito
The feverish temper of a hungover boss
This Stew Tastes Funny Categories: humorous,
The prompt was "Write a poem which is really a recipe".
This Stew Tastes Funny
I personally like to use the more established dramatic processes, but feel...
You Shoulda Called Angies List Categories: list, home, humorous,
He fancied himself Mr. Fixit for things that broke around the house.
He had a knack for screwing things up which aggravated his spouse.
His tool kit...
Horn Scratch Trump Off My List Combined Haiku Categories: list, humorous,
Scratch Trump Off My List
Trump's home has become
A catacomb, while on his
Head wears an orange dome.
Trump thinks that he is
Such a sweet thing, and to...
A Bucket List Rewritten Categories: list, humorous, poetry,
To climb a mountain, but I ran out of steam
Sat down on a boulder to wait for the team
To learn to ski, but that did...
My Bucket 'The Short List' Categories: list, humor, humorous,
The day I turned the big 5 0
My friends all said to me
You got to make a Bucket List
Of things to do and see
Stan the Snail's To Do List Categories: animal, humor, humorous, nature,
Written on November 7, 2015 by Gail DeBole
Updated on June 18, 2018 by Gail DeBole
1. Eat some dirt.
2. "Look" for a suitable habitat for winter...
Stan the Snail's Bucket List - First Item Categories: list, adventure, animal, courage, funny,
Written by Gail DeBole on October 7, 2015
Updated on June 18, 2018
Stan the Snail wished for a ride
On a turtle before Stan died
With his antenna...
A WOMAN'S WORK IS NEVER DONE - FOR CONTEST Categories: humorous,
My alarm clock was set to go off at eight
When I lurched out of bed oh heck I was late
Forgot to move on the clock...
President Obama's Bucket List Categories: list, humorous,
President Obama, when asked if he had a bucket list
Replied, well kinda, only my bucket starts with an “f”... list
When he finally retires
To comedy he...
Best for Last Categories: allusion, humorous, wisdom,
Best for last
My New Year's Resolutions: Humor Categories: fun, funny, giggle, humor,
I have tracked my New Year's Resolutions
over the years these are my fantastic results.
2011: I will try to be more attentive to Lauren.
On the Naughty List Categories: list, children, christmas, humorous,
It's Christmas Eve and little Steve is sleeping like an angel
He knows Santa's sleigh is on the way with cookies on the table
The stockings are...
The List Categories: list, discrimination, humorous, poetry, political,
I was waiting by my mailbox
To hear news from the Soup
I know they like to keep me
Somewhere, in the loop
I couldn’t wait to see,...