Write Limerick Poems

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‘Madam! rhymes I defy,
for they displease my eye.
With ‘wow’ I wildly converse 
‘I’m Ava,’ I write free verse
in words alas drown I

My muse I deified;
she’s...

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I must now write a limerick;
Those dogs lined up is such a trick, 
It's just a feint 
To make me faint
So they can nick my...

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A waste paper basket, a trash can, a bin
Whatever you call it, some things won’t stay in
The things that you write
Long into the night
May make,...

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One day I tried to write a sonnet

For hours and hours I thought upon it

I swear I'm not joking

My head started smoking

And firemen turned their...

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I can't really write a sonnet
But if you want a limerick i'm on it
And if I had to write without rhymezone
My mind would have blown
Therefore...

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Dude's limp described by the sum in ink 
could be only by an inclusion of think
"definitely dude's dexterity deserves downtime
for all the day long hiz...

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    Enough with the limericks tonight
    Like a ven’rable poet I need write 
     ...

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The doctor dilated my eyes;
My pupils are three times their size.
Since the time this occurred
What I’m seeing is blurred,
But I know things will soon stabilize.

Still,...

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LIMERICK?

I thought a Limerick I would write.
I’d make it quite funny, keep it light.
I got carried away
I am sorry to say.
To reach the punch line...

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Limericks IX



Scratch-n-Sniff
by Michael R. Burch

The world’s first antinatalist limerick?

Life comes with a terrible catch:
It’s like starting a fire with a match.
Though the flames may delight
In...

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There once was a snowman named Ray
Who dreamed of a tropical bay
He packed his sunscreen
And flew to the scene
But melted as soon as he lay


*I...

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Alas ‘tis the fate of plucky Jan
To write her poetry while on the can
Her pen’s been known to scoop
A sprinkling of poop
And gleefully to let...

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Those overly particular judges
Give me a halt when I see their contests
Asking to write what I feel
In hard form plus a kyrielle
I better go and...

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Often, I enter a contest
I enter the ones I like best
But one sponsor said
Write stood on your head
I moved on to check out the rest

Another...

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A man said “I hear you write poetry.
You are the poem pretty lady.”
I turned toward the door 
heard that line once before;
He told another the...

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