Wind Limerick Poems

Where's the Beef?

Sickle speckled like deckles of beef

Girl freckled gave my pickle relief

She pecked on my schmeckle

Like Heckle and Jeckle

Then deep beneath erupted a queef


It grew and

Older Men Are Beautiful

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder Poetry Contest
Crystol Woods

Her man friend, grey, over the hill, and older
He's cheesy, conning, plain, and a freeloader
She's

Summer Winds

Willie Wagtail and the Dust Devil

Wee Willie Wagtail, sleek and spry,
Flew up to catch a bug on fly,
When along came a wily willy-willy
Swirling winds aloft willy and nilly
Loop-de-looping poor Willie,

Real Coffee

Have you tried INSTANT coffee
Well it sure doesn't cut it with me
Gimmie the real stuff
Can't impress enough
So important it is to make it REAL

Dancing with Angels

One’s never too hot for angels to handle.
Quote - Poet’s own

For the glamorous Marilyn Monroe
Completely out of their minds men would go
Her hour glass figure
Sent

A Man with Propellorized Hat

A man with propellorized hat
Stepped up with his beanie to bat.
The fastball blew by,
Away he did fly,
He hadn’t accounted for that.

This Old Fence

How in the world is this fence still standing
Taking punches from winds so demanding
With a defiant grin
It refused to give in
Till my dog sent it

Holiday Fun

A unique Christmas time for Santa Claus,
fiftieth year of journey without pause.
     All gifts he stacks in the cart,
  

The Wizard of Oz

In the movie The Wizard of Oz
Dorothy had a major cause
how did it all begin
they would take a spin
she and her friends were breaking laws.


The

A Limerick

There once was a lady from Indy
Who comes out of her house when it’s windy
She doesn’t walk fast
Though her friends are aghast
That her petticoats look

Villanelle of whims

I know here and there I stand 
    to surmount a hurt of unknown 
   differences, if not something bad.

Hurricane Hips

A substantial wahine named Beulah,
To please her husband was learning the hula,
But the wind she created
As her grass skirt gyrated
Devastated most of downtown Honolulu.

The Aura of Rhymes

There's a poet called the Aura of Rhymes,
whose grammar is full of poetic crimes,
but she doesn't give a damn,
shows she's not an AI scam.
Her words

Marilyn Monroe

For the glamorous Marilyn Monroe
Completely out of their minds men would go
Her hour glass figure
Sent them a-dither
When her two beauties were out there on show.

Marilyn