Tiger Limerick Poems

Once a tiger ate a clown,
then wondered from town to town.
in her lace frock frilly,
she acted so silly,
and never once wore a frown.
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Balmore Eruv Verve!

Once there was a Rabbi Yonah,
Whose Shabbos Eruv made you wonder,
Does Yonah’s art belong in the Louvre?
Does our gratitude behoove yah?
This Detroit Tiger...

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I don’t want to be famous, is no gripe,
One can fetch some fame with a lot of hype,
No never, that’s not me,
I’d rather farther see
To...

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To dress well seems well worth a thought,
In merit, dress matters a lot:
Dressed in silk, to Vishnu so suave,
Father Ocean his daughter gave,
In tiger skin,...

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He heard that the zoo was for sale;
a donkey and tiger he'd 'nail':
'I want' - to the lass -
'your pussy and ass!'
(And that's why he's...

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There once was a donkey from Delhi 
Who dared call a tiger's breath smelly
Tiger  roared out in great rage
Which donkey could not assuage
And ended...

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A Bengal tiger has an uncanny hunch
That he'll encounter a tasty beast to munch
Finding an inedible Prey
with fear he roars go away!
Then runs to seek...

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                     Tiger roars loud cheerfully...

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Stay on your side of the brook, Tiger
Or else there will be a great snipper 
To end you running your mouth
So much wild noise from...

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There once was a young tiger named Roar
this bold greeting he gave to Eeyore...
     "Hey you, shove out the way;
 ...

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Haughty Tiger was blatantly vain
She presumed that poor Ass had no brain
Ass stayed cool when hunters came
And pretended to be lame
But Miss Knowall was bound...

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 The tiger growled, puffing its chest
 Yet the donkey didn't seem stressed
 Tiger said, " your bones I'll chew
 and make a meal out...

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The tiger growled "You shall not pass!"
The donkey said "Come on. Don't be so crass.
I'm just here for a drink
and if you really think
you can...

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Cool donkey earned fame as a fine dentist.
For toothache his dinner glum tiger missed.
      His wide open mouth of dread,
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Thirsty Donkey went to the flowing stream,
Shocked to find a tiger, about to scream.
"We are friends, both need a drink",
Tiger said "calm down and think,
Not...

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