Liposuction Poems - Poems about Liposuction

Goodbye Six Pack Hello Poetry Scribes

...Goodbye six pack hello* poetry scribes

My poetic side COSMOFUNNEL
wordsmith thanks tumblr in his noggin
ofttimes triggering babbling brook 
to swell after deluge
becoming stream of consciousne...

Ongepatshket Torqued Skewed Reflection

...Ongepatshket torqued skewed reflection

drawn courtesy lots of byte size chalk.

When e'er I summon fat chance
to empower me self with courage 
and steal a passing glance
in the mirror then in...

I Am Unapologetically Me

...I am a steampunk mind whirling against the face of new
Colorful in all directions, I like what is happening inside
I live my truth, my dendrites dancing in happy rhythm
Others complain they are st...

I Imagine Relief While Feeling Comfortably Numb

...I imagine relief while feeling comfortably numb...
anesthetized courtesy central air 

analogous to gulping down
a tall glass of ice cold water, 
which equals ultimate thirst quencher,
especial...

Filched Physiognomy Mine Revisited

...Filched Physiognomy – Mine revisited!

Absolute zero escape
velocity guts dance
sing days (contra and square),
cuz metabolic full abundance
abdominal adipose tissue acceptance
not in accordanc...

Tune Averse

...A whistler went outside to play;
He got a bit carried away.
While playing his whistle,
He fell in some thistle;
I heard that thing three miles away!

A young whistle maker's gone daft!
Seems h...

Stupid Things

...The dead want to talk to me about stupid things.
like, does ‘Chick-Fi-A’ still make spicy sandwiches?

I thought the dead could walk through walls
and see our thoughts;
apparently they a...

Forgery

...lips lust for more

luscious kisses drip

in mouthed desire


bosom invite cuddles

**** entice fondling

bust on the rise


belly composes rings

softens sweet union

goes with the...

New Wine In Old Bottle

...At cock crow 
Lady and Mr. Y, turned seventy
They googled themselves;
The wind whistled past
And exposed the gooses back
They felt the wrinkles 
On their temple,
The rings around their eyes
A...

Obese

...Now, I am not a huge man

I'm not large by any means

In fact it is surprising

I still wear normal jeans

My pants don't have elastics

I still use normal towels

But, my BMI stats tell ...

Miss Mister

...Mister Miss

Mr. Miss is a man indeed.
He can't catch a cold let alone cold feet.
He lives in a house with his mother and sister.
Mom is named Louise Mister and his little sister is Missy miss M...

What Annoys Me - Drastic Plastic Surgery For That Barbie Doll Look Lol

...She was an aspiring starlet, a real cutie patootie 
Folks were in awe of her natural beauty

She wanted to be a great Hollywood star
But she’s taken the surgery much too far

Her teeth have bee...

This Is Me

...Hourglass figures are for models and others who may be vain.
Dieting, Exercising, and Depriving myself of sweets would cause me too much pain.
Liposuction, Tummy Tucks - they need that Botox shot.
...

That

...Before I left the house
I had a chat with my mirror
To get feedback on my blouse
And guess what?

So loyal of the mirror 
It revealed answers I hadn't put questions for

Rubbed in my face was...

Organic Verses Plastic Women

...What has happened to women and girls of today
Once natural and organic
The plastic surgeons and cosmetic companies
And Beauty magazines have blown all that away.

False hair lashes and brows
Face lif...

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