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Humorous List Poems

These Humorous List poems are examples of List poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of List Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Control Connoisseur
•	She was a control connoisseur.
•	Her hair was afraid to move.
•	Church ladies called her daily to ask permission
•	To move a basket of flowers
•	To open the Baptists'...

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Categories: humorous,



Permanently on Santa's Naughty List
Something happened and my son is pissed.
He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list.
But he's not only on that list this year, he's on...

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Categories: list, christmas, funny, humor, humorous,

Your Next Door Neighbor
(using)       profanity
(listening)   heavy metal
(voting)      Donald Trump
(abstaining) bathing
(acting)     ...

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Categories: humor, humorous,

Autocorrect Questions
The AutoCorrect Questions

What the ducking duck is going on?
What is up with this ducking duck?
What the he'll are you doing?
What the duck is this biach...

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Categories: feelings, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Truth Is
Truth Is...

Truth is whatever you want it to be!
Truth can be both or neither conceptual and perceptual!
Truth can be both or neither objective and subjective!
Truth...

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Categories: allusion, analogy, deep, humorous,

Premium Member on the endangered list
politics can be 
bullshit
art can be 
bullshit
family can be 
bullshit
life can be
bullshit

bullshit can be 

sometimes large
and can be
on the endangered list
...

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Categories: list, art, family, humor, humorous,

Gratitude List Poem
I’m grateful for:

Not seeing any gratitude lists today because I’m usually not on them.
The pinch of a biting mosquito
The feverish temper of a hungover boss
The...

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Categories: humorous, satire,



This Stew Tastes Funny
The prompt was "Write a poem which is really a recipe".

This Stew Tastes Funny

I personally like to use the more established dramatic processes, but feel...

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© Dylan Wong  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous,

Premium Member You Shoulda Called Angies List
He fancied himself Mr. Fixit for things that broke around the house.
He had a knack for screwing things up which aggravated his spouse.
His tool kit...

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Categories: list, home, humorous,

Horn Scratch Trump Off My List Combined Haiku
Scratch Trump Off My List

Trump's home has become
A catacomb, while on his
Head wears an orange dome.

Trump thinks that he is
Such a sweet thing, and to...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: list, humorous,

Premium Member A Bucket List Rewritten
To climb a mountain, but I ran out of steam
Sat down on a boulder to wait for the team

To learn to ski, but that did...

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Categories: list, humorous, poetry,

Premium Member My Bucket 'The Short List'
The day I turned the big 5 0
My friends all said to me
You got to make a Bucket List 
Of things to do and see

So,...

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Categories: list, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Stan the Snail's To Do List
Written on November 7, 2015 by Gail DeBole
Updated on June 18, 2018 by Gail DeBole

1. Eat some dirt.
2. "Look" for a suitable habitat for winter...

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Categories: animal, humor, humorous, nature,

Premium Member Stan the Snail's Bucket List - First Item
Written by Gail DeBole on October 7, 2015
Updated on June 18, 2018

Stan the Snail wished for a ride
On a turtle before Stan died
With his antenna...

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Categories: list, adventure, animal, courage, funny,

Premium Member A WOMAN'S WORK IS NEVER DONE - FOR CONTEST
My alarm clock was set to go off at eight
When I lurched out of bed oh heck I was late
Forgot to move on the clock...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member President Obama's Bucket List


President Obama, when asked if he had a bucket list
Replied, well kinda, only my bucket starts with an “f”... list
When he finally retires
To comedy he...

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Categories: list, humorous,

Premium Member Best for Last
Best for last

Lizard lips
Blizzard tips
Cow pies
Cannon fodder
Tobacco breath
Primitive Quest
Papilloma’s daughter
Whale droppings
Frantic knocking
Eutectic solder
Anal eyes
Flabby thighs
Don’t bother

Petal pink
Purple ink
Sugar water
Melon slice
Sticky rice
Bubbly juice
Fruit tree
Pretty feet
Bustin loose
Air...

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Categories: allusion, humorous, wisdom,

My New Year's Resolutions: Humor
I have tracked my New Year's Resolutions 
over the years these are my fantastic results.

Resolution One

2011: I will try to be more attentive to Lauren.
2012:...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, humor,

On the Naughty List
It's Christmas Eve and little Steve is sleeping like an angel
He knows Santa's sleigh is on the way with cookies on the table
The stockings are...

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Categories: list, children, christmas, humorous,

Premium Member The List
The List

I was waiting by my mailbox
To hear news from the Soup
I know they like to keep me
Somewhere, in the loop
I couldn’t wait to see,...

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Categories: list, discrimination, humorous, poetry, political,