I am a steampunk mind whirling against the face of new
Colorful in all directions, I like what is happening inside
I live my truth, my dendrites dancing in happy rhythm
Others complain they are stagnant, I live not to be
My pouty lips are natural, no liposuction or faux injections
There is blue green in my eyes with flecks of gold interest
I am an erudite, talented, eager, enthusiastic, and joyfull me
Stand back if you do not understand, for I am ready for lift off
Categories:
liposuction, me,
Form: Free verse
A whistler went outside to play;
He got a bit carried away.
While playing his whistle,
He fell in some thistle;
I heard that thing three miles away!
A young whistle maker's gone daft!
Seems he lost it while honing his craft.
He upset his chances
For further romances
When he drilled the note holes in the shaft.
A buxom young whistler, all that,
Found her whistle impeded by fat.
She had liposuction
And an ample reduction,
But now she's a little bit flat.
Categories:
liposuction, humorous, music,
Form: Limerick
lips lust for more
luscious kisses drip
in mouthed desire
bosom invite cuddles
**** entice fondling
bust on the rise
belly composes rings
softens sweet union
goes with the flow
yet she is never content
judgement beckons
from society's norm
botox
boob job
liposuction
skewed grin
chest distorted
body dysmorphic
in surgeons she trusts
clings to his knife until
creation scorns counterfeit
28th August 2020
Lipogram Contest
Sponsor Emile Pinet
Categories:
liposuction, betrayal,
Form: Free verse
At cock crow
Lady and Mr. Y, turned seventy
They googled themselves;
The wind whistled past
And exposed the gooses back
They felt the wrinkles
On their temple,
The rings around their eyes
And the tires around their waistline;
They threw caution to the wind,
Damned God's wisdom;
Rejected and refused the notion
That every product
Has a manufacture and expiration date
Like Adam and Eve,
They rebelled and went
On a rehabilitation and refurbishing spree:
First, was a tummy tuck, Liposuction,
Rhinoplasty and facelift,
Then,
Necklift, browlift, chinlift, breastlift
And facial rejuvenation.....
For a while,
They shortchanged nature
As a snake shells it's outer layer
But,
Could not cheat death
When it came knocking.
Categories:
liposuction, age, creation, desire, humanity,
Form: Prose Poetry
She was an aspiring starlet, a real cutie patootie
Folks were in awe of her natural beauty
She wanted to be a great Hollywood star
But she’s taken the surgery much too far
Her teeth have been fixed for a dazzling smile
They are unnaturally white now they stand out a mile
The Botox she had was to smooth her pale skin
But she can’t move a muscle much to her chagrin!
Her eyebrow lift gives her a startled expression
The desire for perfection has become an obsession!
She’s had Botox on wrinkles and fillers on lips
Liposuction drained 2 pints of gunk from her hips
In trying to obtain that perfect pink pout
Its gone terribly wrong she now looks like a trout!
Her breasts are augmented and they look quite obscene
Like over inflated footballs seen in a top shelf magazine
These two huge ‘flotation tanks’ are silicon filled
They are lumpy and hard but her boyfriend is thrilled!
But how did she pay for surgery which was so drastic...
She opened her purse and put it on the plastic!!
Date:05 11 17
Contest Name:Make me actually LOL 2 Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Nina Parmenter
Categories:
liposuction, abuse, body, career, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Hourglass figures are for models and others who may be vain.
Dieting, Exercising, and Depriving myself of sweets would cause me too much pain.
Liposuction, Tummy Tucks - they need that Botox shot.
To find their Mr. Right - they have to look red hot.
Some men today are getting just about as bad.
Trying to recover most of the hair they had.
Of course they say that baldness is the growing trend.
Be the person YOU want to be - put this insanity to an end.
People come in all shapes and sizes - their own beauty shining through.
Being special in their own way - why try to make them blue.
If the people you are around abhor you, turn around and walk away.
It's not your place to change them - keep your comments and advice at bay.
From other peoples standards myself I no longer measure.
Considering myself a rather unique kind of treasure.
Should we ever meet, know from all that nonsense I am free.
I will not change myself for anyone - I am happy being ME!
Categories:
liposuction, beauty, celebrity, change, how
Form: Rhyme
What has happened to women and girls of today
Once natural and organic
The plastic surgeons and cosmetic companies
And Beauty magazines have blown all that away.
False hair lashes and brows
Face lifts botox Bigger lips
Liposuction off the hips
Nose jobs boob jobs
False nails on your finger tips
On your hands
Laser treatment on skin
Foundation and fake sun tans
coloured contact lenses
Not happy with what nature has sent us.
Society demands through books Tv and magazines
Are turning girls into Barbie dolls made of plastic
Stand near a flame and they'd melt away.
And an in possible dream of perfection
Give me a natural organic girl any day.
Be happy with yourself no ones perfect and shine and radiate sunshine.
Peter Dome.copyright.2014.July.
What's wrong with being natural
Categories:
liposuction, addiction, beauty, body, character,
Form: Free verse
Those Pesky Typos
By Elton Camp
Only a second of inattention does it take
To make a funny or serious typing mistake
In English, a single letter or even a space
Can result in embarrassment or disgrace
A sign was painted on a therapist door
As “the rapist,” an error he did abhor
“Pubic” for “public” we will often spy
Laughter stifling we needn’t even try
Meg wanted liposuction on her hips
But extra fullness added to her lips
However, after the adjustments were made,
By the result, she felt she’d been betrayed
Yet, the cause was a big typing slip
A wrong keying of “lip” and “hip”
The surgical order brought the doc despair
For the tragic mistakes were right there
Categories:
liposuction, humor,
Form: Rhyme
They want to be skin and bones with plastic wasters,
They want to be stupid, they want to be famous,
Fake, superficial and contagious,
"She don't want your love,
She wants your money, boy."
Modern royalty want cash in hand,
Ritalin,vicodin, and diazepam,
Valium,lithium, any kind of medication,
Liposuction, collegen,
Round and round we go again.
Plastic Nose, cushion butts, Botox and plastic chest,
You're not quite right, but you tried your best.
Mattel rang, Hey Barbie they want you back in your box,
You're allowed to have 'fun', but not too much.
Media, media, media everyday hysteria,
Disroders coming out your ears; and you think we're inferior?
Ignorance is bliss, I guess.
Open your eyes, blink twice and think,
Your life is perfect, isn't it?
Categories:
liposuction, life, passion, slam,
Form: I do not know?
For turning my eyes into shallow Pacific blues,
because nobody likes Chocolate.
For transforming the freckled clusterbomb on my face,
into baby skin smoothness!
Because freckles are humanity’s alleged worst enemy
and I refuse to allow my self-confidence to stay Pro-Activ.
Thank you, Photoshop
for giving me that liposuction I ALWAYS wanted
in less than 10 minutes!
Working out is BENEATH me!
And I’m too busy dating these "5 Guys".
Thank you for bathing me in your Black & White Fountain of Youth!
60 is the used 25!
I refuse attempts in removing this fallacy
crawling under my lifted eye sockets.
My wisdom wrinkles shall stay imploded under pretentious needle.
Otherwise, I can’t continue to be fed
flirtatious appetizers by horny sheeple
and bi-curious copycats
hocking hairballs at the sight
of my airbrushed collagen lips
while they dry hump my computer generated thighs.
Their retinas grope my artificially inflated Grand Canyons
which are really only peaked valleys.
Yet, they won’t look at my defaults…
So, I thank you Photoshop
for being unable
to crop my misery.
© Drake J. Eszes
"Dedicated to those who are unable to look within themselves." -D.J.E.
Categories:
liposuction, introspection, life, social, me,
Form: Free verse
More Than... Ever
My Angel I Love You more than ever
More than words and phrases that are clever
I Love You more than our amazing always
More than our amazing nights and days
I Love You more than an anniversary card or gift
More than a liposuction, tummy tuck, or breast lift
I Love You more than my shallow soul can feel
More than any man has, could , or ever will
I Love You more than you could ever conceive
More than your beautiful mind could ever believe
I Love You more than I could imagine being true
More than the Lord Himself could ever love you
I Love You more than my heart could ever say
More than mere mortal words could ever convey
I Love You more than words or phrases that are clever
My Angel I will forever(x2) Love You more than ... ever
Categories:
liposuction, lovewords, angel, angel, love,
Form: I do not know?
When I seen her, I knew I had to make her mine
She comes a family with a knack for design
She is put together so very well
She has been mine for 15 years, no one can tell
I know this story must sound melancholy
But please if would pardon my dolly
She has never needed any reconstruction
She carries extra weight time to time but removes it quickly, no need for
liposuction
I love her so much, she is the one I know who will never let me down
She has strutted her stuff all over town
She enjoys being around me
We have avoided so much contreversey
She waits for me right beside my bed
She need a new coat, possibly bright red
We ride together in a Denali
If you need a ride, I will say in advance pardon my dolly
She has seen more places than a band on tour
Everyone is familiar with her each time we enter a store
My girlfriend feels threatened by her, her name is Molly
But each day I politely tell her, pardon my dolly
Categories:
liposuction, funny, work, me, time,
Form: ABC