Pardon My Dolly (

When I seen her, I knew I had to make her mine She comes a family with a knack for design She is put together so very well She has been mine for 15 years, no one can tell I know this story must sound melancholy But please if would pardon my dolly She has never needed any reconstruction She carries extra weight time to time but removes it quickly, no need for liposuction I love her so much, she is the one I know who will never let me down She has strutted her stuff all over town She enjoys being around me We have avoided so much contreversey She waits for me right beside my bed She need a new coat, possibly bright red We ride together in a Denali If you need a ride, I will say in advance pardon my dolly She has seen more places than a band on tour Everyone is familiar with her each time we enter a store My girlfriend feels threatened by her, her name is Molly But each day I politely tell her, pardon my dolly