Work Limerick Poems
These Work Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Work. These are the best examples of Limerick Work poems written by international poets.
The Gliding SwanA swan, when it's gliding along,
Its feet are both pedallin' strong.
It's not what you see
That brings things to be,
It's work that puts King in the...
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Categories:
allegory, animal, beauty, bird,
Limericks Written In A Country ChurchyardThere once was a sensitive vicar,
who said, "I'm not one to bicker,
but the peal of that bell,
makes me feel quite unwell,
and plays merry hell with...
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Categories:
humorous, philosophy, poems,
Stupid StrongPulled up into the drive-thru
before work like I normally do.
Told them my bill was wrong,
fought me came off stupid-strong.
I’ve memorized their whole menu....
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Categories:
emotions, feelings, humor,
Igor needs a bigger lab XIIIn bed Don loves wearing his gold
Where billionaire's come to the fold
They need not hold loins
But just buy Trump coins
While we work till...
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Categories:
america, corruption, insect, money,
Solar Smackdown on Stars
The stars, all a-twinkle and bright,
Said, "We're best at the dark, starry night!"
But the sun, with a smirk,
Said, "When day breaks to work,
You're just tiny...
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Categories:
fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Big Kirk
There once was a man whose name was Jack.
Wasn’t well liked, he always talked smack.
One day at work,
He met Big Kirk,
Who taught him not to...
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Categories:
life, men, nonsense, violence,
Of Knights and SpandexThe knights that in histories lurk,
They never wore spandex to work.
O’er heroes today
That dress in this way,
The dragons, they snort and they smirk.
...
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Categories:
adventure, animal, clothes, fantasy,
One Too Many
‘You’ve had one too many’
Declared old Paddy’s wife
She always spoiled his evenings
With her ‘trouble’ and her ‘strife’
‘I’m absolutely sober’
He replied with much aplomb
‘I’ve...
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Categories:
humor, humorous, husband, ireland,
what a shame about his name! - bawdy warning
A fella’s promoted at work
His office sign makes people smirk
It reads W. Anchor -
Head overseas banker
His shortened name drives him berserk
Work colleagues all know him...
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Categories:
humorous, irony, work,
The Story of My Life
My fate rolled since childhood at my bottom
to study, live and work far from birth home;
Wanted to go back for good,
Time had slow pace in...
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Categories:
missing,
Why are we here?While here I can write undeterred
This work will at times seem absurd
When this kills my high
It's just time to try
Finding joy solving a crossword...
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Categories:
cheer up, feelings, motivation,
Igor needs a bigger lab VINo prior POTUS has admired
Towered pyres for esquires they’d hired
Tired not by work hard
Now wired the trump card
That commands retire or You're Fired!...
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Categories:
anger, bullying, confusion, power,
The Limericks Piled in His YardThe limericks piled in his yard
Made mowing and maintenance hard.
The blade would get stuck
When nonsense it struck,
The handle from hyperbole jarred.
...
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Categories:
funny, garden, green, humor,
The women in my Viking villageThe women in my Viking village
don't like domestic work or tillage.
They get much more excited
when they all get invited
on raids to go plunder and pillage....
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Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade,
Holiday Fun
A unique Christmas time for Santa Claus,
fiftieth year of journey without pause.
All gifts he stacks in the cart,
...
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Categories:
christmas, humorous,